Okay! So I just checked the mail, and two tiny packages were stuffed inside.
Inside the first
Millennium Falcon earrings!!!
And inside the second
an iddly box!
With
Dinosaur earrings!
I have no words. Zero. None. Thank you @Blackhawk1313, so very much.
@DashD oh good I was worried since they were small they might have gotten misplaced. Glad to see that isn’t the case and glad you liked. Now stay tuned there is still a little more to come.
Okay! So I just checked the mail, and two tiny packages were stuffed inside.
Inside the first
Millennium Falcon earrings!!!
And inside the second
an iddly box!
With
Dinosaur earrings!
I have no words. Zero. None. Thank you @Blackhawk1313, so very much.
@DashD oh good I was worried since they were small they might have gotten misplaced. Glad to see that isn’t the case and glad you liked. Now stay tuned there is still a little more to come.
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More?!?? Okay.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
I tried not to let this bother me, but it did. Here's them alphabetised instead of chronological
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
@Noggin PMed me with info on another package I'll be getting and a code for a Nintendo game! I can't access the Nintendo code redeem site at work so I don't know what game it is but I will post about it when I get home later today. Also I guess that makes Noggin my Satan. Thanks Noggin! You rock!
I enjoy the fact that your feet are in most of the pics, DashD. A+
I really wanted to respond with something super witty. But it's just not happening right now. Oh well. It is a shame I didn't use the opportunity to show off some of my awesome socks.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
Some misspellings might have been more intentional than others
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
It's from Australia, and while my wife has friends living there, this package was addressed to me.
Inside was a viciously soft creature that I have no idea how it passed customs.
and another tiny one to go with it.
No notes or names... so... If this was Satan's doing: thank you! My boy seems to enjoy them.
Oooh excellent!
I was going to try and do an annonymous riddle thing, but i'm not very good at them, and i couldn't do any of the amazon gifting options, or even attach a note.
But Happy Satansmas!
There's more on the way, but i felt like i had to send something early, and something nice for your kid. So the flat teddy is an australian thing. I got given one as a baby, and they are just perfect for little kids to cuddle and lie on, and they are individually handmade out of sheepskin, and are really tough and will just last for a really long time, while your boy grows up. They are even sort of self cleaning (i'm not sure how it works, but it just does, something to do with lanolin).
Had to get a koala as, while they are not bears, they are one of my favourite animals.
I'm real happy to hear your son likes it, and I hope he'll like it for a long time to come.
This is the best stuff, sharing part of your life and bringing joy to an Internet Stranger. Thank you.
Yay! I’m glad you liked everything and appreciated the message!
The first message (for the journal) was admittedly a more obscure reference to “TF2 Meet the Pyro”
I just had to go back and check, and damned if I didn't miss that the first time, but now I get it and I love it. Its been so long since I played TF2. I miss W+M1 sometimes.
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HyperBalladA ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotionsSydney. Lost in time and space.Registered Userregular
DING DONG!
The doorbell rings just as I'm in the middle of making a cuppa tea. Who'd be dingdong-ing at 4:30 in the afternoon I wonder?
A package? From Amaz-oooh!
Greetings to thee Satan! You've arrived earlier than I thought. Considering it's been bloody hot today, I should have taken it as a sign of your imminent arrival.
Now, just checking it is actually forum related... lookie there. Hyperballad. That's me.
What's inside? What has the almighty menace from the underworld gifted unto me?
Oh. My. God. Star Wars Gunpla. Of my favourite little droidy friends. You are too kind to me. Holy crap.
But WHO, may I ask, delivered such bounty? No trace of a name could be found, save for an email address, that I shall not disclose here. I may have to ask ImpHava. You have left me puzzled Satan. Well done.
But WHO, may I ask, delivered such bounty? No trace of a name could be found, save for an email address, that I shall not disclose here. I may have to ask ImpHava. You have left me puzzled Satan. Well done.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
I got an awwwwwesome thing but I can't get it to work but when it does I will link it.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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GrobianWhat's on sale?Pliers!Registered Userregular
Just a heads up to my Satan: It's possible that I have gotten a package two days ago. It got lost in our apartment, because my wife thought it was something I expected and told her not to open, while I had actually intercepted the other package so I didn't even see the mystery package and she didn't tell me it arrived. Gonna open it this evening and then post about it tomorrow, probably.
