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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Tales from the Borderlands is just as good as I thought it'd be.

    Also, goddamn, are episodic adventure game episodes all around 2 hours these days?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage

    Smash girl and I are going to start playing T-Force Warriors right now and could use a third, you free to join in?

    :winky:

    I resent being tagged in this Winky winky

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Alazull wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage buy me a emerald

    Should have asked for the moon, kid.

    He knows that the moon is mine by birthright

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ugh i have to update my resume too i don't wnat to

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Alazull wrote: »
    I think I might update my resume.

    Maybe put in for some jobs down Seattle way...

    Oh who am I kidding I could never be a cook in a big city. I'd probably panic and cut my thumb off.

    As my many, many finger and thumb scars can attest, digits are surprisingly resilient and resistant against being cut off!

    BeNarwhal on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Elendil what I want you to do is lie back, close your eyes, and be wearing a headset while connected to a Skype call with me

    Then I will play Fallout 4 and whisper soothingly to you all the things I am doing, and while I won't let you guide the action, I will consider your suggestions seriously.

    I feel like this could only result in Elendil developing a nervous compulsion of some kind, arising from your selection of a non-optimal perk combination
    i

    i don't know which perks are optimal anymore

    it's terrifying

    it's so hard not to look everything up

    i already want to make an alt ahhhhhh

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    also you know maybe i just want to vent a little bit

    instead oooh oohh do this do this i'm gonna solve your problem

    MEN

    fixed the leak under your sink too btw

    I'm declaring this a euphemism

    not exactly sure what for but I'm not sure that's important

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i think i'll spend most of tomorrow drawing stupid bullshit.

    Probably not Steven Universe bullshit, tho.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    I wish I would have taken picture of all the wounds I've taken over the course of my time in kitchens.

    I mean there's two ways you get arms like mine, working in kitchens or heavy drug use, and those aren't mutually exclusive states.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Today is blah. At least my team won today though.

    Bless your heart.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    also you know maybe i just want to vent a little bit

    instead oooh oohh do this do this i'm gonna solve your problem

    MEN

    fixed the leak under your sink too btw

    I'm declaring this a euphemism

    not exactly sure what for but I'm not sure that's important

    it's for when you suggest doing something so completely unsexy that all fluid creation halts immediately.


    Like "Hey baby what if I spread peanut butter and almonds all over your-"

    ".... wat. Definitely a no."

    "well, that fixed the leak under your sink eh"

    "Yep. You should probably leave."

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

    Well I was talking about the Earth's moon

    But I don't actually know much about the anime, so I don't know if that makes me Sailor Moon or if there is something else to that

    I will accept the mantle if it means I get a kickass talking cat named Luna

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage

    Smash girl and I are going to start playing T-Force Warriors right now and could use a third, you free to join in?

    Sorry not home right now

    IT'S A PORTABLE SYSTEM

    I'm at a Persian party! I didn't even bring it with me

    Also just because it's portable doesn't mean I can play online anywhere

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    [chat] I am sleepy

    Good night

    Be good to yourself and to each other and if you ever find that your bedroom has been moved outdoors, question everything

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    There is one set of scars that kind of look like the Tri-Force though.

    So I have that going for me, which is nice.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    also you know maybe i just want to vent a little bit

    instead oooh oohh do this do this i'm gonna solve your problem

    MEN

    fixed the leak under your sink too btw

    I'm declaring this a euphemism

    not exactly sure what for but I'm not sure that's important

    it's for when you suggest doing something so completely unsexy that all fluid creation halts immediately.


    Like "Hey baby what if I spread peanut butter and almonds all over your-"

    ".... wat. Definitely a no."

    "well, that fixed the leak under your sink eh"

    "Yep. You should probably leave."

    Unless the next word is toast that is the worst line.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

    Well I was talking about the Earth's moon

    But I don't actually know much about the anime, so I don't know if that makes me Sailor Moon or if there is something else to that

    It's Earth's moon, so you're cool.
    I will accept the mantle if it means I get a kickass talking cat named Luna

    Heh. You'd probably love Sailor Moon.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IASrp_5m0BQ

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

    Well I was talking about the Earth's moon

    But I don't actually know much about the anime, so I don't know if that makes me Sailor Moon or if there is something else to that

    I will accept the mantle if it means I get a kickass talking cat named Luna

    sadly all it gets you is tuxedo mask lurking about.
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    spool32 on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

    Well I was talking about the Earth's moon

    But I don't actually know much about the anime, so I don't know if that makes me Sailor Moon or if there is something else to that

    I will accept the mantle if it means I get a kickass talking cat named Luna

    *cracks knuckles*

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    haha i forgot about mafia 2's writing

    after your friend tells you a bunch of awful pickup lines, you respond that they're the worst

    'hey, when you measure 7 inches soft, you don't gotta be good with words'

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Incidentally as princess of the moon kingdom, I have a great deal of assets in the Regolith bank

    If one of you fine people could wire me ten thousand American Dollars I will be able to get it out and repay you with one of my many millions

    Which Sailor Senshi Scout are you?

    Well I was talking about the Earth's moon

    But I don't actually know much about the anime, so I don't know if that makes me Sailor Moon or if there is something else to that

    It's Earth's moon, so you're cool.
    I will accept the mantle if it means I get a kickass talking cat named Luna

    Heh. You'd probably love Sailor Moon.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IASrp_5m0BQ

    To be clear, I watched it as a kid because

    Actually in retrospect it was weird because I always watched at a kid who was destined to be FratBoy Prime's house

    But anyway, I did, so Know the characters roughly and remember Luna vaguely, though I had to look up to figure out if it was her or Artemis I was thinking of

    I don't remember much now though!

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Okay its getting way late, I really should walk to the store.

    But this chair is feeling really comfortable, and Fallout is right there...

    Ugh. Stupid bodily functions.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha i forgot about mafia 2's writing

    after your friend tells you a bunch of awful pickup lines, you respond that they're the worst

    'hey, when you measure 7 inches soft, you don't gotta be good with words'

    http://www.theonion.com/article/ugly-man-with-huge-penis-unsure-how-to-get-the-wor-3222

    i like how this predates the frank magnum move

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    cleric please draw your rendition of the abolish the wage system comic

    ...

    @simonwolf

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    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    i feel like finding a new animu to watch.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Bc holy shit

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Okay, fine, you guys can stop yelling I'll go to the store jeez.

    I guess I'll even put on pant GOLLL.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I currently have sarcasm oozing out of my phone. I didn't know that was possible :?

    On another note @Blameless Cleric that is amazing

    Bless your heart.
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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Fallout 4 (Kellogg)
    Kellogg: "Here she is, the-"
    Me: *Throws 2 grenades*



    -Completed: Kill Kellogg-

    8-)

    builderr0r on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    oh my god that is our house rotfl

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Rousey fight needs to hurry up so I can go home. I'm going from annoyed to angry sitting here.
    Love me chattttt

    Bless your heart.
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Rousey fight needs to hurry up so I can go home. I'm going from annoyed to angry sitting here.
    Love me chattttt

    Rousey will make it quick for you

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Rousey fight needs to hurry up so I can go home. I'm going from annoyed to angry sitting here.
    Love me chattttt

    to busy loving BC try again later

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    BC stop hogging all the love

    Bless your heart.
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Rousey fight needs to hurry up so I can go home. I'm going from annoyed to angry sitting here.
    Love me chattttt

    to busy loving BC try again later

    BC can draw that fight. Win, win.

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