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  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

    don't try your topicality arguments on me mr bug science

    You can redeem yourself by either jerking it before castle or encouraging him to jerk it

    Nevar

    this is raven backwards

    BeNarwhalspool32Eddy
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    I have celery sticks with cheese whizz

    Om nom, nom nom

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
    BeNarwhal
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Vanguard wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

    don't try your topicality arguments on me mr bug science

    You can redeem yourself by either jerking it before castle or encouraging him to jerk it

    Nevar

    this is raven backwards

    :so_raven:

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MHGU: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    oh my god reading blog entries an ex wrote about me

    i would pay a million dollars and then jump off a building

    Ravenhpltc24EddyjakobaggerQanamil
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    I'd say no. Like sorry if you're not willing to let me see what you're going to say about me, than my permission is not on the table.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    Ravenhpltc24BeNarwhalEddyjakobaggercB557
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    @bloodyroarxx , we gotta strategize what we're gonna watch while all our usual streamers are at Twitchcon for, like, a week. It's gonna be an absolute stream apocalypse, I'm gonna have to resort to watching @OnTheLastCastle every night, and I really should be encouraging his job search instead of doing that!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    OnTheLastCastle
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    jake u fked up

    Jacobkoshspool32EddyjakobaggerSo It Goeschromdom
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Ravenhpltc24AegisBeNarwhaljakobaggerSo It GoescB557Tcheldor
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Watching Castle stream only would be like trying not to jerk off for a week. Just futile flailing at a horrible goal.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    BeNarwhal
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    now let US sneak.

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Arch wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    jake u fked up
    "And this is how I knew he was a Men's Rights Activist... I went to a darkweb site called forums.penny-arcade.com..."

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MHGU: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
    Ravenhpltc24PreacherArchBeNarwhalRozEddyKanajakobaggercB557Jacobkosh
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    jake you link me or i'll have you banned from this forum by god i will

    ArchEddyJacobkosh
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Deny permission. Fuckin deny so hard dude.

    Preacher
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Seriously fuck that.

    Preacher
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Organichu wrote: »
    jake you link me or i'll have you banned from this forum by god i will

    www.jakedatingstories.com

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Kid PresentableJacobkosh
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    He should get a cut of that sweet sweet ad rev.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    21stCenturyBeNarwhalEddy
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    "Oh Jake denied me again, I guess some things never change."

    *she stares listfully at a picture of Jake*

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Haha it might get super personal later

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    He should get a cut of that sweet sweet ad rev.

    He should DMCA her site.

    Ravenhpltc2421stCenturyemnmnme
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Haha it might get super personal later

    I think I speak for the group when I say that's a risk I'm willing to take

    BeNarwhalMortiousSurfpossumEddyjakobaggerknitdan
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I think post-relationship blogs from all of my SOs would be pretty anti-climactic, for the most part.

    Like, both the girls in high school were both pretty mutual but also a little acrimonious because we all thought we all wanted to bang each other's friends (which, of course we did, it was high school)

    And then the woman I almost married, well ... we stayed in touch long after the breakup, so I know how that went.

    Then there were a couple more short relationships that just sort of sputtered out and we basically ghosted each other, I can't imagine I left much of an impression either way!

    And then Nargirl, who hit me over the head repeatedly with a heavy object last time we saw each other in person, so while I'm happy to see she's doing well (according to mutual friends, Facebook, her sister, etc), I doubt her blog about me would be terribly pleasant >_>

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • CoinageCoinage I think I look handsome Registered User regular
    If you deny permission she'll just go ahead and rate you 0 stars out of spite

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    Ravenhpltc24
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
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    if you've dated one jake you've dated em all

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhal
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    haha spool are you worried he's gonna get donald sterling'd

    spool32
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    If you deny permission she'll just go ahead and rate you 0 stars out of spite

    But he's a five star man!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.

    Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.

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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
    Eddy
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    it's time for me to live up to my family name and face full-life consequences.

    BeNarwhal
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    the weirdest part of the whole donald sterling thing was his girlfriend's name was V. Stiviano

    no one ever dug up a real name. it was always V, like this is some fuckin pynchon novel

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Eddy
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    kosh isn't gonna get tumblr doxed for his shitlording. he's not a shitty person EXCEPT THE DEEP BETRAYAL HE'S EXHIBITING BY NOT SHOWING ME THIS BLOG

    ArchBeNarwhaljakobaggerSo It GoescB557Jacobkosh
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Wait we're just being rated on Appearance, Humor, and Intelligence?

    I'm like a 3-star boy just as a baseline, even without making an effort! This is awesome, very reassuring.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i made cream chipped beef and toasted four pieces of bread

    but i didn't ration myself, like a hungry puppy, and ate all the beef and cream with the first two slices

    now i have two lonely, room temperature slices of dry toast

    : (

    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A solid 60%. Sure, ladies, you could do better, but are you gonna do better?

    We're all getting older, especially because if I'm talking to you you're either 8 years older or 8 years younger than I am. >_>

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I think we just don't want Kosh to get his heart broken again.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    spool32Eddy
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Organichu wrote: »
    i made cream chipped beef and toasted four pieces of bread

    but i didn't ration myself, like a hungry puppy, and ate all the beef and cream with the first two slices

    now i have two lonely, room temperature slices of dry toast

    : (

    put some fixins in there and baby, you got a sandwich goin

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhalSurfpossum
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am riding the metro home from a date with the most insufferable woman ever. Details when I am home. But to put it nicely imagine talking to a physical personification of the worst part of [chat] with the white privilege understanding of social issues and the absolute belief structure of a super leftist.

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.

    Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.

    I enjoyed 3 a lot more. The super powers are fun, but it pushed a lot of the core gameplay of the series into the background.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
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    Organichu wrote: »
    kosh isn't gonna get tumblr doxed for his shitlording. he's not a shitty person EXCEPT THE DEEP BETRAYAL HE'S EXHIBITING BY NOT SHOWING ME THIS BLOG

    I don't know, reputation defense isn't only for the corporations. he should vigorously pursue I positive image online! What if she gets crazy popular and Rich by making stuff up about him? No ex-girlfriend should profit from the experience of Jacob.

    spool32 on
  • RozRoz Boss of InternetRegistered User regular
    I think the greatest acknowledgment I could get from any of my exs would be "uneventful"

    I would fist pump so hard

    Hahnsoo1
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    a girl i dated like 9 years ago made a post a few months after we broke up to her (public) livejournal about how in love she was, the perfect man, the first time she'd ever 'really' been in love etc. a dude she cheated on me with ;_; and the only thing she said about me was it was obvious i wasn't going to be a long term partner because i 'didn't understand or respect' her love for acting and theater.

    hmmm

    maybe

    i'm willing to conditionally grant that point

    Organichu on
    BeNarwhalcB557Jacobkosh
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