last summer I was having 'breakfast' which was really crushed ice, raw cocoa, a spoonful of honey and a quarter cup of skim milk all blended together. It had the nutritional value of a piece of straw but I could at least get a few calories down before leaving for work.
Then my blender broke so now what the fuck do I do.
You can buy Mars bars by the box on Amazon.
shut it with your Mars propaganda, chris
But they're only 260 calories each!
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I hate breakfast so powerfully that I really need something I at least moderately enjoy or all I do is chug black coffee and stomp my feet and make angry bear sounds until around 11 a.m.
I feel like Nic is with me here.
Also Cheerios hurt my mouth. Who the fuck invents a genuinely painful cereal, I ask you.
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last summer I was having 'breakfast' which was really crushed ice, raw cocoa, a spoonful of honey and a quarter cup of skim milk all blended together. It had the nutritional value of a piece of straw but I could at least get a few calories down before leaving for work.
Then my blender broke so now what the fuck do I do.
last summer I was having 'breakfast' which was really crushed ice, raw cocoa, a spoonful of honey and a quarter cup of skim milk all blended together. It had the nutritional value of a piece of straw but I could at least get a few calories down before leaving for work.
Then my blender broke so now what the fuck do I do.
I hate breakfast so powerfully that I really need something I at least moderately enjoy or all I do is chug black coffee and stomp my feet and make angry bear sounds until around 11 a.m.
I feel like Nic is with me here.
Also Cheerios hurt my mouth. Who the fuck invents a genuinely painful cereal, I ask you.
Captian Crunch has made that its selling point
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actually while I'm here, you know what really grinds my guts? Muesli which has pictures of pawpaw and apple and fancy fruits on the front but when you pour it out it's like 90% oats with three raisins.
I am coming around to thinking a properly baked potato (jacket potato for some) is the best form of potato. Lightly oiled and salted before being thrown into the oven until it's nice and soft, then lightly mashed in the skin with some butter and topped with a nice dollop of sour cream, a sprinkle of a good sharp cheddar, and some chives. A great contrast between the creamy, rich center and the crisp, salty skin. I personally like to drizzle a little bit of A1 sauce on there too.
I made a key lime cheesecake. I know exactly how much sugar and fat is in a cheesecake now, yikes.
Extreme graham cracker crust close up (I made my own graham crackers)
With strawberries nom
Best cheesecake I have ever made was a beer cheesecake. I used a bottle of Terrapin's Guano Loco. It was the most savory, thick, and heavy cheesecake I have ever had.
also i bought some frozen xioa long bao and i pan fried them for dinner and they were excellent
You sure it wasn't sheng jian bao? I would have thought frying xiao long bao would be hazardous to the soup inside, though admittedly I've never tried it.
also i bought some frozen xioa long bao and i pan fried them for dinner and they were excellent
You sure it wasn't sheng jian bao? I would have thought frying xiao long bao would be hazardous to the soup inside, though admittedly I've never tried it.
if you did it from frozen , and had enough oil, I can see it kind of working, but it's a dicey proposition. I've also never heard of xiao long bao that weren't steamed, probably for exactly that reason.
I hate breakfast so powerfully that I really need something I at least moderately enjoy or all I do is chug black coffee and stomp my feet and make angry bear sounds until around 11 a.m.
last summer I was having 'breakfast' which was really crushed ice, raw cocoa, a spoonful of honey and a quarter cup of skim milk all blended together. It had the nutritional value of a piece of straw but I could at least get a few calories down before leaving for work.
Then my blender broke so now what the fuck do I do.
Skip breakfast like an adult.
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We have an annual health fair thing at work. They take your blood pressure, prick your finger for you blood sugar, cholesterol etc. Before they do that they ask if you've eaten beforehand. My appt was at 0800.
Nurse - "Have you eaten breakfast?"
Me - "Kinda. Two cups of coffee and 4 ibuprofen...Why are you looking at me like that? "
I know I've shared the story before of how my coworker had a birthday party at Hooters, and due to babysitter failures I had to bring my 2-year-old son along. He got soooo much attention from the waitstaff it was hilarious. Need more milk? Coming right up! Oh, he loves fresh fruit? Here's a bowlful! And of course DS got to dance with all of them. Come to think of it, I'm not sure they charged us for anything he ate.
So now I have an awesome story to share on his graduation day, of the time when he got more action when he was 2, than he'll get the rest of his life. :biggrin:
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You non breakfast eaters confuse me. All the best foods are breakfast foods! Waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, pancakes, bagels, cereal, it's the best.
Lunch is for suckers though, lunch is just a shitty version of dinner. The only good lunch food in existence is a deli sandwich.
You non breakfast eaters confuse me. All the best foods are breakfast foods! Waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, pancakes, bagels, cereal, it's the best.
Lunch is for suckers though, lunch is just a shitty version of dinner. The only good lunch food in existence is a deli sandwich.
I agree with you.
My stomach is much too sensitive in the morning to actually eat.
I need a good like 45+ minutes before it settles enough to get things down outside of a slice of toast or something. Even that is meh, I don't really fell great after. So you would think "oh bowen you should just get up an hour early so you have plenty of time to eat breakfast" to which I respond "nou" and hit snooze on my phone again.
