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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Most of the animorphs books were ghostwritten after the first few. Applegate only wrote the bigger editions

    Huh. I am surprised K.A. Applegate is a real person. I am used to fake names used by a company like Carolyn Keene with Nancy Drew books.

    w-what?

    Haha just kidding, that shit was for girls, I read the Hardy Boys motherfucker.

    Also published under a collective synonym by the Stratemeyer Syndicate.

    You son of a bitch, I'll kill you

    That is just those horrid books having poisoned your mind.
    For decades, libraries refused to carry any Syndicate books, considering them to be unworthy trash.[6] Series books were considered to "cause 'mental laziness,' induce a 'fatal sluggishness,' and 'intellectual torpor.'"[16] Series books were considered to ruin a child's chances for gaining an appreciation of good literature (which was subsequently shown by studies to not be the case[17]), and to undermine respect for authority: "much of the contempt for social conventions … is due to the reading of this poisonous sort of fiction."[18]

    Franklin K. Mathiews, chief librarian for the Boy Scouts of America, wrote that series books were a method, according to the title of one of his articles, for "Blowing Out the Boys' Brains,"[19] and psychologist G. Stanley Hall articulated one of the most common concerns by asserting that series books would ruin girls in particular by giving them "false views of [life]… which will cloud her life with discontent in the future."[20]

    None of this hurt sales, however; Stratemeyer was unperturbed, even when his books were banned from the Newark Public Library as early as 1901, writing to a publisher: "Personally it does not matter much to me. … Taking them out of the Library has more than tripled the sales in Newark."[21]

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Hahaha isn't life funny

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Anyone really good at Battlefront wanna come over and stealth rank up my kids account? He's 8 and not very good yet. And before you ask, yes I'm going to take credit for it.

    Do you want your kid to get his ass kicked harder to learn a lesson about the folly of improving himself?

    Because if BF has any matchmaking at all, that's what you're gonna do.

    I ate an engineer
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    i'm jealous

    #forreal

    there is an unparalleled bliss that can be achieved when the self dissolves into a triple kill in an FPS.

    i've played 1239 games of league of legends searching for it and have yet to reach the elation.

    are you telling me you have never tapped into the Yi Zone after all those games DUE

    i'm

    i'm so sorry

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I just had a really obvious realization.

    When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.

    This deal is getting worse all the time.

    D: :bro:

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    programjunkieprogramjunkie Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    i'm jealous

    #forreal

    there is an unparalleled bliss that can be achieved when the self dissolves into a triple kill in an FPS.

    i've played 1239 games of league of legends searching for it and have yet to reach the elation.

    My jedi powers only work in FPS games, and for a handful of things IRL. I'm still super impressed with myself over the time I iron sights bullet penetration killed someone nearly end to end across the map in COD: WAW, which was made even funnier by the (human, single server) ban I ate right after it.

    The admin, spectating, as a flash sweat appears on his forehead, stammering, "No...no man could be capable of such a thing." You underestimate me.

    I'm pretty out of practice these days though. That, and without stopping power, I can no longer win matches with just a 1911 pistol anymore. :bigfrown:

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Anyone really good at Battlefront wanna come over and stealth rank up my kids account? He's 8 and not very good yet. And before you ask, yes I'm going to take credit for it.

    Do you want your kid to get his ass kicked harder to learn a lesson about the folly of improving himself?

    Because if BF has any matchmaking at all, that's what you're gonna do.

    It doesn't seem to. He gets killed and the display shows he was killed by a someone with maxed unlocked weapon.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Most of the animorphs books were ghostwritten after the first few. Applegate only wrote the bigger editions

    Huh. I am surprised K.A. Applegate is a real person. I am used to fake names used by a company like Carolyn Keene with Nancy Drew books.

    w-what?

    Haha just kidding, that shit was for girls, I read the Hardy Boys motherfucker.

    Also published under a collective synonym by the Stratemeyer Syndicate.

    You son of a bitch, I'll kill you

    That is just those horrid books having poisoned your mind.
    For decades, libraries refused to carry any Syndicate books, considering them to be unworthy trash.[6] Series books were considered to "cause 'mental laziness,' induce a 'fatal sluggishness,' and 'intellectual torpor.'"[16] Series books were considered to ruin a child's chances for gaining an appreciation of good literature (which was subsequently shown by studies to not be the case[17]), and to undermine respect for authority: "much of the contempt for social conventions … is due to the reading of this poisonous sort of fiction."[18]

    Franklin K. Mathiews, chief librarian for the Boy Scouts of America, wrote that series books were a method, according to the title of one of his articles, for "Blowing Out the Boys' Brains,"[19] and psychologist G. Stanley Hall articulated one of the most common concerns by asserting that series books would ruin girls in particular by giving them "false views of [life]… which will cloud her life with discontent in the future."[20]

    None of this hurt sales, however; Stratemeyer was unperturbed, even when his books were banned from the Newark Public Library as early as 1901, writing to a publisher: "Personally it does not matter much to me. … Taking them out of the Library has more than tripled the sales in Newark."[21]
    Series books were considered to "cause 'mental laziness,'

    Hmm, yes
    induce a 'fatal sluggishness,'

    *hasn't left the apartment in a week* yeah, okay sure
    and 'intellectual torpor.'"

