I'm having trouble with the idea of a mechanical switch in my scrotum that I wouldn't be constantly tempted to switch open and closed.
instead of a mechanical switch can we make it like... some sort of shotgun cocking action?
When I turn my sperm back on I would appreciate good meaty KA-CHUNK sound to come out of my balls
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I did my 10k race in Central Park today and I actually did really well! 10:00/mile and set a 10k personal record. Very happy with myself. Fuckin Cat Hill ain't shit. And now that's 1 race down, 9 to go
Bring it 2016
Also God bless pre-race homemade crunchwrap supremes perfect night before meal
My greatest fear is that the afterlife is just a spreadsheet with precise detail of the total amount of time you spent doing everything. How many subcategories would my jerking it category have?
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My greatest fear is that the afterlife is just a spreadsheet with precise detail of the total amount of time you spent doing everything. How many subcategories would my jerking it category have?
Oh god would they break it down to things you've cranked it to? I had a...fetish phase back in college.
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
My greatest fear is that the afterlife is just a spreadsheet with precise detail of the total amount of time you spent doing everything. How many subcategories would my jerking it category have?
St. Peter looks down at the spreadsheet, lowers his ethereal glasses a bit, then grunts in consternation, "Not enough. You are going to Handjob Purgatory."
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But what if it's all good times down there and the switch gets accidentally flipped on to baby batter mode?
Man I ain't ready for kids I can hardly keep myself alive at times.
spermjackers all reading blueprints
doing months of kegels to flex the right muscle to discreetly flick that switch during intercourse
Do you understand that you could be making quality posts like this all the time instead of that horrible Jack Nicholson twitter. You have the power, Jake...
My greatest fear is that the afterlife is just a spreadsheet with precise detail of the total amount of time you spent doing everything. How many subcategories would my jerking it category have?
Oh god would they break it down to things you've cranked it to? I had a...fetish phase back in college.
Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty
There is no hope for me
i'm jealous
#forreal
there is an unparalleled bliss that can be achieved when the self dissolves into a triple kill in an FPS.
i've played 1239 games of league of legends searching for it and have yet to reach the elation.
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this hard-won street wisdom
When I met desc he showed up with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife he said. Then he stabbed me in the leg and yelled, "SEE?! I'M FASTER THAN YOU NOW BITCH!"
As I writhed on the ground in agony I couldn't help but marvel at his brilliance.
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This horny-wife privilege.
I'm in lurve with this woman
Somebody sprang this video on [chat] the other night, and apparently didn't know my weakness
They have smote my ruin upon the adorbs
I have that DVD
FUN FACT
Dudes (generally) do this after breakup while women generally do not
Basically men try to keep sexy equilibrium and women are like "ehhhhh"
Does he cry as much as the rest of us?
*nods sagely, singly*
Also I'm p sure Pharrell will look like the ageless, black Voldemort forever.
instead of a mechanical switch can we make it like... some sort of shotgun cocking action?
When I turn my sperm back on I would appreciate good meaty KA-CHUNK sound to come out of my balls
i can't stop looking at my phone's lock screen.
I just find it so... cool.
ITS COOOOOOL.
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Bring it 2016
Also God bless pre-race homemade crunchwrap supremes perfect night before meal
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This looks like the wallpaper of an sjw who rigs polls on the Internet
"Why does it sound like someone repeatedly cocking a shotgun in your room?"
She lets her cat eat on the counter.
this hard-won street wisdom
Man I ain't ready for kids I can hardly keep myself alive at times.
have you ever tried to stop a cat from doing what it wants
uhhh, don't forget that I also hate all men.
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spermjackers all reading blueprints
doing months of kegels to flex the right muscle to discreetly flick that switch during intercourse
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Oh god would they break it down to things you've cranked it to? I had a...fetish phase back in college.
my manly essence!
Who doesn't
More like the next level of ransomware. "We've re-enabled your sperm. Wire $1000 to this Western Union account, and we will disable your sperm again."
Yeah, and I always have to change it. I don't know why it does that, or why it bothers me so much.
Right? LandShark knows about this.
i'm gonna buy a motha fuckin single malt scotch finally
Do you understand that you could be making quality posts like this all the time instead of that horrible Jack Nicholson twitter. You have the power, Jake...
I might buy myself a fancy scotch when I graduate
I have tasted johnny walker blue label a few times and really liked it
idk
When I met desc he showed up with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife he said. Then he stabbed me in the leg and yelled, "SEE?! I'M FASTER THAN YOU NOW BITCH!"
As I writhed on the ground in agony I couldn't help but marvel at his brilliance.