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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Who are you and what have you done with the real tynic

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Who are you and what have you done with the real tynic

    Can't speak to the former, but I'm pretty sure the latter is "smashed her face into the ground"

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm at a wedding with my family!

    Do I get drunk, or do I get drunk?

    (I should clarify that my family is great and my father is probably paying for all of my drinks)

    i'd aim for three sheets to the wind, not four

    also if you're not paying get you some fancydrinks

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm here to tell you drinking is bad

    False.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I have never had a bad experience getting drunk at a wedding

    Drink, dance, you've got an extra day to recover

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm here to tell you drinking is bad

    False.

    yeah I can't keep this up

    drink like hell. Also I introduced my maltese friend to the wonders of cherry Old Fashioneds last night
    and he made me shitty negronis, whch were probably at least partially responsible for the end result of the evening.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Hm

    Speaking of drinking, I opened a bottle of wine last weekend because I needed a bit for a recipe. Probably should drink it before it goes off, no?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Hello secret booze thread.

    Irish coffee is very good.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I, too, am at a wedding and plan to get quite wasted. Join me in spirit(s), @Cello

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    no don't
    i smashed myself witless last night and I'm here to tell you drinking is bad

    Are you the ghost of binges past

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I'm a scotch, two rum and cokes, a flight of beer and a rye and ginger in, friends

    I am well on my way

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    Meanwhile I'm stone sober and the mere mention of rye whiskey just made my insides recoil in fear. I have experiences.

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Note to self: jogging in the city does require paying a bit more attention to where your feet are.

    Fortunately, I just suffered a barely scraped knee. That was some exceptionally smooth and clean pavement.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2016
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Note to self: jogging in the city does require paying a bit more attention to where your feet are.

    Fortunately, I just suffered a barely scraped knee. That was some exceptionally smooth and clean pavement.

    i have some particularly gory photos from a similar incident.

    edit: my one regret from last night's fiasco (... apart from the entire fucking fiasco, obviously) is that I didn't have the presence of mind to photograph myself before cleanup

    it must have looked like I'd just torn out the throat of a medium-sized animal

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Yeah, I am pretty much counting my lucky stars over here. I didn't even break any skin on my hands or elbow.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    This is my second wedding in a row where the biological father of the Bride played "I Loved Her First" for his dance with his daughter passive-aggressively, prior to dancing with the Stepfather

    Is this...is this a thing?

    (Add two double rye and gingers to the count, by the way)

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Nic, I will have you know that rye and ginger is an excellent drink and not gross in the least

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    tynic wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm here to tell you drinking is bad

    False.

    yeah I can't keep this up

    drink like hell. Also I introduced my maltese friend to the wonders of cherry Old Fashioneds last night
    and he made me shitty negronis, whch were probably at least partially responsible for the end result of the evening.

    Wanting a negroni is a pretty easy flag for 'This should stop soon.' to me.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2016
    I didn't really want one. They just turned up. He has a massive thing for Campari.

    edit: but yes, that did kind of end the night.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I kind of just want to be in a relationship so that when I meet up with friends, we would have the optimal number of people for board games.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    That situation sounds very familiar. At least you know who the canary in the mineshaft is now.
    I hope your face gets well without more complications!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh god please yes i hope this too

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

    do not disappoint me

    for once in your goddamn life

    fucking

    don't disappoint me

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

    do not disappoint me

    for once in your goddamn life

    fucking

    don't disappoint me

    Get ready for a MASSIVE
    disappointment.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

    do not disappoint me

    for once in your goddamn life

    fucking

    don't disappoint me

    Get ready for a MASSIVE
    disappointment.

    i hope you live forever

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

    do not disappoint me

    for once in your goddamn life

    fucking

    don't disappoint me

    Get ready for a MASSIVE
    disappointment.

    i hope you live forever

    Jesus, and I thought I was an asshole

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Someone spray painted

    SAVE A MOUSE EAT A PUSSY

    on the side of one of the bars here.

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    "But who goes around eating mi---oh, cats do."

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    cello made me want a rum and coke

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    so now i have a rum and coke

    thanks cello

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    See, now I want a rum and coke.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    cello made me want a rum and coke

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    so now i have a rum and coke

    thanks cello

    It's what I do

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I'm missing both ingredients for that

    so I made a white russian instead

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Getting smashed-ass drunk at a wedding is one of my few joys in life.

    The others are getting smashed-ass drunk on weekdays and getting high-as-balls on weekdays/weddings.

    Take those away from me and you shall know what it is to feel pain

    i had these joys once

    somebody kill me

    On my way

    do not disappoint me

    for once in your goddamn life

    fucking

    don't disappoint me

    Get ready for a MASSIVE
    disappointment.

    i hope you live forever

    Jesus, and I thought I was an asshole

    no matter how low you go, i'll always be there asking for a shovel

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hacksaw

    I love

    your dog

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    No Lyft driver, I don't really want to talk about how easy San Francisco girls are, for a multitude of reasons.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    In happier news, this is a drink called The Story Behind My Wooden Hand:
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    It's rye, dimmi, cynar, Buddha Hand Bitters, garnished with orange and white chocolate.

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