My Dark Lord,
I beg for your understanding as the events of the last few days have oft kept me away from the computer which was needed to properly provide the worship you so richly and rightfully deserve. I understand that such ministrations on my part mean nothing as weighed against your awesome responsibility of mayhem, destruction, defiling, and gift delivery - for that I am prepared to chastise myself accordingly. Maybe by eating an unripe persimmon or something like that. Nothing too grand, but more of a symbolic "my bad" gesture.
Where was I? Oh right! Lucifer once again you have left me utterly awestruck with your generosity. The other day upon my door I found a package that I hadn't summoned myself. What could it be? At the time only you knew, but now let us reveal it to the internet.
I am without words yet again. The AC series is one of my favorites and I've been hearing such excellent things about Origins that I'm eager to spend time back in that mythos. As for the mortar and pestle, they are kitchen items that I have long desired, but never made the effort to purchase for myself. Thank you so much for the ability to grind herbs, spices, and other things into the dust and ash that is so often left in the wake of your passing.
Speaking of dust and ash - Sadly the other item that was in the box is exactly that. A cocktail mixing glass has been reduced to shards and dust during shipping. I'll look into contacting amazon about a make-good, but figured you might desire to bend your powers in their direction.
Again, and as ever, I am grateful and humbled by you.
With proper wailing, moaning, and worship as your servant,
Ziplock
Oh thank goodness, I was paranoid that it got shipped to the wrong address!
Dang, that sucks about the glass. I’ll sort out the replacement and get back to you.
You beautiful bearded bastard!
Thank you so much, man. Truly appreciate all of it.
But WHO, may I ask, delivered such bounty? No trace of a name could be found, save for an email address, that I shall not disclose here. I may have to ask ImpHava. You have left me puzzled Satan. Well done.
'twas me. Due to the way I had to ship things, I could not attach any notes. I'm glad it got to you so quickly.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
Alright, people, I need a favor. I think most of you know me, some may not, either way.. I have a 10 year old nephew who is going through some unexpected legal trouble because of his battle with mental illness. His Christmas is probably pretty shot. So I was wondering if any of you would be willing to send the little dude a Christmas card or something, mainly to keep his spirits up. He doesn't have many friends because he's pulled out of school so often and we're trying to make sure he stays positive, but I'm thinking maybe a card or two could help. Maybe? I don't know. If you're willing to send him something, send me a message, I'll give you my address. If not, thanks anyway.
Now, to my Satan, I'm going out of town sooner than I thought. I'll be leaving early Dec. 14th. I do not know when I'll be back. Any packages will be safe and sound at the address you were given, but if they are edible, you gotta give me a heads up so I can either get them put in the freezer, give you a different address, or let my family ravage them. I will post a hearty thank you message (with pictures) when I open said packages upon my return, I promise. Unless my family ravages something, then probably no pictures of that particular thing.
GrobianWhat's on sale?Pliers!Registered Userregular
My mystery package really was from Satan himself. It was accompanied by this note/poem (and a real name):
To begin my wicked onslaught,
By your request, a set of dice.
Roll high, roll low, it matters not,
To dark dungeons, they shall entice.
Inside was an awesome die set
They feel really good in the hand and have quite some weight to them.
My son rolled each one and proudly announced all the numbers. Then I rolled all at once and got a 37. I hope that picks up a bit in the future
Anyway, thanks mystery Satan! They come at the right time, because just today we finalized the date for our first session with the new group of players.
Earlier today, a Rogue Hombi GT was seen with 2 Police Tactical Response Vehicles hot on their tail!
Suspects include the infamous shadowrunners, Luludja Essence & Theodore Bolt!
the police have reported their destination to likely be Maroubra, New South Wales!
But who can truly track the sinless?
Where will they find haven, and when will they arrive?
As of now, it is a mystery, but rest assured citizen, we at SE++ News, have reporters on the case!
We will continue to report on all developments of the Maroubra incident!
Was watching the game awards show when suddenly a gift coalesced from the darkness outside the light of the monitor's screen, bearing the sigil of my Satan!
A sigil I do believe belongs to @fightinfilipino! Thank you very much, I've been keeping an eye on this game since some friends informed me about it with the descriptors of "Monster Hunter crossed with Food Wars" and I'm excited to dive in and experience it myself.
Was watching the game awards show when suddenly a gift coalesced from the darkness outside the light of the monitor's screen, bearing the sigil of my Satan!
