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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I mostly want to know what the deal is with the floating hat.


    Guy on the right is skimming it like a frisbee, trying to land it on the executionee's head

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it possible to get far enough away from any massive body where there are zero gravitational forces, as opposed to them just being negligible? like, something a thousandth of a gram wouldn't be attracted in any particular direction

    yes, but in a way that kind of means no

    kind of no because no, they just get weaker and weaker and weaker and never actually hit zero.

    yes, because if you're far enough from everything else, the space between you and everything else is expanding faster than the speed of light, so nothing interacts with you ever

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I mostly want to know what the deal is with the floating hat.


    Guy on the right is skimming it like a frisbee, trying to land it on the executionee's head

    this is the best answer, yes

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    football

    bloody hell

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I mostly want to know what the deal is with the floating hat.


    Guy on the right is skimming it like a frisbee, trying to land it on the executionee's head
    An invisible child is riding him like a pony. All he is wearing is the hat.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    If there was nothing else with mass your future light cone you would feel... lonely.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    The hat is an obvious mystical allegory, like the floating egg in this painting

    fuckin anabaptist plebs, fuckin quaker oats-ass hicks, fuckin

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote:
    I am at work for the last four hours of my shift. My ASM told me I could do this since I am pooping from every hole and they didn’t let me skip out last night because of it. I pointed out hey, if I come in half a day I won’t be eligible to use my sick pay :( and I was told yeah, just do us this favor since we’re slammed tonight and then you can stay home tomorrow and I’ll make sure you get sick pay

    ‘Just call me first thing in the morning to make sure it’s still ok’

    So I’m on Imodium and tiny little slivers of bread and Powerade zero

    If I get fucked when I call in tomorrow I am gonna be sad

    well, i texted and she responded 'yeah no problem! i got so and so to cover your shift, you just need to work their thursday. feel better!'

    except i have school tuesdays thursdays -___________________________________________________-

    so now i am trying to get this fixed

    so my classes on thursday start about an hour and a half before i'm scheduled to get off thursday. i am still getting my sick pay for today and i am allowed to leave early on thursday to make it to class. so this works out. long ass sucky day on thursday, but i get a ~46.5 hour paycheck and don't have to miss class

    i'll allow it

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    David Cage games are great

    Not good, necessarily

    But great

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the actual universe is not empty though and two things one septillionth of a gram each will gravitically attract each other

    and maybe do exciting things down the line like become stars

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the actual universe is not empty though and two things one septillionth of a gram each will gravitically attract each other

    and maybe do exciting things down the line like become stars

    I was unreasonably (or maybe reasonably?) bothered by how No Man's Sky had about 2% of the volume of the universe occupied by asteroids.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    if only we had better eyes we could see andromeda this size

    moon_andromeda.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

    Oh no! It is coming right for us!

    Yep, it is.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda–Milky_Way_collision

    i've seen bigger

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    David Cage games are great

    Not good, necessarily

    But great

    No they aren't.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the actual universe is not empty though and two things one septillionth of a gram each will gravitically attract each other

    and maybe do exciting things down the line like become stars

    I was unreasonably (or maybe reasonably?) bothered by how No Man's Sky had about 2% of the volume of the universe occupied by asteroids.

    it was annoying because they were completely invisible until they popped in

    it should not be allowed to make asteroid fields worse than freelancer when you have modern tech.

    (also, looking at you, elite. Yeah, you. Fuck you for having two types of planetary rings in the entire fucking galaxy.)

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I love the fat triangularity of kitten tails

    where are the math equations for the gravity of that shit you sons of bitches

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    if only we had better eyes we could see andromeda this size

    moon_andromeda.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

    Oh no! It is coming right for us!

    Yep, it is.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda–Milky_Way_collision

    i've seen bigger

    pics or it didn't happen

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    I love the fat triangularity of kitten tails

    where are the math equations for the gravity of that shit you sons of bitches

    STEM sucking the life out of everything

    ok and thank god i managed to get the day off because it's time for the next bout of diarrhea

    bbs i need to set up my station with gatorade and ipad

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    maybe I will get this monster hunter game if other nerds want to hunt monsters?

    are any switch games coming out soon

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I love the fat triangularity of kitten tails

    where are the math equations for the gravity of that shit you sons of bitches

    a370369a00db72ae66e6d19d52c6f27748a072e6

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also I have tomorrow off with no kids and sarah has to work

    maybe I will go see a movie? I'd kinda like to see the post, or maybe the phantom thread

    hmm

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    skipyp I have to code a dumb ant

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    also I have tomorrow off

    I was primed to believe you were going to say something related to diarrhea

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So this g2a website thing, how legit is it?

    'cause there prices are crazy low for some games.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    skipyp I have to code a dumb ant

    you have to code an ant?

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    football

    bloody hell

    Liverpool very nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    skipyp I have to code a dumb ant

    you have to code an ant?

    langton's ant

    on destruction the ant object will output "dead ant. deadant. deadant deadant deadant".

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    So this g2a website thing, how legit is it?

    'cause there prices are crazy low for some games.

    mostly legit

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it possible to get far enough away from any massive body where there are zero gravitational forces, as opposed to them just being negligible? like, something a thousandth of a gram wouldn't be attracted in any particular direction

    There might be a place where it just cancels out from another body but it comes down to measurement accuracy so negligible is the same as zero

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    skipyp I have to code a dumb ant

    you have to code an ant?

    langton's ant

    on destruction the ant object will output "dead ant. deadant. deadant deadant deadant".

    looks interesting

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    football

    bloody hell

    Liverpool very nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

    liverpool speciality

    i very nearly lumped on the draw at 4-2 when it was 50/1, glad i didn't now

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I wish there were more kitties here for me to pet :(

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I can't watch the "C" Team. I have stuff to do.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Unless forces end up with a minimum resolution I suppose. Which I suppose they do because energy and distance are both quantised. Then you would get zero.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    football

    bloody hell

    Liverpool very nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

    liverpool speciality

    i very nearly lumped on the draw at 4-2 when it was 50/1, glad i didn't now

    Honestly, I would have probably taken that.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    So

    Etrian Odyssey V is really fun

    I’ve never played anything in this series before, but I needed some games for my trip, and I’m really glad I picked this one.

    Give it to me thanks

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Hey chat. We are in Arizona for wife's family get together. It is very pleasant here for January and we got bored and made out with Dolphins at an aquarium.

    Also the neighborhoods are super dull. They can only use beige, tan, sand, and brown for color schemes.

    navgoose on
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Hey chat. We are in Arizona for wife's family get together. It is very pleasant here for January and we got bored and made out with Dolphins at an aquarium.

    Also the neighborhoods are super dull. They can only use beige, tan, sand, and brown for color schemes.

    Coffee Kolsh. Do it. Do it.

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