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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh, hey, this episode of Veronica Mars has one of the characters hanging out on the beach in (allegedly) Mollymook, Australia.

    Two fun facts about mollymook;
    - both my grandmother and great uncle died there
    - It’s on the east coast, and this scene clearly has the sun setting over the water. Plus a US style lifeguard hut with an Australian flag casually draped on it

    We have a west coast as well guys, you could have almost made this work.

    Hang on are you saying the sun doesn’t set in the east if you’re in the Southern Hemisphere?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    amazon prime has all of relic hunter now

    amazon prime owns

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
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    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Here's a fun joke:

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Itzal Ben Dunn

    Itzal Ben Dunn who--


    HOO HOOoo

    I appreciate this BNL joke
    BNL? We're calling them BNL now?

    You know, Baturday Night Live.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    amazon prime has all of relic hunter now

    amazon prime owns
    IMDB wrote:
    Sydney Fox is a university professor and black belt who globe-trots after lost, stolen and rumored to exist artifacts and antiquities.

    Is this a Tia Carrere tomb raider show?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular

    I assume Richard Gere the Buddhist probably read the script and walked

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    amazon prime has all of relic hunter now

    amazon prime owns
    IMDB wrote:
    Sydney Fox is a university professor and black belt who globe-trots after lost, stolen and rumored to exist artifacts and antiquities.

    Is this a Tia Carrere tomb raider show?

    Absolutely.

    Oh man, I want Amazon to get all those shows now. I wanna watch Viper. I wanna watch The Lost World. I wanna watch Cleopatra 2525. I wanna watch The Beastmaster. I wanna watch Conan. I wanna watch Jack of Trade. I wanna watch Witchblade. I wanna watch M.A.N.T.I.S. !

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I would guess it was milennial texting and driving or some hacky shit

    Maybe Antifa drove into her at a protest. It would fit the rest of the reactionary Boomer shit that hangs around the rest of the project.

    Phillishere on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh, hey, this episode of Veronica Mars has one of the characters hanging out on the beach in (allegedly) Mollymook, Australia.

    Two fun facts about mollymook;
    - both my grandmother and great uncle died there
    - It’s on the east coast, and this scene clearly has the sun setting over the water. Plus a US style lifeguard hut with an Australian flag casually draped on it

    We have a west coast as well guys, you could have almost made this work.

    Sounds like a pretty dangerous place. I don't really blame them for shooting somewhere safer.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    as a West Coaster, I don't like the idea of the sun setting over the land and not the ocean

    ain't right, ain't natural

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    amazon prime has all of relic hunter now

    amazon prime owns
    IMDB wrote:
    Sydney Fox is a university professor and black belt who globe-trots after lost, stolen and rumored to exist artifacts and antiquities.

    Is this a Tia Carrere tomb raider show?

    Absolutely.

    Oh man, I want Amazon to get all those shows now. I wanna watch Viper. I wanna watch The Lost World. I wanna watch Cleopatra 2525. I wanna watch The Beastmaster. I wanna watch Conan. I wanna watch Jack of Trade. I wanna watch Witchblade. I wanna watch M.A.N.T.I.S. !

    low budget weekend afternoon shlock best shlock

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh, hey, this episode of Veronica Mars has one of the characters hanging out on the beach in (allegedly) Mollymook, Australia.

    Two fun facts about mollymook;
    - both my grandmother and great uncle died there
    - It’s on the east coast, and this scene clearly has the sun setting over the water. Plus a US style lifeguard hut with an Australian flag casually draped on it

    We have a west coast as well guys, you could have almost made this work.

    Sounds like a pretty dangerous place. I don't really blame them for shooting somewhere safer.

    It's a popular retirement spot for elderly Sydneysiders. Sadly for the reputation of my country, both of them were very elderly and died peacefully in their beds (my grandmother moved there to be closer to her brother while he was sick).
    That said it has an atrocious lack of decent restaurants, so I don't blame them either.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shitty mood?

    Let's watch I Think You Should Leave again

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Man.. This first episode is loaded with some of the best skits

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh, hey, this episode of Veronica Mars has one of the characters hanging out on the beach in (allegedly) Mollymook, Australia.

    Two fun facts about mollymook;
    - both my grandmother and great uncle died there
    - It’s on the east coast, and this scene clearly has the sun setting over the water. Plus a US style lifeguard hut with an Australian flag casually draped on it

    We have a west coast as well guys, you could have almost made this work.