A sigil I do believe belongs to @fightinfilipino! Thank you very much, I've been keeping an eye on this game since some friends informed me about it with the descriptors of "Monster Hunter crossed with Food Wars" and I'm excited to dive in and experience it myself.
glad you got it! according to Valve support, they've deactivated sending gifts via email now? btw, there should be a few things coming still...
and i guess i'll take this moment to plug my still-anonymous Satan for getting me something that i didn't ask for
cause the joke is that Adam Jensen never asked for his augs or whatevergive me a break this is a cool gift
thanks Unnamed Satan! hope you reveal yourself somehow!
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
So I went out late to see what the snow totalled out to be in Austin (not as much as I was hoping, decent layer of ice forming though) and checked my mail and lo and behold a surprise from Satan! One from far away even!
Quick! Nobody read the customs form just click through and maintain the surprise!
Gundam Markers! Now I can do my coloring books in style! But seriously they're for panel lining Gundam models and from lurking the gunpla thread I can tell they definitely make a difference. For an update on the last gift, well you can see the Zaku came together well. the side cutters are in immense improvement, the cutting blade is pretty good but a bit of an adjustment. Sanding I definitely need some more practice with but on my best results it can make sprue marks damn near disappear.
So I went out late to see what the snow totalled out to be in Austin (not as much as I was hoping, decent layer of ice forming though) and checked my mail and lo and behold a surprise from Satan! One from far away even!
Quick! Nobody read the customs form just click through and maintain the surprise!
Gundam Markers! Now I can do my coloring books in style! But seriously they're for panel lining Gundam models and from lurking the gunpla thread I can tell they definitely make a difference. For an update on the last gift, well you can see the Zaku came together well. the side cutters are in immense improvement, the cutting blade is pretty good but a bit of an adjustment. Sanding I definitely need some more practice with but on my best results it can make sprue marks damn near disappear.
Earlier today, a Rogue Hombi GT was seen with 2 Police Tactical Response Vehicles hot on their tail!
Suspects include the infamous shadowrunners, Luludja Essence & Theodore Bolt!
the police have reported their destination to likely be Maroubra, New South Wales!
But who can truly track the sinless?
Where will they find haven, and when will they arrive?
As of now, it is a mystery, but rest assured citizen, we at SE++ News, have reporters on the case!
We will continue to report on all developments of the Maroubra incident!
So I went out late to see what the snow totalled out to be in Austin (not as much as I was hoping, decent layer of ice forming though) and checked my mail and lo and behold a surprise from Satan! One from far away even!
Quick! Nobody read the customs form just click through and maintain the surprise!
Gundam Markers! Now I can do my coloring books in style! But seriously they're for panel lining Gundam models and from lurking the gunpla thread I can tell they definitely make a difference. For an update on the last gift, well you can see the Zaku came together well. the side cutters are in immense improvement, the cutting blade is pretty good but a bit of an adjustment. Sanding I definitely need some more practice with but on my best results it can make sprue marks damn near disappear.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited December 2017
Okay, correct link and two sick kids later, I have a thin sliver of time in which to post what I got! I still have no idea who it's from!
Apparently this seller has a Gunter one too... Have to see if I can try to get that and complete the collection. I hope she plans more patterns, these look fantastic and easy to do.
Thank you satan.
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OkamiOn the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered Userregular
I haven't sent anything out yet since I have to wait for my second half of the month check, but I'm making devious plans!
Also, not chains related but posting a link to plut's post because I missed it at first and the chains post tends to catch eyeballs: Help out plut's 10-year-old nephew
Also @. (if that even works I'll be astounded) you should crosspost that to the Saints thread.
Much gifting....so wow....
Two lucky satanee’s gifts are on their way! I wonder what the boxes could contain? What wonders await their recipients? This has been so much fun and I am so glad @Blackhawk1313 got me involved this year!
Hail Satan!
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Inside the first
And inside the second
With
I have no words. Zero. None. Thank you @Blackhawk1313, so very much.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
@DashD oh good I was worried since they were small they might have gotten misplaced. Glad to see that isn’t the case and glad you liked. Now stay tuned there is still a little more to come.
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More?!?? Okay.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
I tried not to let this bother me, but it did. Here's them alphabetised instead of chronological
Also you spelled Raijin's name wrong.
it's his own fault for having so many letters with dots in a row
I really wanted to respond with something super witty. But it's just not happening right now. Oh well. It is a shame I didn't use the opportunity to show off some of my awesome socks.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
I had a feeling you were really Quentin Tarantino.
This is the best stuff, sharing part of your life and bringing joy to an Internet Stranger. Thank you.
And yes, the child approves.
your son is absolutely adorable
Steam // Secret Satan
Let's investigate.
