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[Discworld] Who Watches The Watchmen In The Watch?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    More of a fan of this version of the Creation of Adam, but maybe not for a tattoo

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited January 13
    Yeah, if you want that one you gotta mod it to have Annoia, somewhere.

    Elvenshae on
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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    I thought the blue one was Anoia, but I looked it up in my copy of The Last Hero and that's actually Sessifet, goddess of the afternoon. I should have guessed from the fact that she wasn't smoking.

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Do an internet image search of 'creation of adam with monkey hand'. There's a few to choose from.

    Yeah i am not surprised that i am not the first to think of that. Most of the ones i see have them holding the finger out like on the original painting and i think i would prefer the chimp to be reaching with its knuckle. The bent knuckle is very symbolic of the fact that chimps still spend a lot of time walking on their knuckles, and will often touch things with a curled finger using their knuckle. Humans will also often touch things they are unsure of with the back of their fingers or their knuckles in much the same way. I am not very artistic so i am not sure how to do the angel side of things.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I'm ensconsed, if that's the word I want, in my armchair listening to Snuff and drinking sherry and Willikins is Willikinsing. A lot.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Vimes has a demonic entity at his beck and call, so Wilikins really has to step up his butlering game so as not to let the side down

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    That's a great Death quote and a meaningful piece of philosophy, but for my money this is my favourite Death quote.

    "IS THAT SOME KIND OF BURIAL CUSTOM?

    'Don't you know? You are Death, aren't you?'

    THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT BURIAL CUSTOMS. GENERALLY, I MEET PEOPLE BEFORE THEY'RE BURIED. THE ONES I MEET AFTER THEY'VE BEEN BURIED TEND TO BE A BIT OVER-EXCITED AND DISINCLINED TO DISCUSS THINGS."

    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Yeah, if you want that one you gotta mod it to have Annoia, somewhere.

    Annoia is busy making sure that one of the pouches on God's toolbelt is always jammed with some tool that you always think you will need, but never do. And that the clip holding his sledgehammer always pops open at inconvenient times.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Death has the most apt philosophical statement of all time

    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”

    "No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence."

    I have used this every time I need something to say at a funereal. It's incredibly poignant and comforting.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    red11red11 Registered User regular
    His books are a riot, hoping they nail the adaptation. Fingers crossed for more "not bad" than "oh Christ, that's awful" vibes.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    "I didn't say nothin' about forgetting"

    - Granny Weatherwax, "The Sea And Little Fishes"

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    "I didn't say nothin' about forgetting"

    - Granny Weatherwax, "The Sea And Little Fishes"

    Readable* here
    *For certain values of readable. Seriously, you might want to copy paste it into something else.

    Behold, true horror:
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    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Do an internet image search of 'creation of adam with monkey hand'. There's a few to choose from.

    *backs away quickly and ducks behind a table*

    *the Librarian enters the chat*

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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    "I didn't say nothin' about forgetting"

    - Granny Weatherwax, "The Sea And Little Fishes"

    Readable* here
    *For certain values of readable. Seriously, you might want to copy paste it into something else.

    Behold, true horror:
    geseylcpwmbw.jpg

    Quick alternate solution:
    1. Right-click, click "Inspect".
    2. The fourth line should be
      <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#FF0000" background="../../bkdrp.jpg">
      
    3. Double-click on the background="../../bkdrp.jpg" bit and delete it to get rid of the background image.
    4. OPTIONAL: Change the text color to #FFFFFF to make it white (and more readable).
    5. OPTIONAL: Resize your window to make it less horizontal.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Bought Nation today, to fill a hole in my collection

    I read it when it came out, years ago, but fuck me, I need a break after the passage where Ermintrude's widowed dad explains to his mum why he's moving to the Great Southern Pelagic Ocean
    '[This house] is also too lonely. It has too many memories! It has too much silenced laughter, too many unheard footsteps, too many soundless echoes since they died!' The words came out like slabs of thunder. 'I have made my decision and it will not be unmade, even by you! I have told the palace to send [Ermintrude] out to me as soon as I am settled in. Do you understand? I believe my daughter would!! And perhaps at the other end of the world there is a place where the screaming can't be heard, and I may find it in my heart to grant God absolution!

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    There are already lots of PnP games based on established media properties. Reliance on existing characters becomes a GM issue.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    But Doctor, I am a GM

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    If nothing else, GURPS Discworld was kind of great as a setting guide. It probably helped that Pratchett actually worked on it.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Also a bunch of board games in the early planning stages. I still have a slightly dented copy of Ankh Morpork, if I ever need to finance my retirement. Assuming my retirement consists of a few burritos and some chips.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    edited March 1
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    It took way too much effort for this to finally get to me. Had to order it twice, since the first order was canceled without any input on my behalf and it kept showing up as "unavailable" for months.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it
    Modiphius makes solid systems, but pretty disorganized sourcebooks riddled with typos, although this has greatly improved in recent years. I'm obviously going to buy it day one, but I hope they learned all the lessons from Fallout and Star Trek Adventures and make a core book that is better edited than their previous efforts.

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    SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

    Ideally with 8s doing something special.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

    Ideally with 8s doing something special.

    And they must be a fluorescent greenish yellow-purple.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

    Ideally with 8s doing something special.

    And they must be magic

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 7a sided dice exclusively

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    edited March 3
    MorganV wrote: »
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

    Ideally with 8s doing something special.

    And they must be magic

    That's what I said!

    Also, they should be an option on https://www.conflictgames.com/

    If you were ever going to have a set of levitated dice, this would be the game for it. The Rainbow Touched come close...

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Syngyne wrote: »
    New Discworld PnP RPG in the works

    Not sure how the setting could cope with player characters running around without becoming second fiddle to the established major players, but I'm obviously still going to buy it

    Whatever system it ends up using it should require 8 sided dice exclusively

    Except one d6 that has a side with seven spots

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I had some more thoughts over the weekend about what I'd like to see from a Discworld RPG, and one idea was similar to the 40k Deathwatch RPG, which brings Space Marines from different chapters into one band, combined with the Careers system from Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. Maybe because the Warhammer universes have British satire running through them, I don't know.

    I started off thinking about what makes Ankh Morpork different from a standard fantasy city, and the main thing I could think of was the influence of the Guilds. Therefore your character could be determined by the Guild that they trained in, which would also give access to different options as you advance in level. Starting characters world also get a choice of their pre-Guild life and species to further differentiate themselves, as well as specialisations within the Guild structures. It would also give reasons to bring in the established characters from the books as resources that could be drawn upon, but not always relied upon (nobody wants Lord Downey or Doctor Whiteface to be too aware of your existence...).

    The conceit to bring the different party members together could be, similarly to the Deathwatch, that sometimes threats to the City or powerful inhabitants thereof need specialists to resolve. Alternatively you're all hobbyist adventurers or drawn in by circumstance like in Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, where characters have Careers that inform what they were doing before the main plot got in the way.

    Operating with limited authority would balance the need for occasional violent conflict resolution with how to get away with the Watch or Assassins coming down on your players for unlicenced violence, but would prevent murderhobo tendencies as too much heat would cause unwanted attention.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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