I'm vaguely reminded of the Mayday episode where the pilot let his 14 year old son sit in the chair and "fly" the airplane, though the plane was on autopilot the whole time.
Kid managed to inadvertently disable part of the autopilot in such a way nobody thought was possible and didn't sound an alarm. Kid then inadvertently managed to bank the plane so far the g-forces prevented the pilot from getting back in the chair. Kid then inadvertently crashed the plane and killed everybody.
...It was a pretty good episode.
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They were one charge of driving while disqualified, one of driving with an excess breath alcohol (both third or subsequent offences), and one of failing to answer District Court bail.
When Kohu was stopped on Fraser St on July 5 he told the police officer he was on his way to check why there was such a large police presence in the area.
He was driving with an excess breath alcohol of 729 micrograms - almost three times the adult legal limit of 250mcg.
Judge Edwin Paul told Kohu he was left "speechless" by his reason for driving that night.
"I have got to say Mr Kohu I have heard lots of explanations for drink-driving but I've never heard this one before.
"Your explanation really reflects the fact that you were drunk.
Novelty toilet paper is always that waxy single ply stuff they put in public restrooms that seem to conjure more shit out of the ether rather than remove anything already present.
Novelty toilet paper is always that waxy single ply stuff they put in public restrooms that seem to conjure more shit out of the ether rather than remove anything already present.
Trump's face going on shitty quality products is expected.
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Novelty toilet paper is always that waxy single ply stuff they put in public restrooms that seem to conjure more shit out of the ether rather than remove anything already present.
Trump's face going on shitty quality products is expected.
Novelty toilet paper is always that waxy single ply stuff they put in public restrooms that seem to conjure more shit out of the ether rather than remove anything already present.
Trump's face going on shitty quality products is expected.
Novelty toilet paper is always that waxy single ply stuff they put in public restrooms that seem to conjure more shit out of the ether rather than remove anything already present.
Trump's face going on shitty quality products is expected.
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Well, really, what's he supposed to do in that situation? Let the bear hang out, eat all the food, take a dump on the carpet? That's Florida Man's job.
His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.
Sean A. Sykes Jr., is charged in U.S. District Court possession with intent to sell cocaine and being a felon in possession of three firearms, two of which were reported stolen.
The charges stem from Kansas City police traffic stops on Sept. 1 and Nov. 5, according to court documents.
On Sept. 1, Sykes was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns. One of the guns, a .357 Magnum, had been reported stolen out of a car in Independence a few days earlier, according to the documents.
While being questioned, Sykes denied knowing anything about the guns and drugs.
In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.”
“Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.
Charges were not filed at that time.
Then on Nov. 5, police pulled over a car driven by Sykes.
According to the allegations in court documents, police found marijuana and crack cocaine inside the vehicle. They also found a .38-caliber revolver that had been reported stolen from Overland Park.
Sykes made an initial court appearance Monday and was ordered held in custody pending a hearing later this week to determine if a bond will be set.
Well, really, what's he supposed to do in that situation? Let the bear hang out, eat all the food, take a dump on the carpet? That's Florida Man's job.
I woulda gone outside and let the bear join the conference call and confuse everyone.
"So we're leaning towards Tuesday, what you think about that Bob"
"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.
Sean A. Sykes Jr., is charged in U.S. District Court possession with intent to sell cocaine and being a felon in possession of three firearms, two of which were reported stolen.
The charges stem from Kansas City police traffic stops on Sept. 1 and Nov. 5, according to court documents.
On Sept. 1, Sykes was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns. One of the guns, a .357 Magnum, had been reported stolen out of a car in Independence a few days earlier, according to the documents.
While being questioned, Sykes denied knowing anything about the guns and drugs.
In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.”
“Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.
Charges were not filed at that time.
Then on Nov. 5, police pulled over a car driven by Sykes.
According to the allegations in court documents, police found marijuana and crack cocaine inside the vehicle. They also found a .38-caliber revolver that had been reported stolen from Overland Park.
