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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    What's the point of drinking if you are cognizant enough to remember anything.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    i hate when you wake up still drunk

    like

    your first few steps are just shakey as fuck because you don't know you're still drunk yet

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I blacked out one time from drinking

    I came to in an alley at 4am on a working day

    never again

    This is the worst thing I can imagine in my day to day life

    I think I would text my boss a fairly honest summary of the situation, get an über home, and then Puke and sleep for 24 hours

    Trying to remember how long it's been since I've had a boss that I feel would have done well with a text like that.

    TL DR on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I can't remember the last time I was at a social event and had more than maybe two drinks

    Probably back in Japan? I do not have the right crowd to get drunk with anymore

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I blacked out one time from drinking

    I came to in an alley at 4am on a working day

    never again

    This is the worst thing I can imagine in my day to day life

    I think I would text my boss a fairly honest summary of the situation, get an über home, and then Puke and sleep for 24 hours

    This was while I was teaching in Japan, I threw up once but just kind of clambered into bed and got to work maybe an hour late

    Nobody said anything, though I'm pretty sure everyone could tell I was a little day-drunk

    You are younger and haler (more hale?) than I

    I'd die

    Also I never blacked out from alcohol and I find it fascinating

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    So new job looks like it is really happening.

    Six years I have been an independent, free man. Time to hang that up and embrace the security of the corporation.

    sell out

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I blacked out one time from drinking

    I came to in an alley at 4am on a working day

    never again

    This is the worst thing I can imagine in my day to day life

    I think I would text my boss a fairly honest summary of the situation, get an über home, and then Puke and sleep for 24 hours

    Trying to remember how long it's been since I've had a boss that I feel would have done well with a text like that.

    My boss wouldn't like it but I work for a family owned business that has grappled with alcoholism within their family so straight honesty would be by far the best policy about waking up at 4 am in an alley drunk midweek

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    alright, my PhD milestone presentation is down to a tight 19 minutes

    get ready to be kawaii'd to hell and back, review panel

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I can't remember the last time I was at a social event and had more than maybe two drinks

    Probably back in Japan? I do not have the right crowd to get drunk with anymore

    yeah, most of my friends are teetotalers

    I guess opposites attract or something

    Can't wait for vacation though, kanpai bitches

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I blacked out one time from drinking

    I came to in an alley at 4am on a working day

    never again

    This is the worst thing I can imagine in my day to day life

    I think I would text my boss a fairly honest summary of the situation, get an über home, and then Puke and sleep for 24 hours

    This was while I was teaching in Japan, I threw up once but just kind of clambered into bed and got to work maybe an hour late

    Nobody said anything, though I'm pretty sure everyone could tell I was a little day-drunk

    You are younger and haler (more hale?) than I

    I'd die

    Also I never blacked out from alcohol and I find it fascinating

    it's so humiliating. you feel like a stupid child, unable to control themselves. if you're at all boisterous while drunk you have the nagging concern that you made someone feel uncomfortable or put upon. you're at the mercy of the recollection of others.

    it's fucking stupid. most pointless nights of my life.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited August 2015
    Ehh, nope

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Man alcohol is just the worst thing to overdo

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    What's the point of drinking if you are cognizant enough to remember anything.

    What's the point of drinking if you're not going to remember anything? :P

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I can't remember the last time I was at a social event and had more than maybe two drinks

    Probably back in Japan? I do not have the right crowd to get drunk with anymore

    You heard the man, [chat]

    Roll in the keg on a dolly and set up the beer pong table here

    desc on
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Wait, I thought we all drank to forget? :P

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tav

    h-have you shitlorded, my son

    nah

    we fooled around a bit, i think (am like 90% sure but alcohol) I did something unappreciated and killed the mood and then we just kinda rolled over and went to sleep

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Wait, I thought we all drank to forget? :P

    That's not alcohol. That's Rico's Special Cactus Juice. Alcohol isn't allowed in Nightvale.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Lately I have two beers and it's like.

    Whoa hey slow down tough guy.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I blacked out one time from drinking

    I came to in an alley at 4am on a working day

    never again

    This is the worst thing I can imagine in my day to day life

    I think I would text my boss a fairly honest summary of the situation, get an über home, and then Puke and sleep for 24 hours

    This was while I was teaching in Japan, I threw up once but just kind of clambered into bed and got to work maybe an hour late

    Nobody said anything, though I'm pretty sure everyone could tell I was a little day-drunk

    You are younger and haler (more hale?) than I

    I'd die

    Also I never blacked out from alcohol and I find it fascinating

    it's so humiliating. you feel like a stupid child, unable to control themselves. if you're at all boisterous while drunk you have the nagging concern that you made someone feel uncomfortable or put upon. you're at the mercy of the recollection of others.

    it's fucking stupid. most pointless nights of my life.

