I think Luke Perry totally had an "Archie" thing going on when he was a teen with Hermione and his wife. And then chose poorly (?).
Because that's all that Riverdale is. Archie but over and over again. Forever.
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i want an entire episode of alice cooper and mrs. blossom having a dynasty ass dynasty slap and insult fight
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I feel like the show is starting to get really weighed down by all the parental drama to the point that it's detracting from the actual main characters.
I picked up the Jughead reboot. It's really good and funny, though it is weird having everything be mostly the same except Veronica who is just her old comic self.
So, Archie is totally Cheryl's half-brother, right?
I mean, it'd explain why almost literally every single person thinks he looks like Jason, the red hair, and (because it's a theory) why Mama Andrews isn't around.
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how did you think ditching veronica for val like that would play any different
At least it led to Veronica's new outfit...
And it is amazing that
in this show based on a comic about Archie constantly switching between Betty and Veronica, the first girl he might be seriously into/dating is neither of them.
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Sad that he can't bone Hermione Lodge
Sad that his son is so stupid
Sad that he cant bone Ms Grundy, but his stupid son can
Because that's all that Riverdale is. Archie but over and over again. Forever.
Only if the Riverdale zip code is 90210.
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I mean, it'd explain why almost literally every single person thinks he looks like Jason, the red hair, and (because it's a theory) why Mama Andrews isn't around.
I wouldn't even be surprised if come the season finale Cheryl's mother transforms into a red-scaled dragon screaming emerald flames.
that is the only explanation for why his storylines are so terminally boring
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While his storylines are boring, I like that they really stress that he's just average at everything. He's Mario
because then luke perry would finally be free
and that can never happen
His abs are not average.
You ever seen Mario's abs?
I've had my tongue buried in his belly button.
So yeah.
Ain't no party like a Mario Party
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Also, definitely almost got in trouble with a comment on Ronnie's one piece myself.
At least it led to Veronica's new outfit...
And it is amazing that
Also, how do the adults keep getting worse!?!?
archie getting dunked on by josie's dad
alice cooper's ice cold maniacal laugh at the idea that betty's dad had the ability to murder jason
I'm not sure who that is
She's the one with black hair.
I'm hoping the season finale will be titled