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How to pick up a [chat] like a pro

P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGfx7eB3gA
👏 SQUISH 👏 THAT 👏 CAT 👏

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    very useful and important information in this OP, mister jrodan

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    very useful and important information in this OP, mister jrodan
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUdDaXMmeks
    the little smile when he reveals Claudia is his cat... Dr. Uri, are you trying to seduce me. . .

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    What;s the fringe festival, "Evil Multifarious" ??

    festival dedicated to 70s leather vests and jackets

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    cats are good dogs

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    What;s the fringe festival, "Evil Multifarious" ??

    festival dedicated to 70s leather vests and jackets

    isn't that the Fonz festival?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    👏 SQUISH 👏 THAT 👏 DOG 👏

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    cats are good dogs
    don't worry, he's got you covered too
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNybWtfOjU
    remember to subscribe to the Helpful Vancouver Vet and ring that bell so you get notified when

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Fringe is in Edinburgh yeah?

    I think I missed it by a week or two when I was there last

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    cats are good dogs

    @visiblehowl

    See!!!!

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    There are Fringes in many cities

    It's an indie theatre festival where literally anyone can put on a show and get a venue, just with a lottery system

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Lesson learned so hard - gonna measure before I go to Ikea from now on.

    I'm not in trouble or anything, it's just these billy bookcases are bigger overall than the cheap ones I've been getting at Wal-Mart/Target. Well.. I say cheap, but I think they were about the same cost.

    Also, apparently call everyone I know, because everyone will ask for stuff to get picked up. I mentioned I went to Ikea to a friend, and he's like "Aww, I would've had you pick up a Kallax!"

    ... You mean those giant-ass things I have 2 of in my apartment and I fear ever moving?

    Eeek, it was tough enough picking up MY order!

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    What;s the fringe festival, "Evil Multifarious" ??

    festival dedicated to 70s leather vests and jackets

    isn't that the Fonz festival?

    less this...
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    More this
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    What;s the fringe festival, "Evil Multifarious" ??

    festival dedicated to 70s leather vests and jackets

    isn't that the Fonz festival?

    less this...
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    More this
    Wi2D4Nol.png

    I get those two mixed up all the time.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    What;s the fringe festival, "Evil Multifarious" ??

    festival dedicated to 70s leather vests and jackets

    isn't that the Fonz festival?

    less this...
    G0UBNBvl.png



    More this
    Wi2D4Nol.png

    then you combine the two and learn karate and you’re a cool guy in the 80s

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    @wandering

    you say i am a wolf when i am very clearly a kobold :razz:

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I'm gonna play that Octopath Traveler Prologue Demo on stream because man that game is cool looking.
    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming
    beacons

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    are kobolds yappy dog creatures or yappy dragon creatures

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    are kobolds yappy dog creatures or yappy dragon creatures

    yes

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    jesus christ the new HotS character is a super tank

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    No store near here has chickpea flour. WTF

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Assassin’s Creed Odyssey gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, asexual relationships are possible

    ok Ubisoft you have my attention

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    081.png

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ok work is done. Now the move begins 3_3

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Assassin’s Creed Odyssey gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, asexual relationships are possible

    ok Ubisoft you have my attention

    But can it be poly?

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok work is done. Now the move begins 3_3

    Choose one:

    1. Drive uhaul truck 15 over speed limit and give no fucks about bottoming out or scraping sides
    2. Drive 15 under as if you are 90 years old with cargo of antique glass windows

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ok work is done. Now the move begins 3_3

    Choose one:

    1. Drive uhaul truck 15 over speed limit and give no fucks about bottoming out or scraping sides
    2. Drive 15 under as if you are 90 years old with cargo of antique glass windows

    Either way the brakes don't work.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33300-Highway-157-Menlo-GA-30731/105185998_zpid/?fullpage=true

    Unfinished fake castle...only $999,999. A steal considering it was listed in 2011 for $5.9 million.

    Bwahahahahahahaha!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Assassin’s Creed Odyssey gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, asexual relationships are possible

    ok Ubisoft you have my attention

    But can it be poly?

    You know it!
    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/39660945#Comment_39660945

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    cats are good dogs
    don't worry, he's got you covered too
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNybWtfOjU
    remember to subscribe to the Helpful Vancouver Vet and ring that bell so you get notified when

    What a nice looking cat.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    So the secret is to just cram the pill down the dog's throat.

    Got it.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Assassin’s Creed Odyssey gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, asexual relationships are possible

    ok Ubisoft you have my attention

    But can it be poly?

    You know it!
    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/39660945#Comment_39660945

    thats not poly thats a threesome

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33300-Highway-157-Menlo-GA-30731/105185998_zpid/?fullpage=true

    Unfinished fake castle...only $999,999. A steal considering it was listed in 2011 for $5.9 million.

    Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Huh. I thought Richard Garriott lived in Texas.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    A saw a French bulldog today but its nipples were very, very large and dangly which was very upsetting : (

    I considered telling its owner but I didn’t

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33300-Highway-157-Menlo-GA-30731/105185998_zpid/?fullpage=true

    Unfinished fake castle...only $999,999. A steal considering it was listed in 2011 for $5.9 million.

    Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Aluminum? siding, not even real stone? Bah

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I like how Kassandra’s armor doesn’t have boobs

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    A saw a French bulldog today but its nipples were very, very large and dangly which was very upsetting : (

    I considered telling its owner but I didn’t

    Dumpling has actual breast tissue and Querry and I keep thinking it's cancer, even though the vet's like

    wtf you guys they're just boobs

    (she was clearly pregnant at some point. I didn't realize cats developed actual breast tissue like people. It's weird, do not trust.)

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Brilliant soccer celebration

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/e8xwCDz

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My last dog, tumbles, had dangly af nips

    When it snowed more than a dusting I had to carry her so the tittles wouldn’t drag in the snow

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    Atomika wrote: »
    I like how Kassandra’s armor doesn’t have boobs

    I am disturbed by the dip in sexiness in gaming in general in 2018. Steam banned all its porno games. Tecmo claims Dead or Alive 6 will have no jiggling or revealing costumes. Kassandra doesn't have a boob plate. Solid Snake's ass fell off.

    The only bright spot is Lara Croft may have grown a cup size since her last game but it's difficult to tell since her adventuring clothes aren't tight and revealing compared to Tomb Raider 2013.

    emnmnme on
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