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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Elon Musk is demanding they be put back in so he can have a go at rescuing them.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Elon Musk is demanding they be put back in so he can have a go at rescuing them.

    as is his right i suppose

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Psh, fucker can go an buy his own kids.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think it is because most of us have worked retail or at least understand how shitty retail culture is to some degree? But I observed the same thing almost canonically when I worked retail as well.

    It's not like old people never worked retail when they were young. It's not a job only young people now have worked.

    Maybe old people have forgotten because they haven't worked it in a while, or maybe patience with other people is something that wears thin over time. Maybe it's just old people in the US being awful.

    They're just mad because they miss the talking bird quipping "It's a living" after they'd yank its tail to make it chisel out their credit card receipt with it's beak.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Elon Musk is demanding they be put back in so he can have a go at rescuing them.

    this was good enough to make me forgive your age band for their assorted ills

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Elon Musk is demanding they be put back in so he can have a go at rescuing them.

    this was good enough to make me forgive your age band for their assorted ills

    I am in the 35-50 age group now. Smack bang in the middle of it along with all the white male privilege I've been able to muster.

    I should start being ruder to retail staff, probably. Really wallow in this mud pit of entitlement.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now

    Elon Musk is demanding they be put back in so he can have a go at rescuing them.

    this was good enough to make me forgive your age band for their assorted ills

    I am in the 35-50 age group now. Smack bang in the middle of it along with all the white male privilege I've been able to muster.

    I should start being ruder to retail staff, probably. Really wallow in this mud pit of entitlement.

    you worked hard for what you have unlike these ungrateful kids these days

    they need to toughen up

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I have found that the older you get, the less tolerance you have for bullshit.

    ...and today is kinda bullshitty.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    *amasses list dozens of meals i want to eat in nyc*

    i can surely fit these all into three and a half days

    Organichu on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i dunno i've never really had a tolerance for bullshit

    if anything i exert less energy caring about bullshit these days

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    *amasses list dozens of meals i want to eat in nyc*

    i can surely fit these all into three and a half days

    The target is 10k calories per day

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    *amasses list dozens of meals i want to eat in nyc*

    i can surely fit these all into three and a half days

    The target is 10k calories per day

    honestly with all the walking you do in NYC that might be fine

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I don’t have more or less tolerance for bullshit, there’s just a lot more bullshit

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Bullshit is a dumb word tho I don’t like it

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    And yeah maybe while I’m in nyc I’ll find a feeder fetishist who will patron me

    Mojo did you know there’s a class of videos online where fat me. men eat large meals while wearing tight shirts and then strain and pop a button

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Well Chu

    no one can order a milkshake more erotically than you

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    I’m in the 18-30 age group. 20 years from now I’ll be in the 18-50 age group.

    Organichu on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    And yeah maybe while I’m in nyc I’ll find a feeder fetishist who will patron me

    Mojo did you know there’s a class of videos online where fat me. men eat large meals while wearing tight shirts and then strain and pop a button

    why do i find out about this now after losing all the weight

    another opportunity missed

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    That storm yesterday that I watched form over a few minutes and then torrential rain?

    Got halfway to work this morning. Over the radio: "Oh yea, and we're getting unconfirmed reports that YOUR WORKPLACE is closed today."

    Tree fell on the transformer for the building. Free* day off!

    * Probably not paid :x

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now
    Weren’t there eleven plus the coach, man, being that eleventh kid would be agony

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now
    Weren’t there eleven plus the coach, man, being that eleventh kid would be agony

    fourteen i think

    also update there are eleven out now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Here is another comic con that I will miss.
    https://youtu.be/ctphOrOGlfo

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    cursedking wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now
    Weren’t there eleven plus the coach, man, being that eleventh kid would be agony

    So uh... what do you do other than soccer, coach? Bitcoin, you said? Alex Jones? Alright I’m swimming out of here alone.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Nexus you’ll be around when I’m in town right

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    cursedking wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ten boys are out of the cave now
    Weren’t there eleven plus the coach, man, being that eleventh kid would be agony

    So uh... what do you do other than soccer, coach? Bitcoin, you said? Alex Jones? Alright I’m swimming out of here alone.

    “Well mostly I inexplicably lead ten year olds miles into caves after soccer practice”

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    you're scared? i have to swim out of here alone

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    you're scared? i have to swim out of here alone

    This is probably my favorite joke to horrify people I don’t know well

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    you're scared? i have to swim out of here alone

    This is probably my favorite joke to horrify people I don’t know well

    mine is

    how do you get a nun pregnant?
    fuck her

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    there were, as we ESTABLISHED, 12 boys (including a doppelganger) plus the coach

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nexus you’ll be around when I’m in town right

    I will try my best

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I didn't even realise he had his own show. Here are 17 minutes of adverts made by Peter Serafinowicz.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKoPJFxSdY

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    there were, as we ESTABLISHED, 12 boys (including a doppelganger) plus the coach

    so all that's left inside are the coach and the doppelganger

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The next diver goes in

    Now there are thirty four boys

    Cave SCP

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    It took a good 10-15 seconds to realise that rhythmic sound in the video was not a washing machine on cycle, but actually the dog.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    There is always a boys
    There is always a coach
    There is always a cave

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    We’ve always been at war with the cave complex

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