At our old house, we would throw the Christmas tree off the deck and over the fence into the green strip beside the main road.
Was this a crime? Almost certainly. Was it hilarious? Absolutely.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
If you take the lump sum option, half of it goes to taxes. If you take the 20 year option ... it is probably a lot less?
Yeah, you also get the full $900m if you take the annuity, but you have to wait 30 years of course. Although it's earning interest the whole time.
Even when you win, you just can't win.
I don't know how I'd survive on $30m a year, personally.
i don't know if anyone answered this but when it was $800m, it was like 328 lump sum after taxes or 500 over annuity after taxes
Depends on where you live, states with income tax you get stuck with that too, instead of just the 39% federal. Illinois would come out to 48% in taxes.
I'll leave it up all year if I want. I'm an adult. I'll make it an MLK Day tree. You don't know me.
There's a house in my hometown that has Christmas decorations up all year. There's a cheery Christmas Tree in a stately Victorian-like sitting room that glows brightly all day and all night, all year round.
The story is that the person who owns the place had a son who went away to Vietnam. He was supposed to come back home for Christmas. He died before he could make it back.
That is both sad and sweet
Sounds like a cheap horror movie plot. Except they fear Xmas trees and decorations lest HE return...
You get till February to take down outdoor lights before you're weird. But the indoor spider factory gets banished early on the 26th.
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
If you take the lump sum option, half of it goes to taxes. If you take the 20 year option ... it is probably a lot less?
Yeah, you also get the full $900m if you take the annuity, but you have to wait 30 years of course. Although it's earning interest the whole time.
Even when you win, you just can't win.
I don't know how I'd survive on $30m a year, personally.
i don't know if anyone answered this but when it was $800m, it was like 328 lump sum after taxes or 500 over annuity after taxes
Depends on where you live, states with income tax you get stuck with that too, instead of just the 39% federal. Illinois would come out to 48% in taxes.
you're right, i forgot that article was saying it was for NY state.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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I read it when I was like 11
Everworld
Was this a crime? Almost certainly. Was it hilarious? Absolutely.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
also this is a league of legends video i think everyone can appreciate
- this post made from inside a breathing tent filled with vicks vapo rub and fisherman's friend lozenges
next you're going to tell me that goosebumps and redwall were ghostwritten
If you take the lump sum option, half of it goes to taxes. If you take the 20 year option ... it is probably a lot less?
Huh. I am surprised K.A. Applegate is a real person. I am used to fake names used by a company like Carolyn Keene with Nancy Drew books.
http://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2011-06-03-Ronnie-Is-A-Bad-Person.jpg
w-what?
Haha just kidding, that shit was for girls, I read the Hardy Boys motherfucker.
Yeah, you also get the full $900m if you take the annuity, but you have to wait 30 years of course. Although it's earning interest the whole time.
There is no hope for me
Also published under a collective synonym by the Stratemeyer Syndicate.
Even when you win, you just can't win.
*sniffs, grabs pa's rifle*
Do you want us to take you behind the shed?
........fifa????
guys how much would you pay to watch me demolish @organichu on a stream
$100? $200? go to my patreon
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I don't know how I'd survive on $30m a year, personally.
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i'm jealous
#forreal
there is an unparalleled bliss that can be achieved when the self dissolves into a triple kill in an FPS.
i've played 1239 games of league of legends searching for it and have yet to reach the elation.
i don't know if anyone answered this but when it was $800m, it was like 328 lump sum after taxes or 500 over annuity after taxes
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Depends on where you live, states with income tax you get stuck with that too, instead of just the 39% federal. Illinois would come out to 48% in taxes.
Sounds like a cheap horror movie plot. Except they fear Xmas trees and decorations lest HE return...
You get till February to take down outdoor lights before you're weird. But the indoor spider factory gets banished early on the 26th.
Yes
But not with that noob rifle you Jewish Mexican lizard
Jesus where did you learn to noscope
although I can't get into the standard multiplayer
you're right, i forgot that article was saying it was for NY state.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Pretty Desc has totally camped out on that spawn point already.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
Really chucking it down
Oh god this is so hard
*a single shot rings out*
Quick. Someone teabag his body.
He
He would have wanted it that way.
You son of a bitch, I'll kill you
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Island. Being on fire.
When I move, there is a very good chance that I am going to have to go back in the closet and hide my trans-ness.
This deal is getting worse all the time.