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FIGHT NIGHT THREAD

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2017 in Social Entropy++
So there's this big stupid fight happening tonight between MMA loud mouth, Conor McGregor and boxing's own woman abusing dick head Floyd Mayweather.

In no way is this fight real. This is a complete cash grab by both fighters and I sure as hell don't blame them for it.

Estimates I've read say Mayweather will pocket about 250 million while Conor pockets about 100 million.

For a fake fight.

Mayweather is one of the best defensive, technical fighters in history.

McGregor is a really good striker for an MMA fighter who has never boxed professionally.

For just $100 you can watch two full grown assholes pretend to fight each other!

Who ya got?

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FIGHT NIGHT THREAD 111 votes

Floyd Mayweather
9%
JasconiusAlistair HuttonNinjaSquirrelBroloNogsLockedOnTargetYaYaPeenDrDinosaurWheatBun01 10 votes
Conor McGregor
5%
Slacker71KosenjouXehalus21stCenturyImperatorXXVAlphaRomero 6 votes
Larlar
85%
Munkus BeaverMysstAshcroftMulysaSemproniusToxRedTideRaijin QuickfootASimPersonJavenMagic PinkGinger MijangoDevlin_DragonusfightinfilipinoSeattle ThreadBahamutZEROPerrsunDouglasDangersarukunph blakeKreutz 95 votes
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I thought the title said fright night


    I am less interested in what it actually is

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Only chose Larlar because 'meteor' wasn't a poll option.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Is that what this is? I had wondered

    I'm amazed that any boxing match, fake or no, still pulls in that amount of money

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Is that what this is? I had wondered

    I'm amazed that any boxing match, fake or no, still pulls in that amount of money

    They really don't. This is a SUPER FIGHT that everyone has been anticipating for some stupid reason.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Let's not forget McGregor is also hella racist

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    We can also use this thread to talk about how absolutely fucking stupid Jon Jones is.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    You can't outbox a Cactus.

    You can't outbox a Cactuar.

    Case closed.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Domestic abuser versus Racist?

    Think I'll pass.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    In a contest between two total pieces of shit where they are both guaranteed huge sums of money everybody and/or nobody wins

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Conor McGregor
    i'm voting MacGregor because he was Obi Wan Kenobi once and the force is probably a good trump card in the boxing arena.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Larlar
    21stCentury wrote: »
    i'm voting MacGregor because he was Obi Wan Kenobi once and the force is probably a good trump card in the boxing arena.

    You're thinking of Ewan McGregor. This is another McGregor.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    no I'm pretty sure it's Ewan McGregor, he has an accent and everything

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    What's the Tale of the Tape for Larlar?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What's the Tale of the Tape for Larlar?

    Height: Larlar
    Weight: Larlar
    Reach: Infinite

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Olivaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What's the Tale of the Tape for Larlar?

    Height: Larlar
    Weight: Larlar
    Reach: Infinite

    Age: Yes

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Larlar
    21stCentury wrote: »
    i'm voting MacGregor because he was Obi Wan Kenobi once and the force is probably a good trump card in the boxing arena.

    As shown, Kenobi is a superior athlete in a fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddNXFwHDMSY&t=2s

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I don't even know what time this shit show is supposed to start.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I don't even know what time this shit show is supposed to start.

    Bullshit-thirty

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Conor McGregor
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I don't even know what time this shit show is supposed to start.

    Bullshit-thirty

    in how many metric minutes is that?

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    So do I never have to hear about these two again after tonight?

    Finally

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Peccavi wrote: »
    So do I never have to hear about these two again after tonight?

    Finally

    McGregor is retiring soon and going into mainstream stardom of some flavour
    Probably multiple flavours

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Peccavi wrote: »
    So do I never have to hear about these two again after tonight?

    Finally

    McGregor is retiring soon and going into mainstream stardom of some flavour
    Probably multiple flavours

    Neopolitan I believe.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    What if they just played magic the gathering instead of fighting?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Rhonda Rousey's mainstream career was over when she lost once but McGregor can keep getting pummeled and it's fine.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Floyd Mayweather
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Peen wrote: »
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

    It's very unlikely but boxing is a sport where lucky hits and upsets happen. Lewis got sparked by Rahman even though Rahmam was a jamoke.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Peen wrote: »
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

    Yeah, basically the luckiest punch in history.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Or Mayweather could have a massive coronary after the Bell... Or be hit by a meteor... Something like that.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The great thing about this fight is that no matter what happens, a massive piece of shit gets to feel good about themselves.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    Larlar
    Tube wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

    It's very unlikely but boxing is a sport where lucky hits and upsets happen. Lewis got sparked by Rahman even though Rahmam was a jamoke.

    Rahman was at least an actual professional boxer and Mayweather has gone undefeated against every professional boxer he's faced because he knows how to not get hit.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

    It's very unlikely but boxing is a sport where lucky hits and upsets happen. Lewis got sparked by Rahman even though Rahmam was a jamoke.

    Rahman was at least an actual professional boxer and Mayweather has gone undefeated against every professional boxer he's faced because he knows how to not get hit.

    Is Mayweather an Outboxer?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Larlar
    Tube wrote: »
    Rhonda Rousey's mainstream career was over when she lost once but McGregor can keep getting pummeled and it's fine.

    You know she's signing with the wwe eventually right

    She's gonna be fine

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Rousey will be fine. She's charismatic enough to have a career doing other things.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Conor McGregor
    I guess I'll take a racist over someone who beats women

    the government election approach

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Rousey will be fine. She's charismatic enough to have a career doing other things.

    ...is she?

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    Larlar
    There's gonna be a shitty boxing comedy movie based off this probably later this year, isn't there.

    And no, I'm not thinking of the Great White Hype.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Peen wrote: »
    Nobody can convince me that there's a way MacGregor wins this fight that isn't a one in a trillion fluke.

    Bullshit DQ is his only way of winning, and the only reason that I didn't bet the farm on Mayweather.

    I don't trust any of these fuckers in boxing enough for this "fight" to be legitimate.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Rousey will be fine. She's charismatic enough to have a career doing other things.

    ...is she?

    Yeah I don't think there's any extant evidence of this

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    The Great White Hype is probably not far off of how this fight will actually go.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Floyd Mayweather
    Tube wrote: »
    The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Rousey will be fine. She's charismatic enough to have a career doing other things.

    ...is she?

    Yeah I don't think there's any extant evidence of this
    She had a scene in expandable 3 like... 3 years ago?

    Haven't seen much of her since then...

    Hey Satan!
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