Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
edited December 2017
@Rayze after verifying that it was actually her intent to identify herself in her note, I can tell you that your Secret Satan was none other than my wife @Ladybug2332 who is so very happy that you like your gifts thus far. I’m sure she’ll chime in later but wanted to let you know. She also apologizes for them arriving late but Satan is clearly in charge of shipping this year.
@Rayze after verifying that it was actually her intent to identify herself in her note, I can tell you that your Secret Satan was none other than my wife @Ladybug2332 who is so very happy that you like your gifts thus far. I’m sure she’ll chime in later but wanted to let you know. She also apologizes for them arriving late but Satan is clearly in charge of shipping this year.
I was pretty sure it was her based on how many women were participating and who lived where/who already sent gifts, but I didn't know whether she wanted to reveal herself so I decided not to mention it. Either way, she's a good and kind person.
Late? It was right on time. Any time is good for a gift, considering what I've been through the past couple of years.
TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
I just got home from the company Xmas party, and there are a couple of packages inside by the door. Oh hey these are for me, but they are far too small to be the 24 pack of Cup O' Noodles I ordered last weeOH HOLY SHIT!
THE PACKAGES
Yes, blurry enough that I almost did not have to blur my vital personal information, but I did anyway.
Of course I opened the bigger one first!
Heck yeah Gundam model tools! I have been dreading digging through my storage space for my old tools, and NEW TOOLS ARE ALWAYS BETTER.
What's in the smaller one?
I got SHAQ-FU'D! This literally made me burst out laughing, thank you!
I found no note or other discernible indication as to who this is from, but let me just say, HAIL SATAN
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And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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GrobianWhat's on sale?Pliers!Registered Userregular
edited December 2017
I got another two packages!
I can't wait to dig into these books. And again, it's the perfect time, because I'm on vacation now until the new year. Thanks again mystery Satan, you truly are the greatest dark lord!
I have received a mysterious shipment from a land known as Texas, full of foreign foods but no note. Was that the work of Satan, or something else?
edit: @lonelyahava sends word it is indeed a satanic missive! Pictures to come.
edit x2: Okay here's some pictures. I hope it wasn't sitting in the mailbox too long... I've been sick most of this week so I just haven't gone out to check.
Inside the box was... another box! And this:
Buc-ee's are basically like Walmarts (by that I mean "wow, its big!" instead of the "oh, its bad!" sense) if they were giant gas stations with tons of food, drinks, knickknacks, tourist merchandise (including all the beaver paraphernalia you could want), and enough camping equipment to set out on an expedition to anywhere really. I don't think I've tried this stuff before so that'll be a treat!
And speaking of treats... the mystery box. It could be anything! Even a boat!
Oh! Even better!
All kinds of baked goods and a mug that perfectly captures my opinion of this week (got sick, left joycon broke, phone's being weird, stupid long commute every day)... until I got these gifts of course! Thank you so much Satan who remains nameless and ethereal, though I have my... suspicions. 8-)
Satan knows how much I like fighting games and has gifted me with these (adorable) little guys! You can really see the desire to rip each other limb from limb in their eyes.
I don't get very many letters, but next time I do I can open them like a boss.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
Bloodborne is easily my favorite game of this console generation and thumbing through art books is one of my favorite ways to relax. I also opened the book for the first time right to the section on Cainhurst. My hunter rocked the Knight's Attire for most of my first playthrough. Fashion Souls is a very important aspect of any Soulsborne game.
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My completed satan package was packed, taped, addressed and ready to send, but by the time I got to the post office last night to send it, it was closed.
So I got up this morning to go send it
And someone had broken into my car and stolen it.
My Satan gift, the change from the ashtray and a handful of random car shit like a work light and a multi tool.
It takes a special kind of scumbag to steal holiday gifts I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna order my satanee something direct from Amazon, but it won't be as good because I'm out of money and I apologise in advance.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
I'm sorry. That would actually devastate me.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
I got Sunday Mail guys! I was out gardening and the mail person showed up and gave me a box!
To be honest I was unsure if it was something for me or if it was a present as I am constantly forgetting things that I buy online. But I usually do not select gift wrapping for things I buy myself (though if I was rich, I would totally do it all the time)
Title of my sex tape:
It's the targeting computer from the millennium falcon! This is my ideal type of nerd shit shirt! I lap this stuff up.
Still, no names, but there is a sealed receipt though, I've kept it shut.
My completed satan package was packed, taped, addressed and ready to send, but by the time I got to the post office last night to send it, it was closed.
So I got up this morning to go send it
And someone had broken into my car and stolen it.
My Satan gift, the change from the ashtray and a handful of random car shit like a work light and a multi tool.
It takes a special kind of scumbag to steal holiday gifts I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna order my satanee something direct from Amazon, but it won't be as good because I'm out of money and I apologise in advance.
Heyo, that is awful. Chances aren't great that it's me, but just in case.. Hey man if I'm your victim, you don't need to get me anything. That wouldn't be fair on ya.
I received an Amazon package today and I'm only 95% certain it's a Secret Satan. The other 5% certainty being I got drunk and ordered John Wick 2 on Prime and forgot about it.