Sykes made an initial court appearance Monday and was ordered held in custody pending a hearing later this week to determine if a bond will be set.
So he was caught red-handed but managed to delay an arrest by at least two months entirely by farting? If he hadn't been pulled over a second time, would he have just gotten away with it completely?
His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.
Sean A. Sykes Jr., is charged in U.S. District Court possession with intent to sell cocaine and being a felon in possession of three firearms, two of which were reported stolen.
The charges stem from Kansas City police traffic stops on Sept. 1 and Nov. 5, according to court documents.
On Sept. 1, Sykes was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns. One of the guns, a .357 Magnum, had been reported stolen out of a car in Independence a few days earlier, according to the documents.
While being questioned, Sykes denied knowing anything about the guns and drugs.
In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.”
“Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.
Charges were not filed at that time.
Then on Nov. 5, police pulled over a car driven by Sykes.
According to the allegations in court documents, police found marijuana and crack cocaine inside the vehicle. They also found a .38-caliber revolver that had been reported stolen from Overland Park.
Sykes made an initial court appearance Monday and was ordered held in custody pending a hearing later this week to determine if a bond will be set.
So he was caught red-handed but managed to delay an arrest by at least two months entirely by farting? If he hadn't been pulled over a second time, would he have just gotten away with it completely?
Article didn't go into detail about whether there was still an investigation in the books, just that questioning ended. Not a ton of info on the procedural stuff in that.
A bizarre car crash involving a BMW filled with naked people has become even stranger as RCMP prepare kidnapping charges against three suspects, who investigators allege intentionally rammed a truck after three people escaped the vehicle.
On Monday, two vehicles collided on a rural road in Nisku, Alta. When officers arrived, they found five people inside a white BMW completely unclothed.
In an update Tuesday, RCMP allege that three people -- a man, a woman and a newborn baby -- were forced from a home in Leduc County and into a vehicle.
Investigators said the man was stuffed into the vehicle’s trunk but somehow managed to escape. The woman and infant also managed to flee.
That’s when a truck driver passing through the area spotted the three and picked them up.
Derek Scott of LPH Industrial says it was his employee who came to their rescue.
“Apparently they came out of the ditch with no shoes on, so he stopped to see obviously if they needed help. It’s the middle of the winter and people running around with no shoes on -- you stop to help them,” Scott told CTV Edmonton.
After they entered the truck, RCMP said another vehicle purposefully rammed the truck. The force of the collision pushed the truck into a ditch.
“They rammed him from behind … the unclothed people in the BMW,” Scott said. RCMP arrested five suspects: a man, two women and two female minors. All five were naked when they were taken in to custody.
Cult? Sex-cult? Neighbour war gone too far between the kidnapped family and their nudist next door neighbours? Aliens? Did they kidnap them while naked or did that happen later?
I'll definitely keep an eye out for more news on this.
Twitter user Mike Edgette, a social media manager at TallGrass Public Relations in Sioux Falls, S.D., recently stumbled across one of the year’s best branded easter eggs when he noticed KFC’s account followed only six men named Herb and five Spice Girls—aka 11 Herbs and Spices, a savvy reference to the brand’s storied secret recipe.
His unassuming tweet about the discovery, made about a month after the stunt was quietly placed by agency Wieden + Kennedy, has since exploded to 322,000 retweets and 715,000 likes.
But fleeting Twitter fame wasn’t the only reward in store for Edgette. This week, he announced (on Twitter, of course) that he’d received a framed, custom painting depicting him piggyback riding Colonel Sanders in a majestic natural landscape:
Twitter user Mike Edgette, a social media manager at TallGrass Public Relations in Sioux Falls, S.D., recently stumbled across one of the year’s best branded easter eggs when he noticed KFC’s account followed only six men named Herb and five Spice Girls—aka 11 Herbs and Spices, a savvy reference to the brand’s storied secret recipe.
His unassuming tweet about the discovery, made about a month after the stunt was quietly placed by agency Wieden + Kennedy, has since exploded to 322,000 retweets and 715,000 likes.
