ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
you can always figure out who your good friends are by calling them collect
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows
I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows
I need a therapist
that sounds like a perfectly normal reaction to me.
I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows
I need a therapist
Has your family found you a suitable wife yet though?
Our mate went into the house to make toast and he didn't come back 20 minutes later so we went to investigate. He went to bed. I really wanted that toast.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows
I need a therapist
Has your family found you a suitable wife yet though?
Yes actually!
I laughed at them until they got mad and told me to stop
I kept going for about a minute after they left my room
As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.
I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.
As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.
I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.
Housemate update: she now refuses to respond when I say hello to her. I've gone past being upset about it (I'd hoped to have friends I live with in my new city) to highly amused that an adult woman is acting like this.
As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.
I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.
I'm glad you had fun
..?
It was an amazing night and I'm on the coach a bit emotional because a different friend soon goes to New Zealand for at least a year. It's hard for me to be comfortable with people and I'm able to be completely myself with this group, so my very precious friend leaving is going to hit me so hard. We're having a classic Dorset night out before she goes though, and I now have some of her clothes that I'll be wearing when I'm lonely at uni.
My naked friend was a wonderful big spoon, I felt very comfortable and loved. Who needs a relationship when you have amazing friends who also like to sleep naked?!
Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!
Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!
Edit: I'll keep my clothes on around you.
Ahahah this made me laugh - you be as naked as you want around me, love! Be free!
My mum bought me pyjamas when I moved back in with her. It was a subtle hint to not walk around upstairs in just my knickers. I'm too used to living alone and letting the girls out whenever I'm home.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
The worst thing about having people over is the pressure of wearing clothes while I make breakfast.
If you wanna fuck vampires you go ahead Juggs, I support you 100%, duck.
I imagined you putting a cup of tea down in front of Juggs as you say this and then patting him on the head
Juggs is all "No wait that's not" but you've already left the room
help me I can't stop giggling
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Ogorth chose only his girlfriend last night.
He would not have me.
Burn it down.
BURN IT ALL DOWN!
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
In that situation, when I eventually moved out, I would look her in the face and say
"I am the reason your heart has grown darker and colder."
then poof. Never forgiven. Never forgotten.
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows
I need a therapist
that sounds like a perfectly normal reaction to me.
Has your family found you a suitable wife yet though?
With cinnamon and powdered sugar.
Nobody promises toast and then doesn't deliver some goddamned toast.
i seem to only be into libras right now which feels like i'm setting myself up for failure but i'll take what i can get
You more of an Zubeneschamali guy or is Zubenelgenubi more your thing?
Yes actually!
I laughed at them until they got mad and told me to stop
I kept going for about a minute after they left my room
I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.
I'm glad you had fun
..?
It was an amazing night and I'm on the coach a bit emotional because a different friend soon goes to New Zealand for at least a year. It's hard for me to be comfortable with people and I'm able to be completely myself with this group, so my very precious friend leaving is going to hit me so hard. We're having a classic Dorset night out before she goes though, and I now have some of her clothes that I'll be wearing when I'm lonely at uni.
My naked friend was a wonderful big spoon, I felt very comfortable and loved. Who needs a relationship when you have amazing friends who also like to sleep naked?!
Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!
Edit: I'll keep my clothes on around you.
oh my days
At least you get on with your other housemates right?
Ahahah this made me laugh - you be as naked as you want around me, love! Be free!
oh yeah they're lovely, and so are my work mates! I'm attempting to go to a Meet Up meet up tomorrow night so fingers crossed!
My mum bought me pyjamas when I moved back in with her. It was a subtle hint to not walk around upstairs in just my knickers. I'm too used to living alone and letting the girls out whenever I'm home.
Satans..... hints.....
Cider menu from a pub near Durdle Door I went to last year. I was driving so only had a half, but i had so many nice ciders over the week.
Almost home and I think I have to fit the new washing machine with a hell of a hangover. I blame my friend giving me free cider to try.
I imagined you putting a cup of tea down in front of Juggs as you say this and then patting him on the head
Juggs is all "No wait that's not" but you've already left the room
help me I can't stop giggling
He would not have me.
Burn it down.
BURN IT ALL DOWN!
"I am the reason your heart has grown darker and colder."
then poof. Never forgiven. Never forgotten.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Pretty accurate to be honest!!
The Grey Ghost camp does wish so
Lies.
ohh no I'm remembering all the terrible things about me!
oh well
yolo
terrible things about Liiya:
[empty set]
I can't even think of a joke one!!!
that is lovely of you!
I think I swiped the wrong way on handsome man
come back, come back...
http://www.theonion.com/article/beauty-industry-announces-massive-new-initiative-t-35005