    Hang on are you saying the sun doesn’t set in the east if you’re in the Southern Hemisphere?

    I'll take "questions I have been asked in earnest for $25, Alex"

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    I was reminded that CBS is doing a single-camera comedy where a widower/father of two daughters is just getting back into the dating scene a year after his wife dies.

    It's called The Unicorn and in the middle of my giant eye-roll of wondering what generic male lead was going to personify that, I see it's Walton Goggins and now I'm like " . . . well yeah, totally."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI9HtyuexBk

    Last pint: Turmoil CDA / Barley Brown's - Untappd: TheJudge_PDX
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Walton Goggins on the dating scene is already, like, a premise.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    oh geez I most definitely did not know that was the premise of that show, and now it makes a lot more sense why Goggins, who has lived that experience, would take that role

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I have concerns about how sustainable that premise is, unless it slowly morphs into like The Staircase where this dude's wives just keep HAPPENING to die

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Not the sort of unicorn I'm used to, but sure, I could use a Walton Goggins vehicle in my life

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    What I'm saying is I want a midseason twist where he comes out as bisexual

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What I'm saying is I want a midseason twist where he comes out as bisexual
    i'd like it more if it's only a twist on the viewer, and his kids just know, everybody he cares to know does, NBD

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you find out his wife....and his boyfriend died at the same time

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I remember an episode of The Lost World where there were giant bees and a giant bee hive needed infiltrating and everyone had to slather themselves in ooey gooey honey to disguise their scents.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2019
    I'm picturing a show where Walton Goggins goes on the dating scene, finds a nice woman, everything seems perfect, but she can never quite get comfortable because it's Walton fucking Goggins.

    She keeps watching him and waiting for the other shoe to drop. "Surely this is the week where i'll find out he's actually a cult leader? Or he used to be a cartel mule? Or his first wife is still somewhere in the back yard?"
    Nothing ever happens but she slowly goes totally mad.

    tynic on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    mission hill:

    I cannot believe they convinced Jennifer Jason Leigh to play Weirdy

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    What in this case does Unicorn refer to
    Are a bunch of middle aged women really hoping for that perfect widower to come along

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm picturing a show where Walton Goggins goes on the dating scene, finds a nice woman, everything seems perfect, but she can never quite get comfortable because it's Walton fucking Goggins.

    She keeps watching him and waiting for the other shoe to drop. "Surely this is the week where i'll find out he's actually a cult leader? Or he used to be a cartel mule? Or his first wife is still somewhere in the back yard?"
    Nothing ever happens but she slowly goes totally mad.

    I just want him to use innocuous southern sayings and mannerisms that she doesn't know how to take.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Goggins is the unicorn and he is looking for a sweet and pure maiden on whose lap he can rest his head.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What in this case does Unicorn refer to
    Are a bunch of middle aged women really hoping for that perfect widower to come along

    Halfway through episode 2 he sprouts a gigantic horn.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    well see everyone else has two dicks, but i have seen him in the righteous gemstones and he only has one

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Phrasing?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Phrasing?

    Phasing, more likely.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What in this case does Unicorn refer to
    Are a bunch of middle aged women really hoping for that perfect widower to come along

    Based on my extensive research in the Harlequin section, widowers are less prized than Scotsmen or dukes, roughly on par with tycoons and cowboys, and decidedly better than Sheiks and Greeks.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hmm, I think I would have considered widowers to be in the scotsmen and duke tier of Harlequin

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Me too! But at least in our rolling two-year archive, they are significantly underrepresented.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Me too! But at least in our rolling two-year archive, they are significantly underrepresented.

    You need to find a widower Scotsman to really hit that desirability summit

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The only romance novels I ever have around are extremely weird affairs like Pregnesia, which might be throwing off my personal metrics

    And yes, Pregnesia is exactly what it sounds like

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Finished up GLOW series 3, fantastic, heartfelt and devastating as always. I do think it could end there pretty well. I still want more though I can't help but feel it'd be spinning the wheels a bit at that point.

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
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    No, I refuse to believe this one could be real

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    well see everyone else has two dicks, but i have seen him in the righteous gemstones and he only has one

    I saw a clip of this and I think it was a body double

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