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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There were at least eight vans from seven companies parked between our truck and the entrance

    Thus, we gave up, and I got off early

    Bought pens and pencils and then, mostly to kill time but, I must admit, partly because I might just run into that bartender from this weekend there, walked to bergen storsenter for a coffee, which ended up costing me 300 a month because UNICEF ambushed me
    Jesus did UNICEF put a gun to your head and water board you? 300 a month seams a bit much.

    300 kroner a month

    Which is 600 USD

    $3450 adjusted for COL
    ...I would have said he’s 10 bucks leave me alone. Or I would have relied on my knowledge that donations to charities are not legally binding contracts and just not paid.

    they don't ask for cash nor do I have any because this isn't the middle ages
    ...well no money for them.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There were at least eight vans from seven companies parked between our truck and the entrance

    Thus, we gave up, and I got off early

    Bought pens and pencils and then, mostly to kill time but, I must admit, partly because I might just run into that bartender from this weekend there, walked to bergen storsenter for a coffee, which ended up costing me 300 a month because UNICEF ambushed me
    Jesus did UNICEF put a gun to your head and water board you? 300 a month seams a bit much.

    300 kroner a month

    Which is 600 USD

    $3450 adjusted for COL
    ...I would have said he’s 10 bucks leave me alone. Or I would have relied on my knowledge that donations to charities are not legally binding contracts and just not paid.

    they don't ask for cash nor do I have any because this isn't the middle ages

    Middle ages is more "what do you mean you won't accept this ham as payment!?"

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    seriously though this has all the hallmarks of a horror movie / SCP exploration log

    First of all, are we sure these are the same kids and not terrifying doppelgangers created from some kind of mimic monster? Have we checked for inconsistent spacetime readings?
    they all thought there was a monster but it turns out the real monster is... themselves

    the real caves are the monsters we made along the way

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    Wait a fucking minute - there are twelve boys found but only eleven are needed for a soccer team

    ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER

    *fires indiscriminately into cave*

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wait a fucking minute - there are twelve boys found but only eleven are needed for a soccer team

    ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER

    The last one is the goalie.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Happiness is within reach!
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Booty booty booty

    Also good morning

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.

    Pennsylvania is finally good for something

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Stop being so wrong

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    You goddamn hippies

    *hoards plastic straws*

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    a
    Six wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Stop being so wrong

    pew pew pew

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Fireworks, guns, and thunder should be illegal everywhere.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I feel bad for the kids but man this is gonna make an excellent coming of age adventure movie some day

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wait a fucking minute - there are twelve boys found but only eleven are needed for a soccer team

    ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER

    *fires indiscriminately into cave*
    what the fuck i thought we killed it

    son of a bitch

    it flopped

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    What if we put fireworks in the straws

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wait wait wait in a seattle without straws how will people drink their starbucks frappuccinos

    t2n4ckc60su3.jpg

    by using these abominations, which will all but guarantee dripping shit all over your clothes as you drive to work.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Fireworks, guns, and thunder should be illegal everywhere.

    Are you my dog?

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Six wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Stop being so wrong

    I usually have to stuff my head into headphones and blast music during the 4th otherwise I have severe anxiety and panic attacks.

    I do not like them.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    You could just use non-plastic straws.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    i mean it's difficult to drink a yogurt parfait

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Couscous wrote: »
    You could just use non-plastic straws.

    I like the ones in the pasta aisle.

    250px-Bucatini.jpg

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    squirtle
    VishNub wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wait a fucking minute - there are twelve boys found but only eleven are needed for a soccer team

    ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER

    The last one is the goalie.

    Eleven includes the goalie. Get in the cave with the rest of the aliens, vishnub.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Stop being so wrong

    I usually have to stuff my head into headphones and blast music during the 4th otherwise I have severe anxiety and panic attacks.

    I do not like them.

    Yeah I get that and I apologize but I like blowing stuff up.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    yes (charmander)
    Bogart wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wait a fucking minute - there are twelve boys found but only eleven are needed for a soccer team

    ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER

    The last one is the goalie.

    Eleven includes the goalie. Get in the cave with the rest of the aliens, vishnub.

    :P

    Did I know that? You decide!

    VishNub on
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I am going to cross state lines and purchase explosives today.
    Fireworks are bad, please don't

    Stop being so wrong

    I usually have to stuff my head into headphones and blast music during the 4th otherwise I have severe anxiety and panic attacks.

    I do not like them.

    Yeah I get that and I apologize but I like blowing stuff up.

    And not liking them I understand this and that people like them and will set them off on the 4th. Got it.

    As long as you're not the asshole who's doing it until 2 a.m. every day from the week prior to the week after the 4th like we have here.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    is there a better argument for ending all war than so we can have fireworks displays without being insensitive?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Listen:

    None of you are going to be able to hear any of my fireworks except those who are specifically choosing to.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Neal Stephenson sure seems to like to allude to rape, or the possibility of rape, a lot. It made much more sense in Cryptonomicon, unpleasant though it was, but in Snow Crash it seems.. out of place.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I think with all of the damage industrial corporations have done, trying to save the environment with minor consumer facing laws like this is just grasping at straws

    Happiness is within reach!
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    good morning chat. why is six carrying a bunch of old soviet Strela-3 launchers

    Bless your heart.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    a
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Neal Stephenson sure seems to like to allude to rape, or the possibility of rape, a lot. It made much more sense in Cryptonomicon, unpleasant though it was, but in Snow Crash it seems.. out of place.

    hmm

    are we talking terry goodkind levels here or what

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I think with all of the damage industrial corporations have done, trying to save the environment with minor consumer facing laws like this is just grasping at straws

    *shoots a firework at your face*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Neal Stephenson sure seems to like to allude to rape, or the possibility of rape, a lot. It made much more sense in Cryptonomicon, unpleasant though it was, but in Snow Crash it seems.. out of place.

    yeah its kind of creepy

    its in diamond age for literally no reason too

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat. why is six carrying a bunch of old soviet Strela-3 launchers

    Are you not?

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Chanus wrote: »
    is there a better argument for ending all war than so we can have fireworks displays without being insensitive?

    Ikr?

    I used to love fireworks.

    Have a couple of incidents with explosives and firearms and suddenly I can't even.

    It's bullshit.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    You could just use non-plastic straws.

    McDonald's, Starbucks, etc. all need to make that choice, not me.

    And I feel like economics and user experience with the non-plastic ones are not up to par yet, especially is starbucks is choosing to go completely strawless with all cold beverages as pictured above.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat. why is six carrying a bunch of old soviet Strela-3 launchers

    Are you not?

    i don't know
    am i...
    comrade?

    Bless your heart.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    six in 36 hours:
    FM23-30-Davy-Crockett-preparing-to-fire-step-2-500x257.jpg

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    squirtle
    syndalis wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You could just use non-plastic straws.

    McDonald's, Starbucks, etc. all need to make that choice, not me.

    And I feel like economics and user experience with the non-plastic ones are not up to par yet, especially is starbucks is choosing to go completely strawless with all cold beverages as pictured above.

    Starbucks and McDonald's have both stated they are phasing out plastic straws.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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