i like to watch the tv

Rorshach Kringle

the little people inside the square have problems i can relate to:

like that tiny man what is a horse and his depression,

or that tiny lady with the rude language what keeps doing a groundhog day,

or even the tiny old ladies what are ravenous for cheesecake.

do you like the tv, too, friends?

do you have any friends on the tv?

what about the friends from friends?

let's talk about the tv, everybody.

BlankZoe

My most recent friend from the TV is the lady from Infinity Train who is very smart but eats onions like apples and I cannot abide that

King Riptor

Blankzilla wrote: »

My most recent friend from the TV is the lady from Infinity Train who is very smart but eats onions like apples and I cannot abide that

Shes a right good gal once you get to know her

Maddoc

Let's just talk about Friends for a hundred pages

A lot of people have unrealistic dreams of having a pet monkey, but having a Pet Duck and Chicken seems way better to me honestly

Sorce

My friends on the TV went on vacation for a bit. I hope they come back soon!

Garlic Bread

Straightzi wrote:

As long as it's not like, Hannibal, we can start watching TV with dinner

Literally every time I sat down to watch Hannibal this year I had to pause and get some food to eat

It makes people look delicious

Gustav

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

the little people inside the square have problems i can relate to:

like that tiny man what is a horse and his depression,

or that tiny lady with the rude language what keeps doing a groundhog day,

or even the tiny old ladies what are ravenous for cheesecake.

do you like the tv, too, friends?

do you have any friends on the tv?

what about the friends from friends?

let's talk about the tv, everybody.

is this a modest mouse song

Maddoc

Goddamn

BlankZoe

Gustav wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

the little people inside the square have problems i can relate to:

like that tiny man what is a horse and his depression,

or that tiny lady with the rude language what keeps doing a groundhog day,

or even the tiny old ladies what are ravenous for cheesecake.

do you like the tv, too, friends?

do you have any friends on the tv?

what about the friends from friends?

let's talk about the tv, everybody.

is this a modest mouse song

Oh I love Take Me Out

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Blankzilla wrote: »

Gustav wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

the little people inside the square have problems i can relate to:

like that tiny man what is a horse and his depression,

or that tiny lady with the rude language what keeps doing a groundhog day,

or even the tiny old ladies what are ravenous for cheesecake.

do you like the tv, too, friends?

do you have any friends on the tv?

what about the friends from friends?

let's talk about the tv, everybody.

is this a modest mouse song

Oh I love Take Me Out

Hannibal?

AtomicTofu

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1169000459140571143?s=20

Rorshach Kringle

Gustav wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

the little people inside the square have problems i can relate to:

like that tiny man what is a horse and his depression,

or that tiny lady with the rude language what keeps doing a groundhog day,

or even the tiny old ladies what are ravenous for cheesecake.

do you like the tv, too, friends?

do you have any friends on the tv?

what about the friends from friends?

let's talk about the tv, everybody.

is this a modest mouse song

this is the worst thing you've ever said to me

Gustav

I’m glad we can both say that accurately to one and other every month or so

tynic

AtomicTofu wrote: »

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1169000459140571143?s=20

are they gonna cast brown people this time

Straightzi

Garlic Bread wrote: »

Straightzi wrote:

As long as it's not like, Hannibal, we can start watching TV with dinner

Literally every time I sat down to watch Hannibal this year I had to pause and get some food to eat

It makes people look delicious

I mean that was half of the problem.

Honestly it was mostly just a toss-up - is this episode going to open with a brutal crime scene, or is it going to be a lavish feast? Am I going to be looking at Mads Mikkelsen without a shirt, or some food prep that makes me nauseous to watch?

Mysst

WATCH DERRY GIRLS

Rorshach Kringle

make me

Mysst

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

make me

BlankZoe

Boy they are really grasping for ideas and losing sight of the interesting parts of the show at the end of this Forged in Fire season

This one A) has a shitty tie in with the bad Robin Hood movie from last year and has them forging a weird collapsable steel bow like the weird fantasy bow from that movie which

Ain't an edged weapon at all and is barely even the same kinda challenge

Garlic Bread

At least tie it in to Arrow

Rorshach Kringle

forge a salmon ladder

honovere

Forge while bare chested, as it is the custom of his people.

McFodder

Hyperdrive, episode 7

made me angry. If you're going to decide after an obstacle wrecks someone car and sends them to hospital in an ambulance that it's too dangerous and you probably shouldn't wreck people's cars, the person who's car was wrecked should not get eliminated.

I didn't get to the end of the episode before I had to leave for work, so I'm hoping they announce she gets a wildcard entry to season 2 if they have one or something like that.

Poorochondriac

Had some time to watch an episode of Patriot.

"'Dick Cheney' is a funny name for an episode of television," I thought. "Wonder why they called it that."

20 minutes in, I realized why one might title an episode of television "Dick Cheney"

I spent an additional 20 minutes begging these motherfuckers to just do the thing, do ANY OF THE POTENTIAL THINGS, goddammit, quit letting me exist under this UNBEARABLE TENSION

Anyway, Patriot continues to rule

Tef

Y'all watch that Dark crystal show? I really enjoyed it, as a fan of the original series

pooka

hey, Samurai Gourmet?

Hawkstone

Blankzilla wrote: »

Boy they are really grasping for ideas and losing sight of the interesting parts of the show at the end of this Forged in Fire season

This one A) has a shitty tie in with the bad Robin Hood movie from last year and has them forging a weird collapsable steel bow like the weird fantasy bow from that movie which

Ain't an edged weapon at all and is barely even the same kinda challenge

You will without fail get one or two bad tie in eps a season...it's how they keep the lights on. The bows actually turned out reasonably cool at least.

Snicketysnick

Lan in Wheel of Time is way hotter than I was expecting sheesh

https://twitter.com/WoTonPrime/status/1169279471712497664

Moriveth

He can tug my braid anytime

Sleep

Huh gonna be a little weird cause I recognize him from criminal minds. I'm also having trouble trying to picture him doing the stone face, but maybe he can pull it off.

Jragghen

So we're down to just one of the main cast without an actor/actress, right? I'm wondering if they're angling for a big name with Thom. Seems a good role to get a headline-grabber.

Sweeney Tom

I'm so fucking happy. He's been doing great work since the Maze Runner series, and he was a delight in Midsommar. Glad to see Will getting more recognition

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1169298377605025792

Gustav

I still would have been highly curious to see Poulter's take on the scary clown that eats children

3cl1ps3

Gustav wrote: »

I still would have been highly curious to see Poulter's take on the scary clown that eats children

Polter's take on what?

3cl1ps3

ain't no clever phraseology gonna stop that bit, my dude

Gustav

Pennywise the Dancing Clown you jackal

facetious

Okay I keep asking people I know in real life but this may be a bit farther afield:

My family has always called the television remote "the buttons". I grew up thinking it was just a typical term, but nobody I've ever mentioned this to has ever heard of it.

Was it really just my family?

Snicketysnick

So...Galad or Gawyn?

Gustav

facetious wrote: »

Okay I keep asking people I know in real life but this may be a bit farther afield:

My family has always called the television remote "the buttons". I grew up thinking it was just a typical term, but nobody I've ever mentioned this to has ever heard of it.

Was it really just my family?

My family absolutely never did.

But now I really wish they had?

Chincymcchilla

The clown joke has not been funny for at least a year

Chincymcchilla

facetious wrote: »

Okay I keep asking people I know in real life but this may be a bit farther afield:

My family has always called the television remote "the buttons". I grew up thinking it was just a typical term, but nobody I've ever mentioned this to has ever heard of it.

Was it really just my family?

I've never heard this but its great