My completed satan package was packed, taped, addressed and ready to send, but by the time I got to the post office last night to send it, it was closed.
So I got up this morning to go send it
And someone had broken into my car and stolen it.
My Satan gift, the change from the ashtray and a handful of random car shit like a work light and a multi tool.
It takes a special kind of scumbag to steal holiday gifts I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna order my satanee something direct from Amazon, but it won't be as good because I'm out of money and I apologise in advance.
Who do you want me to kill? That's my Christmas Gift to you.
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I was pretty sure it was her based on how many women were participating and who lived where/who already sent gifts, but I didn't know whether she wanted to reveal herself so I decided not to mention it. Either way, she's a good and kind person.
Late? It was right on time. Any time is good for a gift, considering what I've been through the past couple of years.
THE PACKAGES
Of course I opened the bigger one first!
Heck yeah Gundam model tools! I have been dreading digging through my storage space for my old tools, and NEW TOOLS ARE ALWAYS BETTER.
What's in the smaller one?
I got SHAQ-FU'D! This literally made me burst out laughing, thank you!
I found no note or other discernible indication as to who this is from, but let me just say, HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
The other 2 items weren't prime eligible so I have NO IDEA when they will be there other than... January?
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
MORE?!
O-okay!
Yeah! The actual good shit!
One thing was shipped via JAPANPOST but they didn't provide a tracking number.
Inside was a a gosh dang awesome shiny new mouse!
Which is great timing actually, because my current one is starting to play up.
Thank you so much @Elaro you are fantastic!
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
cc @Lost Salient
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
i have this mouse. it is a very good mouse!
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
This is gorgeous.
I can't wait to dig into these books. And again, it's the perfect time, because I'm on vacation now until the new year. Thanks again mystery Satan, you truly are the greatest dark lord!
(also, @Goose! you missed my first post in the chains)
Last time I left this in my saved draft it disappeared somehow so I am just gonna post it as soon as I finish updating it.
More pins plus a Luigi Jump pin she bundled with the box!
Thank you!
edit: @lonelyahava sends word it is indeed a satanic missive! Pictures to come.
edit x2: Okay here's some pictures. I hope it wasn't sitting in the mailbox too long... I've been sick most of this week so I just haven't gone out to check.
Inside the box was... another box! And this:
Buc-ee's are basically like Walmarts (by that I mean "wow, its big!" instead of the "oh, its bad!" sense) if they were giant gas stations with tons of food, drinks, knickknacks, tourist merchandise (including all the beaver paraphernalia you could want), and enough camping equipment to set out on an expedition to anywhere really. I don't think I've tried this stuff before so that'll be a treat!
And speaking of treats... the mystery box. It could be anything! Even a boat!
Oh! Even better!
All kinds of baked goods and a mug that perfectly captures my opinion of this week (got sick, left joycon broke, phone's being weird, stupid long commute every day)... until I got these gifts of course! Thank you so much Satan who remains nameless and ethereal, though I have my... suspicions. 8-)
Buc-ee's is magic
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I've definitely seen the billboards.
I mean I bought the shirt, I wouldn't do that for Walfarts
Chill Sandra, we cool
You're missing out
With many smaller packages inside
The big ones
The smaller ones
And the last
Hmm, what could be inside?
Thank you, @Blackhawk1313 this is epic.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
Boxes!
Satan knows how much I like fighting games and has gifted me with these (adorable) little guys! You can really see the desire to rip each other limb from limb in their eyes.
I don't get very many letters, but next time I do I can open them like a boss.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
Bloodborne is easily my favorite game of this console generation and thumbing through art books is one of my favorite ways to relax. I also opened the book for the first time right to the section on Cainhurst. My hunter rocked the Knight's Attire for most of my first playthrough. Fashion Souls is a very important aspect of any Soulsborne game.
Thanks a ton @JimBobtheMonkey ! You are an excellent Satan!
So I got up this morning to go send it
And someone had broken into my car and stolen it.
My Satan gift, the change from the ashtray and a handful of random car shit like a work light and a multi tool.
It takes a special kind of scumbag to steal holiday gifts I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna order my satanee something direct from Amazon, but it won't be as good because I'm out of money and I apologise in advance.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
To be honest I was unsure if it was something for me or if it was a present as I am constantly forgetting things that I buy online. But I usually do not select gift wrapping for things I buy myself (though if I was rich, I would totally do it all the time)
Title of my sex tape:
It's the targeting computer from the millennium falcon! This is my ideal type of nerd shit shirt! I lap this stuff up.
Still, no names, but there is a sealed receipt though, I've kept it shut.
Satans..... hints.....
Heyo, that is awful. Chances aren't great that it's me, but just in case.. Hey man if I'm your victim, you don't need to get me anything. That wouldn't be fair on ya.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
All the Nintendo pins in the world. I'm loving it.
I've been approached by two separate forumers to help me replace the stolen gifts. This is generous and appreciated.
I have a baby due in just over a month so money is really tight right now, but I wasn't going to let that stop me from doing right by my satanee.
In the end someone just didn't give me an option to refuse. Sagat Satan sent me an Amazon gift card which should more than cover new gifts.
This community is so generous and wonderful, it makes me so happy to be part of it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Photos to come.