The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    How many Grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just Too.



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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    How many Grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just Too.

    Maybe for though?

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Alt answer:

    2 or less

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Only 2 more years until we get all that hindsight back

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I had to remove a post from my yard.

    I was worried it would cause a fence.



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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Now that it's winter, I went and bought a new pair of gloves. But when I got home I saw they were both lefties. Which like, on one hand that's super useful, but on the other hand it just isn't right.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I thought about telling a joke about packet loss, but I'm not sure everyone would get it...

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    "You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
    "Olive?"
    "Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

    There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.

    No, that's not a joke. It's a warning.

    BEHOLD

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    "You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
    "Olive?"
    "Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

    There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.

    No, that's not a joke. It's a warning.

    BEHOLD
    You're a monster.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited December 2018

    This is terrible lol

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »

    This is terrible lol

    It certainty is. Tarragon would be between them, as would Star Anise.

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    Something working on the first try is a source of great suspicion.
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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    *groans*

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Oooohhhh, tarragon and star anise is it, your lordship?

    The Monty Python clip I was gonna post here is like impossible to find based on my search parameters which are absolute nonsense so pretend it's a clip of Graham Chapman making fun of someone for talking posh and it's very funny and not one of the racist Flying Circus bits which LET ME TELL YOU

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    The British?

    Racist!?

    Well, I never.

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  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    I used to spend a lot of time organizing my spice cabinet. Then one day at the grocery store I discovered a bottle labeled "Allspice" and was like "Finally I can throw the rest of this shit away."

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    No, throw it all together instead of away. Now you have even more allspice

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Yessss become one with usss

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    What's the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

    The burger is very meaty but the other is a little meteor.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    I have a social media account just for sharing images for my mom (only she has permission to view it).

    Shared pictures of my daughter with Santa today... I’m really digging Instagramma!

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    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    This is not a good sign:

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Ohman

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
    Ten tickles

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    ummm aksshshuallly octopodesh have armsh, not tentaclesh, so that joke only worksh for squidsh

    pleash educate yourshelf appropriately next time

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    yeah but we all know that squids are incapable of laughter

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    yeah but we all know that squids are incapable of laughter

    They’re also incapable of doing magic, according to Ms. Rowling!

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    How many Grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just Too.

    But after they’ve screwed it in, it starts smocking.

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    ummm aksshshuallly octopodesh have armsh, not tentaclesh, so that joke only worksh for squidsh

    pleash educate yourshelf appropriately next time

    I dunno what you're talking about with arms or whatever. I'm talking about tickles.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    ummm aksshshuallly octopodesh have armsh, not tentaclesh, so that joke only worksh for squidsh

    pleash educate yourshelf appropriately next time

    @Moriveth Care to comment? I know you're a marine biologist and Regular Human Father.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Shit, now I’m gonna listen to that all night.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I mean, she ain't wrong. Most online libertarians seem absolutely obsessed with how young a woman they can fuck.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular

    A bit down the page from that is also the gem,

    "Nothing. This is my money. Get your own gift."

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    I said this to my wife and she started looking around for things to throw at me. Luckily only heavy objects were to hand and she didn't want to accidentally damage the walls if she missed. Whew!

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    For SOME reason the account got suspended. I can't imagine why.

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