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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    What does fluffy mean

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    It was said in a condescending tone, in comparison to her playing rugby, so I think she sees it as not exercising or something?? I dunno, I just go cause I enjoy it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh well.

    Fuck her for judging what you do.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    She's cranky I can touch my toes.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    yeah like, i feel for her if she's got unresolved issues and all that

    but she sounds like a bit of a shit

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Maybe she is just jealous that you won't let her touch your toes.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Sounds like she's got an attitude problem really

    but if there's one thing that will bring you closer to the rest of them, it's shared adversity!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Maybe she is just jealous that you won't let her touch your toes.
    She should have asked...!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Sounds like a real pissbaby, imo. The kind of person who spends all their time looking for things to criticize/complain about. Sad, really, since that's such a miserable way to live. Maybe you can get through that shell if you're nice to her, but it might not be worth the emotional effort.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I would have thought rugby would be a good way to get rid of a lot of repressed anger. Either she doesn't rugby correctly, or the rugby is the only thing keeping her out of prison.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I'm gonna continue being nice to her though, the best counter is a well lived life!

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    "Aug 20 11:55 am

    Hey there ") would you like to chat sometime.... crawling in my beard.....my shoes they have no wheels......yeah....hows that for a chat up line ;).......honestly I am sane ive just had caffiene ahaha"

    Well.

    My friend has a cat and a dog so I can give all of the hugs and fusses.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Linkin' Park, eh? Real risk-taker, this one.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is a random aside, but if we are keeping track here, the most common thing for people to comment on in my OKC profile are the "Imagine everything being spoken in the voice of Alec Baldwin" and "I am NOT Mr. Darcy." I dunno if this is useful for making profiles or not, but almost every message I get includes something about one of those two things.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Aug 20 11:55 am

    Hey there ") would you like to chat sometime.... crawling in my beard.....my shoes they have no wheels......yeah....hows that for a chat up line ;).......honestly I am sane ive just had caffiene ahaha"

    Well.

    My friend has a cat and a dog so I can give all of the hugs and fusses.

    One of these days, you're going to get a message where they use proper punctuation, spelling, and syntax.

    And on that day, The Sixth Seal shall open, yea unto the heavens, and the angels will sing a deafening chorus, "Meet them for coffee!"

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    just your standard satanist burglar cult

    they want my blood and also my candyman 3 laserdisc

    Yeah nah, just the laserdisc. They can get better quality blood from a butcher shop.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    So last night, while playing king's cup, two vikings came to our area. They introduced themselves and one of them, well...

    They were on a quest to find their missing vodka and Ogorth needed my help.

    He gave me his fur pelt to keep me warm.

    He felt up my stomach saying that it was storing treasure.

    He casually dropped that his girlfriend & him were in an open relationship.

    If all goes well, I'm going to try to have a devil's three-way with Ogorth the viking this evening.

    Zonugal on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Don't die, Zon.

    I feel like you might could die.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    To die would be a great adventure

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    And then Zonnie was the Oglaf strip.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    He's gonna get his dick frozen off?

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    No, the other one.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    His other dick?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Have ya'll ever seen an entire family that is far, far too pretty and perfect? There's one here in this starbucks.

    I bet they have monogrammed hand towels they never use. And they go to charity galas...

    How dare they.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    They're totally vampires.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    And you know what we do with vampires?

    We fuck em wait that's not right

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    If you wanna fuck vampires you go ahead Juggs, I support you 100%, duck.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Hey what I don't wanna do that no way

    Vampires are gross with their soft, moon white skin and... deep, soulful eyes. Like a serene forest pool that sparkles with the knowledge of an eon in their depths...

    Totally icky.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Weekends are the worst you guys.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Counterpoint, I hung out with my buddy from 10 years ago who I thought lived in Boston until three weeks ago. I met some friends of hers and we listened to live jazz.


    Whoo, weekends.

    sarukun on
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Have ya'll ever seen an entire family that is far, far too pretty and perfect? There's one here in this starbucks.

    I bet they have monogrammed hand towels they never use. And they go to charity galas...

    How dare they.

    you sound like you're on set for an HGTV show

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Ah that's cool.

    I have to sit here by myself with no one to talk to because all my old friends were jerks who used me for support when it was convenient then abandoned me when I asked them for just a little bit of the same honesty and compassion I offer to anyone who had asked me.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Ah that's cool.

    I have to sit here by myself with no one to talk to because all my old friends were jerks who used me for support when it was convenient then abandoned me when I asked them for just a little bit of the same honesty and compassion I offer to anyone who had asked me.

    Shitty friends are the woooooooooooorst and I have largely been very lucky.

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Have ya'll ever seen an entire family that is far, far too pretty and perfect? There's one here in this starbucks.

    I bet they have monogrammed hand towels they never use. And they go to charity galas...

    How dare they.

    This is my cousin. He's a pretty good looking dude, and his wife is bubbly and adorable. Their kids look like the stock photos you get in picture frames.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    fucking vampires sucks

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    fucking vampires sucks

    Vampires Suck was a very bad film.

    Suck(2009) was really fun.

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    I matched with what I initially thought was the most elaborate catfish on Bumble yesterday, but it turns out she's too good to be true.
    Why does the only girl who went to the same Duran Duran/Chic concert have to move back to NY to work at a great job?

    I did propose we go to an 80's club in Los Angeles before she moves, and she said she was down for next Friday.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Aug 20 11:55 am

    Hey there ") would you like to chat sometime.... crawling in my beard.....my shoes they have no wheels......yeah....hows that for a chat up line ;).......honestly I am sane ive just had caffiene ahaha"

    Well.

    My friend has a cat and a dog so I can give all of the hugs and fusses.

    no heelies, no love

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So last night, while playing king's cup, two vikings came to our area. They introduced themselves and one of them, well...

    They were on a quest to find their missing vodka and Ogorth needed my help.

    He gave me his fur pelt to keep me warm.

    He felt up my stomach saying that it was storing treasure.

    He casually dropped that his girlfriend & him were in an open relationship.

    If all goes well, I'm going to try to have a devil's three-way with Ogorth the viking this evening.

    Yup

    Everything seems correct here

    Prepare yourself for some weird bullshit

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    The problem with working with a certified super genius at the top of their field is that any problem you bring to them feels like a waste of their time. Anyways, whisky and tobacco time, bitches!

    Fuck off and die.
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