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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    build a coolman legacy deck

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    4-0d sealed FNM tonight, managed to get the nut pool for lifegain/ally. Drana's Emmissary, Kalastria Healer, Lantern Scout, Emeria Shepherd + Hedron Archive, Bloodbond Vampire, Malakir Familiar, even March from the Tombs. Got the Shepherd/Archive combo going twice - so unfair.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Had the first time playing BfZ where I had legitimate fun tonight and not just the kind of fun that happens when people get salty. (People still got hella salty)

    Had a Bane of Bala Ged and Halimar Tidecaller on the Board with a Dampening Pulse shutting down Benthic Infiltrator but not the 3/3 Manta Rider presenting lethal next turn and my opponent down to 2 lands from repeated Bane chump blocks. I still had the Scatter in my hand from the Halimar Tidecaller, so I sacced my Spawning bed at end step to give me 3 spawns and 7 lands, He blew up his last two lands from the Bane, so when he tried to swing in for lethal I countered my own Grave Birthing to block with my flying land since I knew the one play he could have possibly had left was a clutch of currents.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    that new ezuri is super busted, blackbeard

    very good stuff on good draws

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    i mean he almost instantly lost pretty early because i won a clash on scattering stroke w/ geralf, so i was one mana off from a t5 old ulamog

    i couldn't deal with it at most points after that though 1v1

    i'm probably putting naya giants back together though, all the things I need from the new sets are gonna run me a whopping 11 dollars. all the stuff in stock anyway, scg doesn't have blade of selves in stock and i should consider myself lucky i guess because 15$. too lazy/tired to look elsewhere right now

    they dont have any karlovs either but him i just want for tiny leaders

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Kiora just triggered like 5 death flags, sorry.

    my pet theory is that kozilek is going to control kiora in an attempt to communicate with the team

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    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Do you know any cosi stories? Cosi stories are my favorite.

    Also, players meeting for GP Pitt. Let's see how this goes. If nothing else I'll get my goblin guide play at signed

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    holy shit i didn't know that gp pittsburgh had a goblin guide playmat my day is ruined.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Kiora just triggered like 5 death flags, sorry.

    my pet theory is that kozilek is going to control kiora in an attempt to communicate with the team

    would be interesting

    death is too "obvious" (based on how suicidally overconfident she behaved), too easy, and too unlikely for such a new walker

    kiora is the one who likes cosi stories, so such a boneheadedly simple plan as "I'm gonna kill ulamog cause I rule" could be a feint. There's no cosi in that plan! I've no idea what else she'd be planning or particularly wanting, though, and she has certainly proved herself to be as rash and arrogant as her stated plan suggests

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    She's gonna steal an ulamog tentacle and planeswalk away

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i mean he almost instantly lost pretty early because i won a clash on scattering stroke w/ geralf, so i was one mana off from a t5 old ulamog

    i couldn't deal with it at most points after that though 1v1

    i'm probably putting naya giants back together though, all the things I need from the new sets are gonna run me a whopping 11 dollars. all the stuff in stock anyway, scg doesn't have blade of selves in stock and i should consider myself lucky i guess because 15$. too lazy/tired to look elsewhere right now

    they dont have any karlovs either but him i just want for tiny leaders

    Oh nice, I picked up blade of selves for 6. I put it on an e. wit last night and was able to rift as many times as I wanted until the blade got blown up

    Card's busted

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    i wanna put it on a borderland behemoth in naya giants because reasons

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    why is scg not doing coverage of the kansas city open

    why are they making me watch wotc's shitty gp pittsburgh coverage

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i wanna put it on a borderland behemoth in naya giants because reasons

    well now that's just mean

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    put a blade of selves on a relentless rat



    not because it's necessarily any good, but just because i like rat and apostle decks in commander because it's Dumb

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    TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Where the hell is Ashiok huh? Off doing cool mill shit where no one can see?

    Last thing that I read is that, since Theros gods come from belief, he's using his mind magic to make new Gods. Ephara busted his protptype and smashed it.

    On lore, reading /tg/, finally found a way to describe why Jace bothers me so much, in the answer of "Which walker is the worst?":
    Jace, I'm tired of Jace: the Jacening. And I hate how everytime Gideon got some spotlight, Jace instantly came to make it all about Jace both in the game and in the story.

    And now he's doing the same to Sorin, in his own homeplane.

    It's like he's a petty nerd's wet dream of being soo much cooler and smarter than the black thug, the handsome muscular jock and the tall dark and broody goth that made fun of him at school. And of course he gets to fuck Liliana and have an elf waifu falling head over heels for him and even get some shipbait with Chandra.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Where the hell is Ashiok huh? Off doing cool mill shit where no one can see?

