Oh man I just started filling my pasta pot with water and there was a parsons spider in it! Glad I noticed >_<
He would have been livid if you had cooked his spider.
They are actually really cool! They don't bite people and don't spin webs so they catch mosquitos and flies and stuff without leaving webs in the corners. And they have really cool marks on their backs.
I'm selling some old music stuff on eBay for almost nothing.
This is stuff that I should just throw away.
But I am going to see if I can get someone to pay me to come and take it away.
What a delightful scam.
what old music stuff
A Squier bass guitar that needs to be repaired, a 20 watt combo amp, a soft case, and a music stand
I described everything honestly and listed it as "For parts or not working" (the guitar doesn't work, it needs a new pick guard and probably some soldering to get it to work again, the cab works fine)
I set the starting bid to 99 cents and for local pickup only
One bid so far: 99 cents
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I'm selling some old music stuff on eBay for almost nothing.
This is stuff that I should just throw away.
But I am going to see if I can get someone to pay me to come and take it away.
What a delightful scam.
what old music stuff
A Squier bass guitar that needs to be repaired, a 20 watt combo amp, a soft case, and a music stand
I described everything honestly and listed it as "For parts or not working" (the guitar doesn't work, it needs a new pick guard and probably some soldering to get it to work again, the cab works fine)
I set the starting bid to 99 cents and for local pickup only
One bid so far: 99 cents
For that price just let someone punch you for a buck
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
It's like, I'll get bit less now because I have a gangly chitinous protector hanging out on the wall.
I'm selling some old music stuff on eBay for almost nothing.
This is stuff that I should just throw away.
But I am going to see if I can get someone to pay me to come and take it away.
What a delightful scam.
what old music stuff
A Squier bass guitar that needs to be repaired, a 20 watt combo amp, a soft case, and a music stand
I described everything honestly and listed it as "For parts or not working" (the guitar doesn't work, it needs a new pick guard and probably some soldering to get it to work again, the cab works fine)
I set the starting bid to 99 cents and for local pickup only
One bid so far: 99 cents
For that price just let someone punch you for a buck
local pickup
doesn't even get egregious "handling" fees
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what old music stuff
"Where are we going?"
"To a place light has not yet reached."
Paul Ryan aka the dead-eyed goose from Wisconsin
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
He would have been livid if you had cooked his spider.
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Island. Being on fire.
Oh, right, we did a lot of chuckling about his unfortunate workout photos.
Also he hates poor people passionately and isn't running this time.
could stand to do some squats
I mean, I love Joe
but he's even admitted that he's a shadow of his former self
One hour of pbs attracts more viewers than a day's worth of Fox News?
You have to narrow down dead eyed geese from Wisconsin bro
My Dad did this on Craigslist with an old chest freezer and a fridge because the disposal fees were prohibitive.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Fox News is captain of the rapidly sinking ship of cable news.
not really a ship more of a barrel. with a hole in it
That is close to what I did!
I actually poured most of the water out, then picked the spider up with a paper towel, then let it free in my room.
per http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2015/09/03/cable-news-ratings-for-wednesday-september-2-2015/457307/
O'Reilly had three million viewers yesterday, Fox News as a whole had ~2.5 million viewers throughout primetime.
I'm having trouble finding good numbers on PBS, but they seem to only have had slightly less than 1 million viewers for NewHour in 2012: http://www.stateofthemedia.org/2013/network-news-a-year-of-change-and-challenge-at-nbc/pbs-newshour-viewership-falls-2/
I'd be surprised if they really shot up 3.5x (if they're truly pulling a million more viewers than Fox, now) in the space of 2.5 years
Any spider which violates the sanctity of the home must be destroyed.
It is written.
I'm burning down your house.
needs more leg days
also damn he be hirsute
They are actually really cool! They don't bite people and don't spin webs so they catch mosquitos and flies and stuff without leaving webs in the corners. And they have really cool marks on their backs.
A Squier bass guitar that needs to be repaired, a 20 watt combo amp, a soft case, and a music stand
I described everything honestly and listed it as "For parts or not working" (the guitar doesn't work, it needs a new pick guard and probably some soldering to get it to work again, the cab works fine)
I set the starting bid to 99 cents and for local pickup only
One bid so far: 99 cents
The bible said nothing about a woman lying with a creepy eight legged abomination
For that price just let someone punch you for a buck
(But seriously mostly fuck mosquitos)
But anything that comes into the house is dead.
yeah, there's this aspect too. Fox certainly isn't reaching the same 2.5 million viewers throughout primetime
even if hourly averages are close, Fox is serving a lot more uniques, in web terms
Tomorrow:
What a gal.
God I hope I remembered the format code right.
Edit. Nope
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Island. Being on fire.
I actually have another auction going for a countertop wine cellar for essentially the same reason.
Although that one only has a few views so far. I might have to hawk that one on Craigslist.
clearly you're a robot and you're piloted by a spider
local pickup
doesn't even get egregious "handling" fees
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
Also we're both pretty good cooks.
But tbh I'm kind of a slob when it comes to cleaning, you'd throw me out before long.
Just s :P
This would explain my attention span, love of creepy things, and hatred of the sun pretty well