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Principal Honey has outlawed all fun in the [RIVERDALE] thread.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Luke Perry is just so sad

    Sad that he can't bone Hermione Lodge

    Sad that his son is so stupid

    Sad that he cant bone Ms Grundy, but his stupid son can

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I think Luke Perry totally had an "Archie" thing going on when he was a teen with Hermione and his wife. And then chose poorly (?).

    Because that's all that Riverdale is. Archie but over and over again. Forever.

    Sorce on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    I think Luke Perry totally had an "Archie" thing going on when he was a teen with Hermione and his wife. And then chose poorly (?).

    Because that's all that Riverdale is. Archie but over and over again. Forever.

    Only if the Riverdale zip code is 90210.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Cheryl's parents straight up recalibrated the scale by which the rest of the cast is judged by

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    i want an entire episode of alice cooper and mrs. blossom having a dynasty ass dynasty slap and insult fight

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    I feel like the show is starting to get really weighed down by all the parental drama to the point that it's detracting from the actual main characters.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    This show is so ridiculous.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    I picked up the Jughead reboot. It's really good and funny, though it is weird having everything be mostly the same except Veronica who is just her old comic self.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    So, Archie is totally Cheryl's half-brother, right?

    I mean, it'd explain why almost literally every single person thinks he looks like Jason, the red hair, and (because it's a theory) why Mama Andrews isn't around.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Cheryl's parents straight up recalibrated the scale by which the rest of the cast is judged by

    I wouldn't even be surprised if come the season finale Cheryl's mother transforms into a red-scaled dragon screaming emerald flames.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

    While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    archie will never die.

    because then luke perry would finally be free

    and that can never happen

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

    While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario

    His abs are not average.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

    While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario

    His abs are not average.

    You ever seen Mario's abs?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

    While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario

    His abs are not average.

    You ever seen Mario's abs?

    I've had my tongue buried in his belly button.

    So yeah.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    this show is gearing up to kill Archie

    that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring

    can't kill an MVP

    While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario

    His abs are not average.

    You ever seen Mario's abs?

    I've had my tongue buried in his belly button.

    So yeah.

    Ain't no party like a Mario Party

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Can I just say how much the new title delights me

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    So, Polly is
    totally just pregnant, right? Or am I reading too much into things.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    So, Polly is
    totally just pregnant, right? Or am I reading too much into things.
    Polly is pregnant with Betty and Hiram Lodge is the father

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    I want the whole funeral scene to be playing on a loop because that shit was amazing.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I want the whole funeral scene to be playing on a loop because that shit was amazing.

    Kevin's reaction was our reaction

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I want the whole funeral scene to be playing on a loop because that shit was amazing.

    Kevin's reaction was our reaction

    Never before has a show mirrored my face so perfectly

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Worst. Dinner party. Ever.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I'm caught up and my thoughts are still the same. Super ridiculous but I'm hooked. Everyone on this show is just Envy Adams x 100.

    Also, definitely almost got in trouble with a comment on Ronnie's one piece myself.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Six different times over the past two days, I have suddenly remembered Cheryl's dumb mourning veils and burst out giggling

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    archie, you stupid fucking idiot
    how did you think ditching veronica for val like that would play any different

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    archie, you stupid fucking idiot
    how did you think ditching veronica for val like that would play any different

    At least it led to Veronica's new outfit...

    And it is amazing that
    in this show based on a comic about Archie constantly switching between Betty and Veronica, the first girl he might be seriously into/dating is neither of them.

    Also, how do the adults keep getting worse!?!?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    moments of the episode:
    jughead clarissa explains it alling through betty's window

    archie getting dunked on by josie's dad

    alice cooper's ice cold maniacal laugh at the idea that betty's dad had the ability to murder jason

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    I freaking love this show. The Pussycats covered one of my favorite songs and it was pure bliss.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What's the over/under on them using a sad boy/girl cover of Veronica by Elvis Costello?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    What's the over/under on them using a sad boy/girl cover of Veronica by Elvis Costello?

    I'm not sure who that is

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I might not get my Nintendo Switch until its time to start watching the movie uuuuuuuuuuugh

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    This episode was batshit incredible

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    What's the over/under on them using a sad boy/girl cover of Veronica by Elvis Costello?

    I'm not sure who that is

    She's the one with black hair.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i am very glad the best episode of riverdale so far was named faster pussycats, kill! kill!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I binge-watched up to 5 last week, and now ... I can't find it on Netflix? Something weird is up.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Holy shiiiiiiit this show.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Much needed shot in the arm after the mediocre previous episode.

    I'm hoping the season finale will be titled
    "Carnival of Souls"
    .

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watching the latest episode now.

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