are these official timelines actually official tho
Yeah, that chart is based off the one in the Hyrule Historia.
Short Version: Ocarina of Time splits the timeline in three. At the end of OoT, Zelda sends Link back to the childhood that he lost, and Child Link and Zelda tell on Gannondorf. He's imprisoned, and this becomes the Child Timeline, where MM, TP, and FSA happen.
Meanwhile, back in the post-apocalyptic future where Gannon was defeated, there's no more Link because he was sent back to start a new Timeline. With no Hero, the Goddesses have to flood Hyrule to stop Gannondorf when he comes back. Adult Timeline, straight to WW.
Third Timeline is "What if Link died at the end boss in OoT?", which is some bullshit, but w/e. The Hero is dead, Gannon still rules Hyrule, the Sages have to step up and seal him in the Golden Land. LttP.
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
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Also saw that Levi's has requested that people not wear firearms or carry them in Levi's stores and suddenly every asshole on the internet is all "man I got to get to the comments section to say stupid shit and talk about how great Wrangler jeans are Levi's have always sucked I'm burning my old Levi's!"
The Ganons are the same Ganons in the same way the Links and Zeldas are the same Links and Zeldas.
No.
Ganon and Gannondorf always seem to come from nowhere, no real history behind them, no real family. Just some orange skinned dude appearing and trying to seize power.
Sometimes they come from the shadow realm directly, other times not they're just suddenly there (implication he found a way to make a portal)
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
The Ganons are the same Ganons in the same way the Links and Zeldas are the same Links and Zeldas.
No.
Ganon and Gannondorf always seem to come from nowhere, no real history behind them, no real family. Just some orange skinned dude appearing and trying to seize power.
Sometimes they come from the shadow realm directly, other times not they're just suddenly there (implication he found a way to make a portal)
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
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Haha my stupid work filter has blocked another chat thread. Apparently the word sexy gets caught by the filter. Last time the word butts in the chat title also got caught. Whoops.
Haha my stupid work filter has blocked another chat thread. Apparently the word sexy gets caught by the filter. Last time the word butts in the chat title also got caught. Whoops.
I can get on PA forums but if I click a link to a thread it blocks it for "games'
so if someone direct links a comment I can't see it, but I can go to a profile and search posts and click those.
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Good morning. Today for breakfast I've decided to make DOUBLE RAMEN and then drain it, toss it in sriracha, duck sauce, and soy sauce for my eating pleasure.
Nobody likes Skyward Sword but as the furthest back in the timeline it has some cool lore implications regarding the nature of Gannon and the series' recursiveness motifs fyi hth
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Yeah, that chart is based off the one in the Hyrule Historia.
Short Version: Ocarina of Time splits the timeline in three. At the end of OoT, Zelda sends Link back to the childhood that he lost, and Child Link and Zelda tell on Gannondorf. He's imprisoned, and this becomes the Child Timeline, where MM, TP, and FSA happen.
Meanwhile, back in the post-apocalyptic future where Gannon was defeated, there's no more Link because he was sent back to start a new Timeline. With no Hero, the Goddesses have to flood Hyrule to stop Gannondorf when he comes back. Adult Timeline, straight to WW.
Third Timeline is "What if Link died at the end boss in OoT?", which is some bullshit, but w/e. The Hero is dead, Gannon still rules Hyrule, the Sages have to step up and seal him in the Golden Land. LttP.
until capitalism is abolished i will participate in it
as you all do
I haven't played ALL of the Zeldas
But she normally is kidnapped by like, wizards who work in her castle anyway and stuff
She isn't like "oh no this terrible lizard with his huge dick is coming again I hope Mario saves me in 3-5 days, better leave a note for Toad"
So there is always that tension between the hoot hoot... and the last hoot.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
monster dong
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
Or like in Twilight Princess her castle gets swamped in Twilight and she's just trapped behind enemy lines not rly kidnapped
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and it just stares at me and nods out of respect.
It is rather amazing. everybody hates ads except for the ads they love, and sometimes they don't even realize they are ads.
That Mass Effect Andromeda Trailer was p badass and I am very much looking forward to Rogue One.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
saw a headline article that was all "confirmed there won't be a sequel to Rogue One"
like. no. shit.
seeeeelfieeeee
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No.
Ganon and Gannondorf always seem to come from nowhere, no real history behind them, no real family. Just some orange skinned dude appearing and trying to seize power.
Sometimes they come from the shadow realm directly, other times not they're just suddenly there (implication he found a way to make a portal)
Missing a golden opportunity for Rogue Two though
Get it together man
*quietly steeples fingers*
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For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
are
you
serious
riot. riot! RIOT
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you want me to say he has olive skin
I can get on PA forums but if I click a link to a thread it blocks it for "games'
so if someone direct links a comment I can't see it, but I can go to a profile and search posts and click those.
It's dumb.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
how disgusting. . .
Man this new macbook is so awesome gobbless capitalism
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
i quit *throws 3DS and Wii U in the trash*
Damn I didn't know Sun & Moon had such baller music
Damn now I want to play it
god damn
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i am so jealous it makes me want to work harder to get a new macbook dogbless capitalism
I think it's out-aged Twilight Princess
No orange is...distressingly on point
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