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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Gosh I've missed your posting Mim

    I hope that's not too weird

    Aw, thank you. <3

    Unless you're being sarcastic.

    Then I'll just be over here. Like this o_o

    I missed your mim, Mim.

    <3

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Hakkes as femme fatale in Sarksus: Loss of Innocence

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Hakkes as femme fatale in Sarksus: Loss of Innocence

    *cough* eh HEM *cough*

    *glare*

    Mim on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Hakkes as femme fatale in Sarksus: Loss of Innocence

    Just smoke this tobacco and drink this shitty fake Manhattan

    You know you want it

    It's desire sarksus

    It's only human

    smoke this blunt.....

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I may be making that up

    No, that sounds right.

    I still owe you money for POGs.

    you stole my Alf pog!

    not tubular, man. not tubular at all

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Oh my gosh, the kids don't even know about POGs!

    Where's Bleric? I need to lecture her about POGs.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    A frog hunts on land by vision. He escapes enemies mainly by seeing them. His eyes do not move, as do ours, to follow prey, attend suspicious events, or search for things of interest. If his body changes its position with respect to gravity or the whole visual world is rotated about him, then he shows compensatory eye movements. These movements enter his hunting and evading habits only, e.g., as he sits on a rocking lily pad. Thus his eyes are actively stabilized. He has no fovea, or region of greatest acuity in vision, upon which he must center a part of the image. He has only a single visual system, retina to colliculus, not a double one such as ours where the retina sends fibers not only to colliculus but to the lateral geniculate body which relays to cerebral cortex. Thus, we chose to work on the frog because of the uniformity of his retina, the normal lack of eye and head movements except for those which stabilize the retinal image, and the relative simplicity of the connection of his eye to his brain.

    Old timey papers were written like novels and it's weird.
    Fig. 1 illustrates our friend the frog attending one of many suspicious events which he partakes during the small hours of the morning. To Mr. Frog's left and right sit his brethren, joined in a fine circle. These frogs compose the higher ranks of an illustrious and highly secretive cabal whose intentions are only now becoming understood by our field of dedicated researchers. In the middle of the circle is a white rabbit. Note the evidence of tool usage, normally thought uncommon, in the tightly knotted twine which binds the rabbit.

    In Fig. 2 see our friend the frog hop forward, his neck expanding as a black thundercloud, reflecting in the rabbit's eyes shining with fear. A shiv, cleverly fashioned from a rabbit bone, is gratefully accepted by Mr. Frog.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    My new job is going to challenge me - I will be working with a bunch of technically competent people who know their shit, and I cannot crab fab at all.

    They are fine with you getting the answer from the Google machine though because everyone does that.

    Haven't even started working yet and I already have been scoring points with the people who will be managing me.

    I really cannot wait. Being the lone tech guy in a company full of people who don't get what you do has some advantages, but God it's frustrating.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Don't get me wrong, I'd do terrible things to Alan Partridge.

    I read this as Alan Parsons

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

    I am a professional too!

    They call me Mim: The Virgin Layer.

    *cue theme music*

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I may be making that up

    No, that sounds right.

    I still owe you money for POGs.

    you stole my Alf pog!

    not tubular, man. not tubular at all

    What can I say except COWABUNGA!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

    he couldn't afford it huh

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I kind of want to get one of those "lone tech guy" jobs...

    They don't grow on trees tho

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Fuuuuuck @Arch I was looking for a rad video to show you that was a simulation of what it's like to see with a frog's brain

    I can't find it though =/

    Have you seen it?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

    he couldn't afford it huh
    I am classically trained, after all

    Hakkekage on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

    he couldn't afford it huh
    I am classically trained, after all
    never has your avatar been more fitting

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    A frog hunts on land by vision. He escapes enemies mainly by seeing them. His eyes do not move, as do ours, to follow prey, attend suspicious events, or search for things of interest. If his body changes its position with respect to gravity or the whole visual world is rotated about him, then he shows compensatory eye movements. These movements enter his hunting and evading habits only, e.g., as he sits on a rocking lily pad. Thus his eyes are actively stabilized. He has no fovea, or region of greatest acuity in vision, upon which he must center a part of the image. He has only a single visual system, retina to colliculus, not a double one such as ours where the retina sends fibers not only to colliculus but to the lateral geniculate body which relays to cerebral cortex. Thus, we chose to work on the frog because of the uniformity of his retina, the normal lack of eye and head movements except for those which stabilize the retinal image, and the relative simplicity of the connection of his eye to his brain.