    Last thing that I read is that, since Theros gods come from belief, he's using his mind magic to make new Gods. Ephara busted his protptype and smashed it.

    ashiok does not have a gender and is officially refered to with "they" pronouns

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i wouldn't mind jace if those people would stop just trying and we finally got some card art with planeswalkers graphically fucking

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    of course owen turtenwald is a pile shuffler

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i'm honestly kind of digging turtenwald's "itinerant magic nerd" look for him

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    Except Garruck I guess, he just wants to murder Jace which is just as good

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    If Garruk ever runs into Jace again I'm not sure there's anything Jace can do to avoid getting utterly annihilated. Garruk's new resolve should make him essentially immune to mind control, and he's a tremendous badass now.

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    So, garruk splits jace in half and lili brings him back? A zombie jace seems pretty well suited to innistrad.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    ... do I need to actually start reading lore.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    ... do I need to actually start reading lore.

    in all seriousness,

    no

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    ... do I need to actually start reading lore.

    if you're hoping for outright "boy i'd like to fuck him" and not just "hmm, i respect this man. as another man, i will now be shipped with him" you're going to be disappointed

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i'm not having this conversation again don't do this to me

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I don't think you're giving my shipping ability enough credit here.

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    ... do I need to actually start reading lore.

    I'm pretty sure it's just a product of these forums reading too much into things

    Like... 70% sure

    There was one story about Ral Zarek trying to keep walkers a secret from Niv-Mizzet because Niv would totally start killing and dissecting them if he knew, and Niv is on to the fact that Jace is mysteriously disappearing from Ravnica all the time. Niv puts Ral in charge of figuring out where Jace is going, and he and Jace work together to keep Niv in the dark even though they kinda hate each other. In the end, Ral and Jace reveal a level of mutual respect for each other.

    I honestly didn't read more into that than "two competing nerds realize that demonizing each other is less productive than working together" but hey whatever floats your boat.

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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Where the hell is Ashiok huh? Off doing cool mill shit where no one can see?

    Last thing that I read is that, since Theros gods come from belief, he's using his mind magic to make new Gods. Ephara busted his protptype and smashed it.

    ashiok does not have a gender and is officially refered to with "they" pronouns

    Actually, Ashiok is officially referred to with "Ashiok" pronouns

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    so GP pitts is apparently a total mess

    at 3:40 local time, the 5th round had only just started

    no one is running side events - the 12 pm modern side started two hours later

    all of the women's washrooms were re-labeled men's washrooms. if you were a woman and you needed to pee you were supposed to use the family washrooms, one of which was broken

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    No. Not Pittsburgh. I refuse to believe Pittsburgh of all places could be such a colossal disappointment.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Pittsburgh isn't that bad... :(

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Let's.. ignore how desperate I am to move several states away from here.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    Indy has an open on my birthday in 2016. I couldn't be more excited. March 18-20 isn't rotation weekend again is it?

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    so GP pitts is apparently a total mess

    at 3:40 local time, the 5th round had only just started

    no one is running side events - the 12 pm modern side started two hours later

    all of the women's washrooms were re-labeled men's washrooms. if you were a woman and you needed to pee you were supposed to use the family washrooms, one of which was broken

    Where are you reading all this? I crave magic dramma

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    i would really mind jace a lot less if there weren't so many people trying to fuck him

    The only reason I can stand Jace is that all the boy walkers want to fuck him

    ... do I need to actually start reading lore.

    if you're hoping for outright "boy i'd like to fuck him" and not just "hmm, i respect this man. as another man, i will now be shipped with him" you're going to be disappointed

    it's all about the subtle subtext as explained in my 33 chapter story on fanfiction dot net

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    so GP pitts is apparently a total mess

    at 3:40 local time, the 5th round had only just started

    no one is running side events - the 12 pm modern side started two hours later

    all of the women's washrooms were re-labeled men's washrooms. if you were a woman and you needed to pee you were supposed to use the family washrooms, one of which was broken

    Where are you reading all this? I crave magic dramma

    reddit

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    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    so GP pitts is apparently a total mess

    at 3:40 local time, the 5th round had only just started

    no one is running side events - the 12 pm modern side started two hours later

    all of the women's washrooms were re-labeled men's washrooms. if you were a woman and you needed to pee you were supposed to use the family washrooms, one of which was broken

    Where are you reading all this? I crave magic dramma

    We are just starting round 7 side events just started around 5. The womensbathrooms have been annexed by the menfolk. It's terrible. Round 3 went to +30 of time

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