drink like hell. Also I introduced my maltese friend to the wonders of cherry Old Fashioneds last night
and he made me shitty negronis, whch were probably at least partially responsible for the end result of the evening.
Note to self: jogging in the city does require paying a bit more attention to where your feet are.
Fortunately, I just suffered a barely scraped knee. That was some exceptionally smooth and clean pavement.
i have some particularly gory photos from a similar incident.
edit: my one regret from last night's fiasco (... apart from the entire fucking fiasco, obviously) is that I didn't have the presence of mind to photograph myself before cleanup
it must have looked like I'd just torn out the throat of a medium-sized animal
This is my second wedding in a row where the biological father of the Bride played "I Loved Her First" for his dance with his daughter passive-aggressively, prior to dancing with the Stepfather
Is this...is this a thing?
(Add two double rye and gingers to the count, by the way)
drink like hell. Also I introduced my maltese friend to the wonders of cherry Old Fashioneds last night
and he made me shitty negronis, whch were probably at least partially responsible for the end result of the evening.
Wanting a negroni is a pretty easy flag for 'This should stop soon.' to me.
In happier news, this is a drink called The Story Behind My Wooden Hand:
It's rye, dimmi, cynar, Buddha Hand Bitters, garnished with orange and white chocolate.
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Can't speak to the former, but I'm pretty sure the latter is "smashed her face into the ground"
i'd aim for three sheets to the wind, not four
also if you're not paying get you some fancydrinks
False.
Drink, dance, you've got an extra day to recover
yeah I can't keep this up
drink like hell. Also I introduced my maltese friend to the wonders of cherry Old Fashioneds last night
and he made me shitty negronis, whch were probably at least partially responsible for the end result of the evening.
Speaking of drinking, I opened a bottle of wine last weekend because I needed a bit for a recipe. Probably should drink it before it goes off, no?
Irish coffee is very good.
The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.
Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain
Are you the ghost of binges past
I am well on my way
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i had these joys once
somebody kill me
Fortunately, I just suffered a barely scraped knee. That was some exceptionally smooth and clean pavement.
On my way
i have some particularly gory photos from a similar incident.
edit: my one regret from last night's fiasco (... apart from the entire fucking fiasco, obviously) is that I didn't have the presence of mind to photograph myself before cleanup
it must have looked like I'd just torn out the throat of a medium-sized animal
Is this...is this a thing?
(Add two double rye and gingers to the count, by the way)
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Wanting a negroni is a pretty easy flag for 'This should stop soon.' to me.
edit: but yes, that did kind of end the night.
I hope your face gets well without more complications!
do not disappoint me
for once in your goddamn life
fucking
don't disappoint me
Get ready for a MASSIVE
i hope you live forever
Jesus, and I thought I was an asshole
SAVE A MOUSE EAT A PUSSY
on the side of one of the bars here.
so now i have a rum and coke
thanks cello
It's what I do
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so I made a white russian instead
no matter how low you go, i'll always be there asking for a shovel
I love
your dog
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