    Old timey papers were written like novels and it's weird.
    Fig. 1 illustrates our friend the frog attending one of many suspicious events which he partakes during the small hours of the morning. To Mr. Frog's left and right sit his brethren, joined in a fine circle. These frogs compose the higher ranks of an illustrious and highly secretive cabal whose intentions are only now becoming understood by our field of dedicated researchers. In the middle of the circle is a white rabbit. Note the evidence of tool usage, normally thought uncommon, in the tightly knotted twine which binds the rabbit.

    In Fig. 2 see our friend the frog hop forward, his neck expanding as a black thundercloud, reflecting in the rabbit's eyes shining with fear. A shiv, cleverly fashioned from a rabbit bone, is gratefully accepted by Mr. Frog.

    Figure 3 is alarming in how well it portrays the subsequent orgy

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh don't worry Mim I didn't touch the boy

    I'm a PROFESSIONAL

    he couldn't afford it huh
    I am classically trained, after all

    if you're good at something

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    went to happy hour with sarah and "So It Goes"

    on the way back sig and I stopped in a collectables shop that was going out of business

    it was full of pokemans and yu gi ohs and baseball cards from 1991

    I bought some mario brothers things to open with soy

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    (and a ravens sticker for sarah so she wouldn't feel left out)

    he thought they were p cool

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    and now I have a fly necklace

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    omfg god you actually got it haha

    @skippydumptruck

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    skippy how is that child this old where has the time gone what is happening how long have I been gone
    we old-timers, now

    I am turning fucking 28 in two days.

    THAT IS A HIGH PERCENT OF THE TWENTIES

    I remember when you were like way younger than that, what the hell

    I remember the first time I hung out in NYC and I was asked to drink and smoke hookah and I was all, oh no, I don't do those things. Like 7 years ago.

    That was me

    I was the gateway drug

    I ruined your life sarksus

    *perspires bourbon*

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Hmm. Lindsay Lohan had a music career once upon a time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGmJ4TXVmM

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Aww I didn't notice that Emerson is also being a giggly happy babb in the background

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    shit, son

    is that healthy

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hmm. Lindsay Lohan had a music career once upon a time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGmJ4TXVmM

    I dunno if career is the right word

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    OMG @ARCH I FOUND IT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N3Hjx0wOJs

    If you ever want to read something outside of your discipline, this makes more sense if you read the paper "What the frog's eye tells the frog's brain"

    Also @everyone this is what it actually would look like if you had vision that only worked on moving targets

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    chat fulla awesome peeps all Im saying

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    "his graceful build is like that of an antelope"
    *sweats*
    later
    "The overwhelming self-hatred after the climax is familiar to her". Yes, yes.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    you might want to see your doctor?

    by doctor I mean bartender

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    If anything teaches us anything it is that nothing

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    you might want to see your doctor?

    by doctor I mean bartender

    how do i agree multiple times

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    this is a per day average or

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    you might want to see your doctor?

    by doctor I mean bartender

    how do i agree multiple times

    By drinking alcohol.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    you might want to see your doctor?

    by doctor I mean bartender

    how do i agree multiple times

    Alt accounts.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    this post is going to be entered into evidence one day isn't it

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    Like I need a tv show to tell me that

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I think the last time I had anything to drink was Christmas, actually...whiskey has been even longer.

    you might want to see your doctor?

    by doctor I mean bartender

    how do i agree multiple times

    Do what I do:

    sign out, log in as a Church alt, and the-

    nod and smile

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