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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    you can always figure out who your good friends are by calling them collect

    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
    as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
    he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
    I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows

    I need a therapist

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tam wrote: »
    I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
    as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
    he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
    I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows

    I need a therapist

    that sounds like a perfectly normal reaction to me.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
    as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
    he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
    I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows

    I need a therapist

    Has your family found you a suitable wife yet though?

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Our mate went into the house to make toast and he didn't come back 20 minutes later so we went to investigate. He went to bed. I really wanted that toast.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Well yeah, toast.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Gimme French toast.

    With cinnamon and powdered sugar.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    You wake that motherfucker up and demand toast.

    Nobody promises toast and then doesn't deliver some goddamned toast.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Next weekend I am going to my buddy's office and we are gonna do up some motherfucking French toast.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i maybe have a date tomorrow night??

    i seem to only be into libras right now which feels like i'm setting myself up for failure but i'll take what i can get

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    i maybe have a date tomorrow night??

    i seem to only be into libras right now which feels like i'm setting myself up for failure but i'll take what i can get

    You more of an Zubeneschamali guy or is Zubenelgenubi more your thing?

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    I helped my sister move in to her dorm today and also broke the laws of physics
    as I was carrying up some ikea thing or other, a young man walked by me
    he had neatly coiffed oiled hair, a navy blue button up shirt, pink pastel shorts, sperry boat shoes, circular rim ray bans, and a smirk on his face
    I think I hated him faster than the speed of light actually allows

    I need a therapist

    Has your family found you a suitable wife yet though?

    Yes actually!
    I laughed at them until they got mad and told me to stop
    I kept going for about a minute after they left my room

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.

    I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.

    I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.

    I'm glad you had fun

    ..?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Housemate update: she now refuses to respond when I say hello to her. I've gone past being upset about it (I'd hoped to have friends I live with in my new city) to highly amused that an adult woman is acting like this.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    She sounds like a total dingus.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I'm going to see if I can make her explode by continuing to casually eat my lunch in the same room as her, I'll update if I do.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Angelina wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    As a Somerset person I have drunk far too much cider tonight. It's fabulous.

    I'm very impressed with that post, it makes sense and did not give say anything naughty. My night ended up nakedly spooning with my friend because we were too drunk for clothes. I'm good at being a grown up.

    I'm glad you had fun

    ..?

    It was an amazing night and I'm on the coach a bit emotional because a different friend soon goes to New Zealand for at least a year. It's hard for me to be comfortable with people and I'm able to be completely myself with this group, so my very precious friend leaving is going to hit me so hard. We're having a classic Dorset night out before she goes though, and I now have some of her clothes that I'll be wearing when I'm lonely at uni.

    My naked friend was a wonderful big spoon, I felt very comfortable and loved. Who needs a relationship when you have amazing friends who also like to sleep naked?!

    Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!

    Edit: I'll keep my clothes on around you.

    Angelina on
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Hahaha a grown adult is refusing to talk to you

    oh my days

    At least you get on with your other housemates right?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »

    Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!

    Edit: I'll keep my clothes on around you.

    Ahahah this made me laugh - you be as naked as you want around me, love! Be free! :D


    Solar wrote: »
    Hahaha a grown adult is refusing to talk to you

    oh my days

    At least you get on with your other housemates right?
    oh yeah they're lovely, and so are my work mates! I'm attempting to go to a Meet Up meet up tomorrow night so fingers crossed!

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »

    Liiya she's a bloody idiot and doesn't deserve you as a friend. I need a new place to live in two years, I'll come be your friend in the city!

    Edit: I'll keep my clothes on around you.

    Ahahah this made me laugh - you be as naked as you want around me, love! Be free! :D

    My mum bought me pyjamas when I moved back in with her. It was a subtle hint to not walk around upstairs in just my knickers. I'm too used to living alone and letting the girls out whenever I'm home.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The worst thing about having people over is the pressure of wearing clothes while I make breakfast.

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    @Angelina


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    Cider menu from a pub near Durdle Door I went to last year. I was driving so only had a half, but i had so many nice ciders over the week.

    SharpyVII on
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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Nice! Also Durdle Door always makes me giggle. Such a good name.

    Almost home and I think I have to fit the new washing machine with a hell of a hangover. I blame my friend giving me free cider to try.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    If you wanna fuck vampires you go ahead Juggs, I support you 100%, duck.

    I imagined you putting a cup of tea down in front of Juggs as you say this and then patting him on the head

    Juggs is all "No wait that's not" but you've already left the room

    help me I can't stop giggling

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Ogorth chose only his girlfriend last night.

    He would not have me.

    Burn it down.

    BURN IT ALL DOWN!

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    In that situation, when I eventually moved out, I would look her in the face and say

    "I am the reason your heart has grown darker and colder."

    then poof. Never forgiven. Never forgotten.

    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    If you wanna fuck vampires you go ahead Juggs, I support you 100%, duck.

    I imagined you putting a cup of tea down in front of Juggs as you say this and then patting him on the head

    Juggs is all "No wait that's not" but you've already left the room

    help me I can't stop giggling

    Pretty accurate to be honest!!

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    The Juggernut camp would like to once again reiterate that he does not, in any capacity, wish to have physical intercourse with the undead.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    The Juggernut camp would like to once again reiterate that he does not, in any capacity, wish to have physical intercourse with the undead.

    The Grey Ghost camp does wish so

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Made a bumble didn't I. Theres a handsome man on here. Too handsome for me.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Too handsome for me.

    Lies.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Too handsome for me.

    Lies.

    ohh no I'm remembering all the terrible things about me!

    oh well

    yolo

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Too handsome for me.

    Lies.

    ohh no I'm remembering all the terrible things about me!

    oh well

    yolo

    terrible things about Liiya:

    [empty set]

    I can't even think of a joke one!!!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Well

    that is lovely of you!

    I think I swiped the wrong way on handsome man

    come back, come back...

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Oh no, a classic Bumble fumble.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Handsome Man, Handsome Man, takes... hostages for ransom, man?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I hope not platy!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Too handsome for me.

    Lies.

    ohh no I'm remembering all the terrible things about me!

    oh well

    yolo

    terrible things about Liiya:

    [empty set]

    I can't even think of a joke one!!!

    http://www.theonion.com/article/beauty-industry-announces-massive-new-initiative-t-35005

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