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[Football/Soccer] Thread about kickin' balls

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Well, yeah, Lazio Roma.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    That's like saying Everton Liverpool.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    like security theater but for healthcare

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Covid Kabuki

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hard to say Man U deserved that win but all the sports teams i like suck right now so i'll take what i can get

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hard to say Man U deserved that win but all the sports teams i like suck right now so i'll take what i can get

    Magic penality man does it again.
    But fuckin' jesus struggling that much against WBA? It's not a good look.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    absolute legend

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    the king

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    TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    For the record: Fuck Maradona. There's a very long list of reasons why, but, for starters, he was an abusive piece of shit that beat his partners. And went to "sexual parties" with underaged girls. And that goal was 100% with the hand.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I guess Dr. Manhatten is appropriate.

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    AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    https://www.theringer.com/2019/10/1/20891805/diego-maradona-hand-of-god-argentina-world-cup

    This is an a b s u r d l y good write-up/essay (from last year) about Maradona that you should read even if you have never even seen a football.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    jesus christ that head-to-head collision between David Luiz and Raul Jimenez sounded horrifying

    i don't think Jimenez has moved in four minutes

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    He’s in hospital, apparently. Haven’t seen it but reports are pretty horrifying.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    There is no way that Luiz should be allowed to continue... utter madness.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    He’s in hospital, apparently. Haven’t seen it but reports are pretty horrifying.

    it was loud

    i felt sick watching it

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    they just stated it's reported he has regained consciousness which is good and also it's been about an hour and a half now so

    damn

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2020
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2020
    Ahahahaha.

    EDIT: aw someone removed this very funny tweet.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2020
    Jimenez is apparently awake now and responding to treatment so that’s good.

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    He fractured his skull apparently god damn



    And David Luiz was still on the field after that collision. The PL needs to make concussion substitutes a thing and clubs need to stop relying on players' self-assessments to decide whether they should stay on the field or not.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Christ. Hope it was, if such a thing exists, a minor skull fracture.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i don't have an appropriate reaction button to the post both saying he's okay and also talking about concussion protocol but

    David Luiz continuing to play as blood soaked through the bandage on his head was a ridiculously bad decision

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Dame Rebecca Lowe was none too pleased, i tell you what

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Looking at a picture of the clash and Luiz looks like he's trying to wrench open Jimenez's mouth while just nutting him full on from the side after a full tilt run up. Jimenez is jumping straight up and Luiz comes at him at speed from the side. From that picture it's at the very least a dangerous challenge.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't have an appropriate reaction button to the post both saying he's okay and also talking about concussion protocol but

    David Luiz continuing to play as blood soaked through the bandage on his head was a ridiculously bad decision

    It's all okay! The rules state that players cannot play with bloody uniforms. So, he's good to go at least until a spot lands on his shoulder.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Hope it was, if such a thing exists, a minor skull fracture.

    My brother suffered a fractured skull in a diving accident at a pool. It didn't require surgery, but when he went to header a ball a month or so after the injury (a big looping half field clearance) it stone cold knocked him out again. For years after the incident, balls didn't header off his skull right. They sounded wrong (you don't even realise headers have a sound until they sound hollow and echoey), and sort of die like they bounced in a muddy puddle instead of firm ground.
    Fortunately he was still a young teenager so his skull kinda worked itself out (mostly).

    That's my anecdotal story about the one person I know who was a footballer with a fractured skull.

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    LeperMessiahLeperMessiah Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a picture of the clash and Luiz looks like he's trying to wrench open Jimenez's mouth while just nutting him full on from the side after a full tilt run up. Jimenez is jumping straight up and Luiz comes at him at speed from the side. From that picture it's at the very least a dangerous challenge.

    As an Arsenal fan this was a bad challenge, never been a fan of Luiz at any club.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Greg Vanney steps down as Toronto FC coach. Longest tenure, most wins, brought home an MLS Cup and got them to the CONCACAF Champions League final. Sad to see him go. :(

    He’s a former Galaxy player, so would not be surprised if he took up their coaching job. They really need a steady hand right now.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a picture of the clash and Luiz looks like he's trying to wrench open Jimenez's mouth while just nutting him full on from the side after a full tilt run up. Jimenez is jumping straight up and Luiz comes at him at speed from the side. From that picture it's at the very least a dangerous challenge.

    I thought this was an exaggeration.
    It really isn't

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a picture of the clash and Luiz looks like he's trying to wrench open Jimenez's mouth while just nutting him full on from the side after a full tilt run up. Jimenez is jumping straight up and Luiz comes at him at speed from the side. From that picture it's at the very least a dangerous challenge.

    I thought this was an exaggeration.
    It really isn't

    i just looked it up and what the fuck was he doing holy shit

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    That was an extremely frustrating game to watch as a Man United fan. We've played so, so well in the CL so far and we still might not go through to the next round because of some dumb brain farts. Defending brain farts against Istanbul and game management brain farts against PSG.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    it feels like it's been a decade since i watched a Man U side that looked like they were all eleven on the same page

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    it feels like it's been a decade since i watched a Man U side that looked like they were all eleven on the same page

    7 years but who's counting?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it feels like it's been a decade since i watched a Man U side that looked like they were all eleven on the same page

    7 years but who's counting?

    well if you consider this year has been at least 4 years

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Looks at the score of the Sevilla - Chelsea match.

    Looks at my Giroud Arsenal kit.

    **sigh**

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