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Agree...Although it would depend on the type of pickles. The cheapest offbrand Hamburger pickles, I can eat a whole jar. but fancy pickles...not too interested. its weird.
You non breakfast eaters confuse me. All the best foods are breakfast foods! Waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, pancakes, bagels, cereal, it's the best.
Lunch is for suckers though, lunch is just a shitty version of dinner. The only good lunch food in existence is a deli sandwich.
Here's the thing though: All of the foods you listed are delicious at any time of the day. Bacon and eggs for lunch, pancakes for dinner, why not? And likewise, many lunch and dinner foods make great breakfasts. Pho is a breakfast food in Vietnam, we're just dumb for eating it for lunch. Free your mind of these artificial time constraints.
You non breakfast eaters confuse me. All the best foods are breakfast foods! Waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, pancakes, bagels, cereal, it's the best.
Lunch is for suckers though, lunch is just a shitty version of dinner. The only good lunch food in existence is a deli sandwich.
Here's the thing though: All of the foods you listed are delicious at any time of the day. Bacon and eggs for lunch, pancakes for dinner, why not? And likewise, many lunch and dinner foods make great breakfasts. Pho is a breakfast food in Vietnam, we're just dumb for eating it for lunch. Free your mind of these artificial time constraints.
Cooking for myself yeah but if I want to grab a bagel with egg and cheese I gotta get that shit before 10:30! It's a travesty.
The best breakfast is whatever the fuck you want to eat in the morning. Putting time constraints on when certain foods are okay to eat is so pointless.
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The best breakfast is whatever the fuck you want to eat in the morning. Putting time constraints on when certain foods are okay to eat is so pointless.
This is like free verse poetry but for food and its just as dumb
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But they're only 260 calories each!
I feel like Nic is with me here.
Also Cheerios hurt my mouth. Who the fuck invents a genuinely painful cereal, I ask you.
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I mean it will probz give you diabetes though.
260 calories of what though
last time I had a mars bar it hurt my teeth
It's called different things so I really have no idea what it's really called
Still can't figure out how that shit works and I've had one available to me to test with.
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Captian Crunch has made that its selling point
Opening the spam can is akin to peeling an orange or skinning an apple in one go.
If you don't get it in one try you feel like you dissapointed the universe.
http://www.perfectstrangers.tv/episodeguide32.htm ?
Twice baked potatoes say you are wrong.
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Best cheesecake I have ever made was a beer cheesecake. I used a bottle of Terrapin's Guano Loco. It was the most savory, thick, and heavy cheesecake I have ever had.
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Hooters....is not good food.
If your going to a place like hooters, Tilted Kilt at least has decent food and fairly reasonable prices.
But the food looked like it pre-prepared, frozen and then just cooked on site.
Which is totally fine, loads of fast food places do this.
Hooters was just really expensive for what it was
You sure it wasn't sheng jian bao? I would have thought frying xiao long bao would be hazardous to the soup inside, though admittedly I've never tried it.
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if you did it from frozen , and had enough oil, I can see it kind of working, but it's a dicey proposition. I've also never heard of xiao long bao that weren't steamed, probably for exactly that reason.
I am not seeing the problem here.
Skip breakfast like an adult.
Instead
Nurse - "Have you eaten breakfast?"
Me - "Kinda. Two cups of coffee and 4 ibuprofen...Why are you looking at me like that? "
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I know I've shared the story before of how my coworker had a birthday party at Hooters, and due to babysitter failures I had to bring my 2-year-old son along. He got soooo much attention from the waitstaff it was hilarious. Need more milk? Coming right up! Oh, he loves fresh fruit? Here's a bowlful! And of course DS got to dance with all of them. Come to think of it, I'm not sure they charged us for anything he ate.
So now I have an awesome story to share on his graduation day, of the time when he got more action when he was 2, than he'll get the rest of his life. :biggrin:
Lunch is for suckers though, lunch is just a shitty version of dinner. The only good lunch food in existence is a deli sandwich.
I agree with you.
My stomach is much too sensitive in the morning to actually eat.
I need a good like 45+ minutes before it settles enough to get things down outside of a slice of toast or something. Even that is meh, I don't really fell great after. So you would think "oh bowen you should just get up an hour early so you have plenty of time to eat breakfast" to which I respond "nou" and hit snooze on my phone again.
Agree...Although it would depend on the type of pickles. The cheapest offbrand Hamburger pickles, I can eat a whole jar. but fancy pickles...not too interested. its weird.
Here's the thing though: All of the foods you listed are delicious at any time of the day. Bacon and eggs for lunch, pancakes for dinner, why not? And likewise, many lunch and dinner foods make great breakfasts. Pho is a breakfast food in Vietnam, we're just dumb for eating it for lunch. Free your mind of these artificial time constraints.
for reals
I have occasionally eaten breakfast food for dinner and it is great
Cooking for myself yeah but if I want to grab a bagel with egg and cheese I gotta get that shit before 10:30! It's a travesty.
But now I need to eat something within an hour of getting up or I get really hangry
My morning routine has me showered, dressed, eaten and out the door in 30 minutes.
Things need rules damn you