Idk what it is about Bumble but from mine, and seemingly others, experience it is entirely populated by the most gorgeous and perfect humans in existence. I don't understand it.
I also did not have a single match.
I wonder if the app looks at the person I was swiping on and then it looked at me and was like "oh, honey, no" and preemptively hid my profile to save me the sting of rejection?
Idk what it is about Bumble but from mine, and seemingly others, experience it is entirely populated by the most gorgeous and perfect humans in existence. I don't understand it.
I also did not have a single match.
I wonder if the app looks at the person I was swiping on and then it looked at me and was like "oh, honey, no" and preemptively hid my profile to save me the sting of rejection?
Who would want to date a handsome, rugged, barrel chested guy with hidden sensitivity anyway
Idk what it is about Bumble but from mine, and seemingly others, experience it is entirely populated by the most gorgeous and perfect humans in existence. I don't understand it.
I also did not have a single match.
I wonder if the app looks at the person I was swiping on and then it looked at me and was like "oh, honey, no" and preemptively hid my profile to save me the sting of rejection?
Who would want to date a handsome, rugged, barrel chested guy with hidden sensitivity anyway
Idk what it is about Bumble but from mine, and seemingly others, experience it is entirely populated by the most gorgeous and perfect humans in existence. I don't understand it.
I also did not have a single match.
I wonder if the app looks at the person I was swiping on and then it looked at me and was like "oh, honey, no" and preemptively hid my profile to save me the sting of rejection?
I know it sounds stupid, but you can pay people for professional dating app photos.
Little changes make such a huge difference in the response I've gotten on the app.
For me, I added some pictures of my art, and suddenly people wanted to meet me! It's not even amazing art or anything.
I would legit message a guy who talked about growing vegetables.
True story:
I was getting various sundries at the pet store when the young lady working the floor ran up to the cashier and blurted out, "Quick, where's the diamond tomato brand dirt?"
Cashier Girl: The what?!?
Floor Girl: It's dirt that this guy needs to kill ants! It's diamond tomato brand or something!
My Internal Monologue: (She can't possibly mean ....)
Me Out Loud: Miss, did you mean to say you were looking for diatomaceous earth?
Floor Girl: Yeah! That's totally it!
Cashier Girl: Aisle Five ... the one that says 'Pest Control' ....
I swear to God, if I hadn't spent years listening to people order drinks over the sound of loud-as-hell club music, I never would have figured it out.
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I would legit message a guy who talked about growing vegetables.
True story:
I was getting various sundries at the pet store when the young lady working the floor ran up to the cashier and blurted out, "Quick, where's the diamond tomato brand dirt?"
Cashier Girl: The what?!?
Floor Girl: It's dirt that this guy needs to kill ants! It's diamond tomato brand or something!
My Internal Monologue: (She can't possibly mean ....)
Me Out Loud: Miss, did you mean to say you were looking for diatomaceous earth?
Floor Girl: Yeah! That's totally it!
Cashier Girl: Aisle Five ... the one that says 'Pest Control' ....
I swear to God, if I hadn't spent years listening to people order drinks over the sound of loud-as-hell club music, I never would have figured it out.
Yeah, Diamond Tomato, duh.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I hung out with an old friend I hadn't seen in close to six years. It was great. It was more like six days had passed than six years. After losing a huge group of my friends and famiky with the divorce, it was really great.
We went on a huge, for me, at least, bicycle ride, about 18 miles. It was his brother's girlfriend's birthday, and they all welcomed me right into things.
And then we went on a kayak trip for about five miles. We out the seats in backwards, relative to the bow, and ended up going stern first, slowly taking on water and sinking! It was in a calm river, so it was hilarious rather than dangerous.
We did ok until we got a wide part of the river that had lots of wake from jet skis and power boats.
And then there was a picnic and a fire, wonderful time. The bar stop after that was way, way out of my comfort zone, but it was a great time overall.
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It only took a couple of minutes with it to figure out why pretty much everyone on the internet is terrible with it. Some of the finger positions for notes are miniscule. Also, opening the mouth doesn't actually trigger the sound like I expected. It's all based on finger pressure. That makes it understandably awkward to play if you've never handled an instrument before, if you want to have some showmanship.
Also, cats find it really interesting while you're making noises with it.
So we put up a relationship status on Facebook and it's a bit silly but also it was a great way to get a lot of her distant friends to call me cute so
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It only took a couple of minutes with it to figure out why pretty much everyone on the internet is terrible with it. Some of the finger positions for notes are miniscule. Also, opening the mouth doesn't actually trigger the sound like I expected. It's all based on finger pressure. That makes it understandably awkward to play if you've never handled an instrument before, if you want to have some showmanship.
