Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
According to my sheet, I'm still missing entries from @auralynx and @justiceforpluto . I'm gonna be out tomorrow for surgery, so please get these in by lunch today (like 2 or 3 hours?). I'll go ahead and have a vote thing up and ready by this afternoon if at all possible so that we can have another round running through the weekend.
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited May 2016
What left this stain on my couch? A robust mongoloid. (auralynx)
What left this stain on my couch? Used panties. (justiceforpluto)
What left this stain on my couch? A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. (jaysonfour)
What left this stain on my couch? Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. (chamberlain) (*)
What left this stain on my couch? A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. (jdarksun)
What left this stain on my couch? The Land of Chocolate. (egos)
@Anialos, what special cleaning formula are you going to need?
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited May 2016
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Kim Jong-il. (auralynx)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Auschwitz. (justiceforpluto)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Leprosy. (jaysonfour)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of New Age music. (jdarksun)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Take-backsies. (egos) (*)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Daddies® Brown Sauce.(anialos)
@Chamberlain, Which of these will make the world a better place in the mind of a beauty pageant contestant from Tennessee?
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited May 2016
My gym teacher got fired for adding A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie to the obstacle course. (auralynx) (*)
My gym teacher got fired for adding Battlefield amputations to the obstacle course. (justiceforpluto)
My gym teacher got fired for adding Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control to the obstacle course. (jaysonfour)
My gym teacher got fired for adding Taking off your shirt to the obstacle course. (jdarksun)
My gym teacher got fired for adding A boxing match with a giant box to the obstacle course. (anialos)
My gym teacher got fired for adding A German-style board game where you invade Poland to the obstacle course. (chamberlain)
Alright, @Egos, what was it that coach put in the obstacle course? This is a safe place. You can tell us.
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited May 2016
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Copping a feel. " (justiceforpluto)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Snorting coke off a clown's boner. " (jaysonfour)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Boxing up my feelings. " (jdarksun) (*)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Passing a kidney stone. " (Anialos)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Breeding elves for their priceless semen. " (chamberlain)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Power " (egos)
@Auralynx, which of these shows really didn't get the recognition it deserved?
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what Fisting. is. You have to see it for yourself. (justiceforpluto)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what The transience of all things. is. You have to see it for yourself. (jaysonfour) (*)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what Third base. is. You have to see it for yourself. (anialos)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what RoboCop. is. You have to see it for yourself. (chamberlain)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what Doo-doo. is. You have to see it for yourself. (egos)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what The size of my penis. is. You have to see it for yourself. (auralynx)
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
Why am I broke? A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood. (justiceforpluto)
Why am I broke? Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. (anialos)
Why am I broke? All those Olive Garden bathroom blowjobs (chamberlain)
Why am I broke? Bond, James Bond. (egos) (*)
Why am I broke? Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day. (auralynx)
Why am I broke? Crippling debt. (jdarksun)
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
In the beginning, there was Crumbs all over the bloody carpet. And the Lord said, "Let there be Keg stands. (justiceforpluto)
In the beginning, there was An Oedipus complex. And the Lord said, "Let there be Roofies. (anialos)
In the beginning, there was Special musical guest, Cher. And the Lord said, "Let there be Attitude. (chamberlain)
In the beginning, there was Full frontal nudity. And the Lord said, "Let there be The male gaze. (auralynx)
In the beginning, there was Power And the Lord said, "Let there be Kanye West and his Kanye Quest (jdarksun) (*)
In the beginning, there was A time travel paradox. And the Lord said, "Let there be Googling. (jaysonfour)
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
We never did find Friends with benefits. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.
We never did find Infinity. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about A Hitachi Magic Wand.
We never did find Schmirler the Curler. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
We never did find Mr. Clean, right behind you. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Never having sex again.
We never did find P.F. Chang himself. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Butt stuff.
We never did find A subscription to Men's Fitness. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Italians.
@jdarksun , what's that possible silver lining on our gray cloud?
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Trench foot. (justiceforpluto)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Natalie Portman. (anialos) (*)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Some shit-hot guitar licks. (chamberlain)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Making the penises kiss. (auralynx)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. (egos)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Front butt. (jdark)
@JaysonFour , what does the trick for you in a pinch?
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. . (justiceforpluto)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea. . (chamberlain)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians. . (auralynx)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health. . (egos)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. . (jdarksun)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Flightless birds. . (jaysonfour) (*)
@Anialos, which of these is the 'short straw' panel?
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Next category!
What left this stain on my couch?
Let's get those answers in while Anialos tries to figure out if it's gunpowder residue or something.... worse.
@jdarksun @JusticeforPluto @JaysonFour @Egos @Auralynx @chamberlain
What left this stain on my couch? Used panties. (justiceforpluto)
What left this stain on my couch? A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. (jaysonfour)
What left this stain on my couch? Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. (chamberlain) (*)
What left this stain on my couch? A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. (jdarksun)
What left this stain on my couch? The Land of Chocolate. (egos)
@Anialos, what special cleaning formula are you going to need?
Next category:
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of ___.
Get those answers in! I will edit the points and stuff when I return. Godspeed
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Auschwitz. (justiceforpluto)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Leprosy. (jaysonfour)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of New Age music. (jdarksun)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Take-backsies. (egos) (*)
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of Daddies® Brown Sauce.(anialos)
@Chamberlain, Which of these will make the world a better place in the mind of a beauty pageant contestant from Tennessee?
