The first line involves a misunderstanding about what causes snow (note: it is not 'brought by' snowmen), and I think at least half the kids are under duress, but this is another fine Christmas song that is probably artistically inert but capable of filling my cold, shrivelled heart with joy unbidden.
I will be posting at least one Christmas song a day because it's the most wonderful time of the year and dissent will be crushed.
but... but...
ughh
tch....
*grinches*
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
That's crazy. I can't hug every cat.
*bangs on table*
chriss mas
chriss mas
*louder*
Chriss Mas
Chriss Mas
*FEVER PITCH*
CHRISS MAS
CHRISS MAS
CHRISS MAS
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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I want to hug them all but I can't.
You can tell when the person went "fuck" after writing s and then i immediately before remembering the second s, and then took a moment to figure out how to fit the second s in there.
ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
That's crazy. I can't hug every cat.
i’m gonna be honest i wasn’t sure what to expect from a band that had two drummers and two tenor saxophones but that’s actually a p good christmas song
Let me just collapse for a couple days now, thanks in advance
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That's crazy. I can't hug every cat.
i need to figure out something for a 4mo infant now that babies r us no longer exists and i can’t just give my brother a $20 gift card to there which is the best infant gift
Santa loves all the little children, even the ungrateful ones that whine about Christmas like it's a bad thing to get presents or something Christ do you know how hard Santa works I bet you don't all year round ALL YEAR ROUND doing nothing but making toys for little brats oh one day there'll be a reckoning mark my words one day it'll be claymore mines under the tree for little Johnny and then we'll see oh yes
i need to figure out something for a 4mo infant now that babies r us no longer exists and i can’t just give my brother a $20 gift card to there which is the best infant gift
hmm
Clothes
always clothes
or like diapers
bloodyroarxx on
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
That's crazy. I can't hug every cat.
it was easier when i decided any kid under a year old won’t care if i don’t get them something but then i saw those clickhole onesies and got a pair for my sister’s twins so now brothers bab is the only kid i hadn’t gotten anything for
i have to figure out what to get my brother
he likes...video games. . . and anime. . .
Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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That's crazy. I can't hug every cat.
“Splendido!” said the lieutenant, as he snapped his fingers and lazily pointed at her. At the sound, his soldiers snapped to attention. At the gesture, Miss Barrow found herself ringed by six rifles.
“What?” She fought an impulse to jump with surprise, as the rational part of her feared, with reasonable grounds, that the soldiers might regard that as an excuse to fire. This left her up on the balls of her feet, from which she slowly descended back on to her heels in an effort to appear unthreatening.
“I still don’t believe it!” rumbled Captain Schten.
“What … what is the meaning of this?” Miss Ambersleigh was even more aflutter now than she had been a few moments ago. “You can’t point your horrid guns at her! She’s … she’s English!”
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i need to figure out something for a 4mo infant now that babies r us no longer exists and i can’t just give my brother a $20 gift card to there which is the best infant gift
hmm
Clothes
always clothes
or like diapers
yeah diapers seems like the better choice since this is bro’s third and hand me downs are in plentiful supply
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
i need to figure out something for a 4mo infant now that babies r us no longer exists and i can’t just give my brother a $20 gift card to there which is the best infant gift
hmm
Clothes
always clothes
or like diapers
yeah diapers seems like the better choice since this is bro’s third and hand me downs are in plentiful supply
There is another version of that song which incorporates the beloved children's animated characters known as the Wombles, making the song I Wish It Was A Wombling Merry Christmas Every Day, and the utterly brazen, clumsy way they simply insert the new words into the chorus is magnificent in its simplicity. Simply push the last four syllables (two of which are day) out of the chorus and repeat them.
So:
I wish it could be Christmas every day
becomes:
I wish it could be a Wombling Merry Christmas *beat* every day
Promised myself I wouldn't cry, um, so anyway, I AM A CAT LOVER.
Bogart are you gonna go all Kirk Cameron and make a movie defending Christmas?
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I love cats.
I started playing Steel Division yesterday, it's really fun. I think I understand all there is to real life combat operations now.
You want your dudes to sit in shrubbery for one. And you should try to flank and take out anti tank guns with other stuff than tanks, but if you have like 5 tanks you could just head straight into it and it'll work out.
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Im not proud but I had to say it.
Well, just so you know: his ass'll be back April 13th
just lopped off a chunk of my finger with the ironing board
when the legs extend down there isn’t really much stopping them until the end of the track so if your finger happens to be on that track
well
My Boss is all about the passive aggressive notes.
Her favorite one is to circle something in red ink with "explain" beside it just left on the bulletin board.
but... but...
ughh
tch....
*grinches*
chriss mas
chriss mas
*louder*
Chriss Mas
Chriss Mas
*FEVER PITCH*
CHRISS MAS
CHRISS MAS
CHRISS MAS
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Look sonny Santa's had a rough year and you'd best not get in his face if you don't want him to drop a deuce under your tree.
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Let me just collapse for a couple days now, thanks in advance
hmm
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Clothes
always clothes
or like diapers
wtg genius
he likes...video games. . . and anime. . .
excerpt from
Johannes Cabal: The Detective
yeah diapers seems like the better choice since this is bro’s third and hand me downs are in plentiful supply
a playstation
dating sims
Dark Souls
Yeah just send like a skid of diapers from Amazon
So:
I wish it could be Christmas every day
becomes:
I wish it could be a Wombling Merry Christmas *beat* every day
*wild applause*
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On the plus side you lost some more weight
doctors HATE chanus!!
thankfully I checked the tracking cause the one from the US had customs fees I had to pay and I could do that online.
this is too hard i quit
You want your dudes to sit in shrubbery for one. And you should try to flank and take out anti tank guns with other stuff than tanks, but if you have like 5 tanks you could just head straight into it and it'll work out.
it me
o rly
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well
i do
gaaaaaaaaaay
the pictures are fucking terrifying
the words are fucking terrifying
Surprisingly, the experience was fucking relaxing