    ...yeah, nailed it on all three counts, pretty much.

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I just had a really obvious realization.

    When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.

    This deal is getting worse all the time.

    Why would you need to hide who you again?

    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

    What if we just sterilized campers

    Then this plague would end in a generation

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Nought wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I just had a really obvious realization.

    When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.

    This deal is getting worse all the time.

    Why would you need to hide who you again?

    Moving to a shitty small town

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

    What if we just sterilized campers

    Then this plague would end in a generation

    Yes, we'll catch them by camping outside their houses...

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Omg I just got third place and got to stand on the little winners podium video thing at the end of the match

    I have never been top 3 selected before

    Brap Brap Brap Brap

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

    What if we just sterilized campers

    Then this plague would end in a generation

    Yes, we'll catch them by camping outside their houses...

    Exactl-

    wait

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    vRyue2p.png
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Yeah nothing brings out that primal YEAH GET FUCKED SON like FPS games.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    QWait there are?

    brb buying game

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    black ops 3 is the best fps of 2015 fyi

    although I can't get into the standard multiplayer
    desc wrote: »
    Omg I just got third place and got to stand on the little winners podium video thing at the end of the match

    I have never been top 3 selected before

    Brap Brap Brap Brap

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Yeah nothing brings out that primal YEAH GET FUCKED SON like FPS games.

    This camper in a hot purple outfit caught me while he was crouching in a corner like a lamer and I completely fucked him twice in a row pushing into their spawn for revenge

    Oh my god what am I becoming

    desc on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I would pay a significant amount of money to replay all the SNES courses with a new engine

    A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Nought wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I just had a really obvious realization.

    When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.

    This deal is getting worse all the time.

    Why would you need to hide who you again?

    Moving to a shitty small town

    Why move somewhere where you can't be yourself?

    That seems like something that would disqualify it as an acceptable option

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    QWait there are?

    brb buying game

    (there are actually three rainbow roads, and one of them is DLC)

    That said, Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart.

    Except for its battle mode, which is sadly the worst.

    But, like, I still think it's my favorite Mario Kart ever.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    QWait there are?

    brb buying game

    (there are actually three rainbow roads, and one of them is DLC)

    That said, Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart.

    Except for its battle mode, which is sadly the worst.

    But, like, I still think it's my favorite Mario Kart ever.

    I actually want it a lot

    I really enjoyed Mario Kart Wii

    Got 7 and was super disappointed

    8 seems like a return to what I liked

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Nought wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I just had a really obvious realization.

    When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.

    This deal is getting worse all the time.

    Why would you need to hide who you again?

    Moving to a shitty small town

    Why move somewhere where you can't be yourself?

    That seems like something that would disqualify it as an acceptable option

    Long story with details I don't want to disclose.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I nicked this off Echo's facebook

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwksxDHNoAE

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    @Neco

    :(((((((((((((

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

    What if we just sterilized campers

    Then this plague would end in a generation

    Yes, we'll catch them by camping outside their houses...

    Exactl-

    wait

    when you stare into the abyss...

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys I have completely devolved into a Call of Duty

    There is no hope for me

    brooooooooooo

    What if we just sterilized campers

    Then this plague would end in a generation

    Yes, we'll catch them by camping outside their houses...

    Exactl-

    wait

    He who fights with monsters, etc.

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    good followup havelock

    teamwork hi-five

    *explosions in background*

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    QWait there are?

    brb buying game

    (there are actually three rainbow roads, and one of them is DLC)

    That said, Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart.

    Except for its battle mode, which is sadly the worst.

    But, like, I still think it's my favorite Mario Kart ever.

    Yeah I don't like the new direction with battle mode, but as a racing game 8 is hella dope.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Phantom Pain damn you. Quiet's underwear has been bothering me, it rides way too high, it shouldn't ride that high.

    And then I started Code Talker before I took a break from the game, but not before I spotted the Quiet clones. See, you can make underwear that's not dumb!

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    it's not extravagant if I buy a few sets of keycaps to change depending on my mood right @eddy

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    Well, whichever one they played last on AGDQ just now had the N64 Rainbow Road music, which is the best Rainbow Road music, so I was pleased.

    vRyue2p.png
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I nicked this off Echo's facebook

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwksxDHNoAE

    I think I'm in love.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh shit, Mario Kart 64, All Cups, 2 players 1 controller yessssssss

    vRyue2p.png
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I nicked this off Echo's facebook

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwksxDHNoAE

    I think I'm in love.

    WITH SHEPHERD'S




    PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGRRRRRRR

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    QWait there are?

    brb buying game

    (there are actually three rainbow roads, and one of them is DLC)

    That said, Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart.

    Except for its battle mode, which is sadly the worst.

    But, like, I still think it's my favorite Mario Kart ever.

    Yeah I don't like the new direction with battle mode, but as a racing game 8 is hella dope.

    How so? I have limited marionkart experience but I'm curious how they've nailed it this time.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh sweet, they went back to the best Rainbow Road music for Mario Kart 8.

    There's like 10 rainbow roads in Mario Kart 8

    Well, whichever one they played last on AGDQ just now had the N64 Rainbow Road music, which is the best Rainbow Road music, so I was pleased.

    That was the N64 one :P

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