Next category:
My gym teacher got fired for adding _______ to the obstacle course.
Let's get those answers in while Egos prepares the accident report on the results of take-backsies and rope climbing.
@Anialos @Auralynx @chamberlain @JusticeforPluto @JaysonFour @jdarksun
My gym teacher got fired for adding Battlefield amputations to the obstacle course. (justiceforpluto)
My gym teacher got fired for adding Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control to the obstacle course. (jaysonfour)
My gym teacher got fired for adding Taking off your shirt to the obstacle course. (jdarksun)
My gym teacher got fired for adding A boxing match with a giant box to the obstacle course. (anialos)
My gym teacher got fired for adding A German-style board game where you invade Poland to the obstacle course. (chamberlain)
Alright, @Egos, what was it that coach put in the obstacle course? This is a safe place. You can tell us.
My gym teacher got fired for adding A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie to the obstacle course.
Next category:
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of _____."
@Anialos @Egos @chamberlain @jdarksun @JaysonFour @JusticeforPluto
Get those answers in! You've got the rest of the weekend and then we'll put those things up for a vote.
The happy little trees wait for no man!
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Snorting coke off a clown's boner. " (jaysonfour)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Boxing up my feelings. " (jdarksun) (*)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Passing a kidney stone. " (Anialos)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Breeding elves for their priceless semen. " (chamberlain)
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of Power " (egos)
@Auralynx, which of these shows really didn't get the recognition it deserved?
Next category: Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _____ is. You have to see it for yourself.
Get those answers in while Jdark and I sort all these different colored pills!
@Anialos @Auralynx @chamberlain @Egos @JaysonFour @JusticeforPluto
I mean. Answer. Even though this world isn't real. The cards are.
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what The transience of all things. is. You have to see it for yourself. (jaysonfour) (*)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what Third base. is. You have to see it for yourself. (anialos)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what RoboCop. is. You have to see it for yourself. (chamberlain)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what Doo-doo. is. You have to see it for yourself. (egos)
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what The size of my penis. is. You have to see it for yourself. (auralynx)
@Jdarksun, what must be seen to be understood?
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Next topic:
Why am I broke?
Everybody get those answers in while Jayson tries to work this idea into a book deal.
@Anialos @Auralynx @Chamberlain @Egos @Jdarksun @JusticeforPluto
warning: inc. shade
Nah seriously it was a good play.
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Why am I broke? Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. (anialos)
Why am I broke? All those Olive Garden bathroom blowjobs (chamberlain)
Why am I broke? Bond, James Bond. (egos) (*)
Why am I broke? Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day. (auralynx)
Why am I broke? Crippling debt. (jdarksun)
@JaysonFour , why is all the rum money gone?
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Moving on!
In the beginning, there was _______. And the Lord said, "Let there be _______."
@Anialos @Auralynx @Chamberlain @JaysonFour @jdarksun @JusticeforPluto
Everyone get those answers in while Egos ponders the truth behind the creation story.
In the beginning, there was An Oedipus complex. And the Lord said, "Let there be Roofies. (anialos)
In the beginning, there was Special musical guest, Cher. And the Lord said, "Let there be Attitude. (chamberlain)
In the beginning, there was Full frontal nudity. And the Lord said, "Let there be The male gaze. (auralynx)
In the beginning, there was Power And the Lord said, "Let there be Kanye West and his Kanye Quest (jdarksun) (*)
In the beginning, there was A time travel paradox. And the Lord said, "Let there be Googling. (jaysonfour)
@Egos, how's that creation story REALLY go?
In the beginning, there was Power And the Lord said, "Let there be Kanye West and his Kanye Quest
We never did find _______, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _______.
@JusticeforPluto @Anialos @chamberlain @Auralynx @JaysonFour @Egos
Get those answers in while jdark basks in the glow of a fresh point.
We never did find Infinity. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about A Hitachi Magic Wand.
We never did find Schmirler the Curler. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
We never did find Mr. Clean, right behind you. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Never having sex again.
We never did find P.F. Chang himself. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Butt stuff.
We never did find A subscription to Men's Fitness. , but along the way we sure learned a lot about Italians.
@jdarksun , what's that possible silver lining on our gray cloud?
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
time for the next category:
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______.
@Anialos @Auralynx @chamberlain @Egos @jdarksun @JusticeforPluto
Get those cards in while JaysonFour looks for the lubricants and candles
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Natalie Portman. (anialos) (*)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Some shit-hot guitar licks. (chamberlain)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Making the penises kiss. (auralynx)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. (egos)
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to Front butt. (jdark)
@JaysonFour , what does the trick for you in a pinch?
I can has cheezburger, yes?
I mean, well....
Damnit.
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ______.
Get those answers in while Anialos plans to fill the void left by Khoo's leaving.
@JusticeForPluto @Chamberlain @Auralynx @Egos @jdarksun @JaysonFour
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea. . (chamberlain)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians. . (auralynx)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health. . (egos)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. . (jdarksun)
No PAX Enforcer wants to manage the panel on Flightless birds. . (jaysonfour) (*)
@Anialos, which of these is the 'short straw' panel?
I think I was thrown by the whole 'khoo leaving' thing.
No worries. It lets me play vicariously through you, meat puppet!
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