    But like what I s it that causes it I wonder

    My heavy days are behind me and the last times that I werecdrunk enough to be two day hung over I still remember everything that happened moment to moment

    I have taken hallucinogens and things like that and even so I have never really had a moment where I didn't feel like I was steering the ship

    But I have talked to people who somewhat regularly have the experience of being blackout drunk from getting drunk at social events and I feel like there is some human ingredient that makes you one sort of person or another with regards to blackouts

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    the worst part about drinking too much is the fact that it takes a whole day now to recover cause (i'm an olds) and if thats your saturday night, then you've basically lost your entire weekend

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    Wait, I thought we all drank to forget? :P

    i've always taken that to mean that while you're drunk, you're forgetting about your worries. that time when you're drunk is pleasantly low in stress. if you forgot that whole night then what was the point? you've now forgotten the only stretch of time where you were able to forget the problems.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ehh, nope

    It's too late. I've seen it all! I've seen everything.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    desc busts out his b-boy moves to not just do a keg stand, but a keg 2000 to flip to worm

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Man alcohol is just the worst thing to overdo

    Legalize 2c*, dismantle the national alcohol industry, etc.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tav

    h-have you shitlorded, my son

    nah

    we fooled around a bit, i think (am like 90% sure but alcohol) I did something unappreciated and killed the mood and then we just kinda rolled over and went to sleep

    *uses Polaroids and yarn and thumbtacks on a board to begin reconstructing the crime scene*

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Lately I have two beers and it's like.

    Whoa hey slow down tough guy.

    Boy can drink hard liquor all night and barely notice it. But you get him two glasses of red wine? He's out like a giggly little light. It's the strangest thing.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc busts out his b-boy moves to not just do a keg stand, but a keg 2000 to flip to worm before stopping to take acid reflux medication

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    The last time I drank alcohol, I got straight up drunk off two small drinks. Tolerance is sure a thing.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Alcohol is kind of trash as an intoxicant though

    Tasty tho

    Hth

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tav

    h-have you shitlorded, my son

    nah

    we fooled around a bit, i think (am like 90% sure but alcohol) I did something unappreciated and killed the mood and then we just kinda rolled over and went to sleep

    *uses Polaroids and yarn and thumbtacks on a board to begin reconstructing the crime scene*

    >.>
    p sure there was a witness

    <.<

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    red wine is evil

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    cadlincwalk got 23andMe results back.

    Among other stuff: likely to live a long time and likely to not produce body odor.

    Knew I married up!

    kedinik the smelly mayfly

    aRkpc.gif
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    desc prefers the subtle intoxication of black tar heroin

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tav

    h-have you shitlorded, my son

    nah

    we fooled around a bit, i think (am like 90% sure but alcohol) I did something unappreciated and killed the mood and then we just kinda rolled over and went to sleep

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WKCEEnbk8

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    wine is just liquid headache

    beer makes me feel all bile-y

    spirits just make me feel like i was hit by a truck

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    tasty is the best

    fuck gendered marketing
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tav

    h-have you shitlorded, my son

    nah

    we fooled around a bit, i think (am like 90% sure but alcohol) I did something unappreciated and killed the mood and then we just kinda rolled over and went to sleep

    *uses Polaroids and yarn and thumbtacks on a board to begin reconstructing the crime scene*

    >.>
    p sure there was a witness

    <.<

    *rolls up to this person in a gratuitous product placement car and flashes a badge*

    "[chat] police, sir and/or madam. Can you answer a few questions about criminal post-breakup conduct we have reports of?"

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Alcohol is kind of trash as an intoxicant though

    Tasty tho

    Hth

    Since it's legal here, pot's a better choice for being a bit loopy and relaxed at social events. Eat a chocolate about an hour before the shindig, then feel nice and floaty for hours without having to constantly re-dose? Side effects the next day mostly consisting of being relaxed? Awesome.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2015
    I can still drink but I don't have more than 2 or three drinks often.

    Beer actually hits me harder than wine or liquor. I think it's because I only rarely drink it.

    spacekungfuman on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc prefers the subtle intoxication of black tar heroin

    Opioids are for pathetic babies

    Either take drugs that make pretentious electronic music sound better or exit the gene pool

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