He knows that if he yowls or miaows persistently and annoyingly I'll shut him out of the room so instead he wanders around making this grumbling noise that is halfway between a miaow and a purr
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Elendil what I want you to do is lie back, close your eyes, and be wearing a headset while connected to a Skype call with me
Then I will play Fallout 4 and whisper soothingly to you all the things I am doing, and while I won't let you guide the action, I will consider your suggestions seriously.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Elendil what I want you to do is lie back, close your eyes, and be wearing a headset while connected to a Skype call with me
Then I will play Fallout 4 and whisper soothingly to you all the things I am doing, and while I won't let you guide the action, I will consider your suggestions seriously.
I feel like this could only result in Elendil developing a nervous compulsion of some kind, arising from your selection of a non-optimal perk combination
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
edited November 2015
By the way, [chat], I had a dream that stuck with me the other day
I lived in the mall. Except for my bedroom, which was on a strip of grass just beyond the mall parking lot. And outdoors.
It had two walls, like a film set, but one of them had a door in it that I had to leave open because a path through my outdoor-bedroom led straight from a nearby bus stop to the mall. So people were walking through my bedroom at all hours.
I was surprisingly cool with this arrangement for nearly all of the dream, and when I began to question this arrangement is when I woke up.
One more half-hour and I'll have been here for 12 hours!
:mad:
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
oh it's ok I'm salaried so it's not like I'm getting paid for this
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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geoffrey is in baman begins
i have to sit in a chair like some kind of asshole
some master race
wtf am I doing
I have Fallout 4 installed
AWAY!
*wireless controller and big TV screen in place of monitor, add one part extra large bean bag chair and alcoholic beverage of choice*
I mean, we can probably engineer a solution for this
What's your budget
It's zero, isn't it
We can work with that
And coincidentally figured out a good reason to pick up a fifth of Jameson.
He knows that if he yowls or miaows persistently and annoyingly I'll shut him out of the room so instead he wanders around making this grumbling noise that is halfway between a miaow and a purr
Joffrey. Hand in your nerd card, Vanguard.
...
I have a wireless keyboard and mouse and my bed is right behind me
how did I not realize this until now
*shurg*
got is kind of terrible
*hands in card*
Then I will play Fallout 4 and whisper soothingly to you all the things I am doing, and while I won't let you guide the action, I will consider your suggestions seriously.
WATCH AS I LOVINGLY TRACE BEAUTIFUL CURVES THAT TURN OUT TO BE A CLOSE UP OF A CRAYFISH EATING ANOTHER ONE'S FACE
BEHOLD AS I DEPICT A MOTHER CANNIBALIZING HER CHILDREN FOR THE CRIME OF BEING TASTY
MARVEL AT THE LOVINGLY CRAFTED IMAGE OF A CREATURE RIPPED IN TWAIN, TRYING FEEBLY TO CONSUME ITSELF
I think I might need a new model organism guys
This one is... doing stuff to me
instead oooh oohh do this do this i'm gonna solve your problem
MEN
I feel like this could only result in Elendil developing a nervous compulsion of some kind, arising from your selection of a non-optimal perk combination
EMBRACE THE ABYSS
I lived in the mall. Except for my bedroom, which was on a strip of grass just beyond the mall parking lot. And outdoors.
It had two walls, like a film set, but one of them had a door in it that I had to leave open because a path through my outdoor-bedroom led straight from a nearby bus stop to the mall. So people were walking through my bedroom at all hours.
I was surprisingly cool with this arrangement for nearly all of the dream, and when I began to question this arrangement is when I woke up.
Crayfish, a species so tasty even they can't stop eating themselves when they get hungry.
My presidential campaign slogan is actually "The Abyss stares back" but yes, "Embrace the Abyss" is a common cheer at the rallies
fixed the leak under your sink too btw
:mad:
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
all according to plan
*totally playing your copy of fallout 4*
Abol-
I'm sorry I missed that
I can't hear you while laying in my comfy bed playing Fallout 4
The warm covers must be absorbing too much sound
oh it's ok I'm salaried so it's not like I'm getting paid for this
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Smash girl and I are going to start playing T-Force Warriors right now and could use a third, you free to join in?
Abolish the wage s-
For a second I thought you were giving Hakkes an order and also mentioning you were going to start playing, separately
Sorry not home right now
NNID: Hakkekage
:winky:
Maybe put in for some jobs down Seattle way...
Oh who am I kidding I could never be a cook in a big city. I'd probably panic and cut my thumb off.
Should have asked for the moon, kid.
IT'S A PORTABLE SYSTEM