Also, cats find it really interesting while you're making noises with it.
so, if you've, say, played a woodwind, you might make interesting noises with this thing?
which one did you get, 'cause now i am intrigued and also weirding out the cats is always entertaining
I would legit message a guy who talked about growing vegetables.
True story:
I was getting various sundries at the pet store when the young lady working the floor ran up to the cashier and blurted out, "Quick, where's the diamond tomato brand dirt?"
Cashier Girl: The what?!?
Floor Girl: It's dirt that this guy needs to kill ants! It's diamond tomato brand or something!
My Internal Monologue: (She can't possibly mean ....)
Me Out Loud: Miss, did you mean to say you were looking for diatomaceous earth?
Floor Girl: Yeah! That's totally it!
Cashier Girl: Aisle Five ... the one that says 'Pest Control' ....
I swear to God, if I hadn't spent years listening to people order drinks over the sound of loud-as-hell club music, I never would have figured it out.
I wanna find a Meet Up once I'm done settling in! Find some more Canadians for all the good tax advice and hockey tips.
I'm at a week of living in the US and it's been really fun! Couple bouts of homesickness (this morning in particular wasn't easy) but everyone here has been nothing but kind, and my work has been alternating between super stressful and super exciting and I cannot wait to see how these projects turn out, you guys, because they are rad as hell
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What is this rubbish
So handsome! It hurts
@Liiya If you swipe the wrong way on someone in Bumble by mistake, you can shake your phone and you get a redo on the last person you swiped.
e: I mean, it's super late now, but for the future...
I found this out too late I'm sure there are plenty of other bearded, flannel wearing, gin enjoying, teachers in the world...
Daaaamn
good strong stuff, readily available
I guess I'm a teacher at heart.
... i mean i dunno but that seems like an easy lie to make, anyway
I also did not have a single match.
I wonder if the app looks at the person I was swiping on and then it looked at me and was like "oh, honey, no" and preemptively hid my profile to save me the sting of rejection?
Who would want to date a handsome, rugged, barrel chested guy with hidden sensitivity anyway
Just a dumb ole cougar.
no one apparently, I'm getting nothing here
I know it sounds stupid, but you can pay people for professional dating app photos.
Little changes make such a huge difference in the response I've gotten on the app.
For me, I added some pictures of my art, and suddenly people wanted to meet me! It's not even amazing art or anything.
Edit: I wonder what kinda messages they send on there?
"Hey bb wanna see my huge crop )))"
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Hey baby
I till perpendicular to slopes to avoid runoff
:winky:
True story:
I was getting various sundries at the pet store when the young lady working the floor ran up to the cashier and blurted out, "Quick, where's the diamond tomato brand dirt?"
Cashier Girl: The what?!?
Floor Girl: It's dirt that this guy needs to kill ants! It's diamond tomato brand or something!
My Internal Monologue: (She can't possibly mean ....)
Me Out Loud: Miss, did you mean to say you were looking for diatomaceous earth?
Floor Girl: Yeah! That's totally it!
Cashier Girl: Aisle Five ... the one that says 'Pest Control' ....
I swear to God, if I hadn't spent years listening to people order drinks over the sound of loud-as-hell club music, I never would have figured it out.
Deep breaths Solar mate
You're going to want to add organic compost till you hit about 6.0
Yeah, Diamond Tomato, duh.
You can do iiit
We went on a huge, for me, at least, bicycle ride, about 18 miles. It was his brother's girlfriend's birthday, and they all welcomed me right into things.
And then we went on a kayak trip for about five miles. We out the seats in backwards, relative to the bow, and ended up going stern first, slowly taking on water and sinking! It was in a calm river, so it was hilarious rather than dangerous.
We did ok until we got a wide part of the river that had lots of wake from jet skis and power boats.
And then there was a picnic and a fire, wonderful time. The bar stop after that was way, way out of my comfort zone, but it was a great time overall.
Believe in yourself
It only took a couple of minutes with it to figure out why pretty much everyone on the internet is terrible with it. Some of the finger positions for notes are miniscule. Also, opening the mouth doesn't actually trigger the sound like I expected. It's all based on finger pressure. That makes it understandably awkward to play if you've never handled an instrument before, if you want to have some showmanship.
Also, cats find it really interesting while you're making noises with it.
which one did you get, 'cause now i am intrigued and also weirding out the cats is always entertaining
This reads like an anime scene
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You wanna see some pictures of our grain store? It's full to bursting.
Or how about our steamy, steamy compost heaps?
So you have a normal love life?
You'll do great buddy
I'm at a week of living in the US and it's been really fun! Couple bouts of homesickness (this morning in particular wasn't easy) but everyone here has been nothing but kind, and my work has been alternating between super stressful and super exciting and I cannot wait to see how these projects turn out, you guys, because they are rad as hell
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the fuck is a sex?
Correct.