Aforementioned box, post opening process. A bag!
This box attempted to take credit for your gifting, but I assure you that I, a cunning man, know better.
The note attached to the bag. I love the Portal games! They were a lot of fun. Great reference. No idea what this is, but it is very light.
Oho, you clever Satan. Space! As in memory. I can put this in my game console or smartphone of choice and have SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!
But what about that earlier post, the Nintendo code. What game is it?
Motha fuckin Rocket League! I love this game, and have played it quite a bit on PC, but I am so damn happy to have it in portable form! Awesome!
Thank you, Noggin, for once again rocking my face with Satan's spirit!
The first message (for the journal) was admittedly a more obscure reference to “TF2 Meet the Pyro”
I just had to go back and check, and damned if I didn't miss that the first time, but now I get it and I love it. Its been so long since I played TF2. I miss W+M1 sometimes.
The doorbell rings just as I'm in the middle of making a cuppa tea. Who'd be dingdong-ing at 4:30 in the afternoon I wonder?
A package? From Amaz-oooh!
Greetings to thee Satan! You've arrived earlier than I thought. Considering it's been bloody hot today, I should have taken it as a sign of your imminent arrival.
Now, just checking it is actually forum related... lookie there. Hyperballad. That's me.
What's inside? What has the almighty menace from the underworld gifted unto me?
But WHO, may I ask, delivered such bounty? No trace of a name could be found, save for an email address, that I shall not disclose here. I may have to ask ImpHava. You have left me puzzled Satan. Well done.
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Scandal!
Such salacious statements shall suffer!
Suggestions of suspicious seductions serves none!
Secrecy of Satan and Satanee is sacred!
Silence! Or I shall forget to use alliteration!
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so uhhh hopefully I find it and/or it arrives on time!
You beautiful bearded bastard!
Thank you so much, man. Truly appreciate all of it.
'twas me. Due to the way I had to ship things, I could not attach any notes. I'm glad it got to you so quickly.
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
Now, to my Satan, I'm going out of town sooner than I thought. I'll be leaving early Dec. 14th. I do not know when I'll be back. Any packages will be safe and sound at the address you were given, but if they are edible, you gotta give me a heads up so I can either get them put in the freezer, give you a different address, or let my family ravage them. I will post a hearty thank you message (with pictures) when I open said packages upon my return, I promise. Unless my family ravages something, then probably no pictures of that particular thing.
Inside was an awesome die set
My son rolled each one and proudly announced all the numbers. Then I rolled all at once and got a 37. I hope that picks up a bit in the future
Anyway, thanks mystery Satan! They come at the right time, because just today we finalized the date for our first session with the new group of players.
Steam // Secret Satan
A sigil I do believe belongs to @fightinfilipino! Thank you very much, I've been keeping an eye on this game since some friends informed me about it with the descriptors of "Monster Hunter crossed with Food Wars" and I'm excited to dive in and experience it myself.
glad you got it! according to Valve support, they've deactivated sending gifts via email now? btw, there should be a few things coming still...
and i guess i'll take this moment to plug my still-anonymous Satan for getting me something that i didn't ask for
cause the joke is that Adam Jensen never asked for his augs or whatevergive me a break this is a cool gift
thanks Unnamed Satan! hope you reveal yourself somehow!
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Quick! Nobody read the customs form just click through and maintain the surprise!
Gundam Markers! Now I can do my coloring books in style! But seriously they're for panel lining Gundam models and from lurking the gunpla thread I can tell they definitely make a difference. For an update on the last gift, well you can see the Zaku came together well. the side cutters are in immense improvement, the cutting blade is pretty good but a bit of an adjustment. Sanding I definitely need some more practice with but on my best results it can make sprue marks damn near disappear.
Thanks once again @Tonkka
Steam
IT'S A GUNDAM...MARKER
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Steam // Secret Satan
Oh sweet! There should be. . . one more?
Yes, at least the one more, and it is on its' way right now.
Apparently this seller has a Gunter one too... Have to see if I can try to get that and complete the collection.
Thank you satan.
Also, not chains related but posting a link to plut's post because I missed it at first and the chains post tends to catch eyeballs: Help out plut's 10-year-old nephew
Also @. (if that even works I'll be astounded) you should crosspost that to the Saints thread.
Steam // Secret Satan
Much gifting....so wow....
Two lucky satanee’s gifts are on their way! I wonder what the boxes could contain? What wonders await their recipients? This has been so much fun and I am so glad @Blackhawk1313 got me involved this year!
Hail Satan!