How do they unload that oil decker from that ship?! Do they use the fucking Bifrost or something?
IIRC they fill the ballast on the ship so that the deck sinks below the waterline, then they can push off the oil rig (which floats) with like a tug or something.
How do they unload that oil decker from that ship?! Do they use the fucking Bifrost or something?
IIRC they fill the ballast on the ship so that the deck sinks below the waterline, then they can push off the oil rig (which floats) with like a tug or something.
Exactly:
Here's a video for another sense of how big this is:
TransOcean – The Shipping Company is your ticket to the world of gigantic ships and transnational transport empires. Build a mighty fleet of modern merchant ships and conquer the seven seas.
TransOcean – The Shipping Company is your ticket to the world of gigantic ships and transnational transport empires. Build a mighty fleet of modern merchant ships and conquer the seven seas.
ahhhh but can i drive the boat/be a cook, just peeling potatoes and sharing absolutely smoldering sexual tension with the other dude in the galley, Jean-Paul, and staring out at the lonely ocean for hours and watching stars sink beneath the gentle curve of the end of the world?
THAT'S the sailing game for me! if you add sails and scurvy i'd never play anything else.
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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's...nose drips.
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's...nose drips.
I remember being in a bookstore once and seeing a Minecraft jokebook.
You know. For the kids.
I flipped through it out of morbid curiosity and it was absolutely dire, though there's only one joke I can remember:
Why did the creeper explode?
Because it fell off a cliff
It doesn't even make sense within the context of the game!
This is when I learned that there is, apparently, a market for shitty joke books, and all it takes is no shame.
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Whenever I encounter a shitty joke book on one of the return carts I pick it up, open it to a random page, read the first joke I see, and then erupt in boisterous laughter.
I expect my staff to report me to HR any day now.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
Whenever I encounter a shitty joke book on one of the return carts I pick it up, open it to a random page, read the first joke I see, and then erupt in boisterous laughter.
I know a Brit who forced his son to join the clergy. There's no doubt he's living vicariously.
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When Unferth made amends with Beowulf and gave him an heirloom sword to fight Grendel’s mother, that would have been a good will Hrunting.
Remember - you can put a boat on a ship, but not a ship on a boat.
They used a big rig to unload the oil rig off the ship shipping ship.
IIRC they fill the ballast on the ship so that the deck sinks below the waterline, then they can push off the oil rig (which floats) with like a tug or something.
Exactly:
Here's a video for another sense of how big this is:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/289930/TransOcean_The_Shipping_Company/
My neighbour's dead against it
These are funny and cutting.
Ok, this one got me to laugh out loud for real.
Others are night owls.
Im more of a mid-day pidgeon.
ahhhh but can i drive the boat/be a cook, just peeling potatoes and sharing absolutely smoldering sexual tension with the other dude in the galley, Jean-Paul, and staring out at the lonely ocean for hours and watching stars sink beneath the gentle curve of the end of the world?
THAT'S the sailing game for me! if you add sails and scurvy i'd never play anything else.
I think I'm just some kind of permanently exhausted squirrel personally.
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How do clams call their parents after school?
You know. For the kids.
I flipped through it out of morbid curiosity and it was absolutely dire, though there's only one joke I can remember:
Why did the creeper explode?
It doesn't even make sense within the context of the game!
This is when I learned that there is, apparently, a market for shitty joke books, and all it takes is no shame.
I expect my staff to report me to HR any day now.
Why was the librarian talking to himself?
Japan is next-level-chan!
So now I'm down to 40 meals a day.
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The walk back takes 2 hours.
The difference is staggering
Oh Downy booooyyyyy