But fleeting Twitter fame wasn’t the only reward in store for Edgette. This week, he announced (on Twitter, of course) that he’d received a framed, custom painting depicting him piggyback riding Colonel Sanders in a majestic natural landscape:
That was brought up in the article, too. The guy denies it there.
Either way, it's funny and a pretty creative way to advertise, so hey, I've got no complaints.
Honestly it's just a funny thing for like, 10 seconds of someone's day. At that point who cares what the source is, it's like getting pissed that the joke your 6 year-old nephew told you is from a joke book instead of self-discovered. It's the people who blow this stuff up into omg I just can't that make it a thing.
That was brought up in the article, too. The guy denies it there.
Either way, it's funny and a pretty creative way to advertise, so hey, I've got no complaints.
Honestly it's just a funny thing for like, 10 seconds of someone's day. At that point who cares what the source is, it's like getting pissed that the joke your 6 year-old nephew told you is from a joke book instead of self-discovered. It's the people who blow this stuff up into omg I just can't that make it a thing.
But it works.
I definitely will be going to KFC instead of Popeyes next time I'm craving a heart attack.
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That was brought up in the article, too. The guy denies it there.
Either way, it's funny and a pretty creative way to advertise, so hey, I've got no complaints.
Honestly it's just a funny thing for like, 10 seconds of someone's day. At that point who cares what the source is, it's like getting pissed that the joke your 6 year-old nephew told you is from a joke book instead of self-discovered. It's the people who blow this stuff up into omg I just can't that make it a thing.
But it works.
I definitely will be going to KFC instead of Popeyes next time I'm craving a heart attack.
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I just watched a popeyes commercial where apparently you can get a whole deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving.
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Wisconsin man gets locked in a beer cooler overnight, lives up to his states reputation.
When in Wisconsin...
Kid managed to inadvertently disable part of the autopilot in such a way nobody thought was possible and didn't sound an alarm. Kid then inadvertently managed to bank the plane so far the g-forces prevented the pilot from getting back in the chair. Kid then inadvertently crashed the plane and killed everybody.
...It was a pretty good episode.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Trump's face going on shitty quality products is expected.
This onion has layers.
A shit product for shit products, if you will.
Only if it's >2-ply
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You can always count on us to come up with crappy puns.
yeah this isn't getting topped
Go teamwork.
Honestly, I'd expect this from my neck of the woods.
Yeah, no shit. Bear knows the good stuff is inside.
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I mean, this is just every day in Vermont.
I woulda gone outside and let the bear join the conference call and confuse everyone.
"So we're leaning towards Tuesday, what you think about that Bob"
"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
So he was caught red-handed but managed to delay an arrest by at least two months entirely by farting? If he hadn't been pulled over a second time, would he have just gotten away with it completely?
Article didn't go into detail about whether there was still an investigation in the books, just that questioning ended. Not a ton of info on the procedural stuff in that.
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http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/kidnapping-charges-pending-in-bizarre-alberta-crash-involving-naked-suspects-1.3666465
Cult? Sex-cult? Neighbour war gone too far between the kidnapped family and their nudist next door neighbours? Aliens? Did they kidnap them while naked or did that happen later?
I'll definitely keep an eye out for more news on this.
http://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/kidnapping-preceded-nisku-crash-with-carload-of-naked-people
No way.
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Sadly, this appears to be a very good PR stunt: Reddit thread discussing
Either way, it's funny and a pretty creative way to advertise, so hey, I've got no complaints.
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Honestly it's just a funny thing for like, 10 seconds of someone's day. At that point who cares what the source is, it's like getting pissed that the joke your 6 year-old nephew told you is from a joke book instead of self-discovered. It's the people who blow this stuff up into omg I just can't that make it a thing.
But it works.
I definitely will be going to KFC instead of Popeyes next time I'm craving a heart attack.
Wow. Reported for terrible opinions.
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Seriously, deep fried turkey is amazing.
I wonder if you could smoke a bird for a couple hours then throw it in a deep fryer to finish it off.
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