#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
YO WHAT THE FUCK
I have been RUINED WITH GIFTS
Lookit the size of this box. I know this isn't Imgur but banana is a good scale
What's inside this bad boy but a BUNCH OF SACKS
Let's go smallest to largest, you guys I'm literally shaking I love getting surprises
It's a ridiculously spacious micro SD card! This was on my wishlist to load movies and tv shows into the tablet when we go to our cabin. This is super appreciated!
What's next
It's my very favorite little brother and smash bros main in his very own video game! I can't wait to play this!
There's still more!
It's a vertical stand for my PS4! My PS4 lives on a windowsill so my cats and toddler don't destroy it, this will help ensure it doesn't fall 5 feet and explode!
Last one is also the biggest/heaviest. Oh man what could it be...
WAFFLLLLLLEEEESSSSS
I have been scouring Craigslist for this exact model of waffle iron for MONTHS with no luck. Now I can quit! MY KID LOVES WAFFLES AND I LOVE WAFFLES AND WE'RE GONNA EAT SO MANY WAFFLES
HAIL SATAN. This is totally overwhelming. I have no idea who you are and a message from an imp leads me to believe there might be more coming which is insane. You're insane and I love you.
Lookit the size of this box. I know this isn't Imgur but banana is a good scale
What's inside this bad boy but a BUNCH OF SACKS
Let's go smallest to largest, you guys I'm literally shaking I love getting surprises
It's a ridiculously spacious micro SD card! This was on my wishlist to load movies and tv shows into the tablet when we go to our cabin. This is super appreciated!
What's next
It's my very favorite little brother and smash bros main in his very own video game! I can't wait to play this!
There's still more!
It's a vertical stand for my PS4! My PS4 lives on a windowsill so my cats and toddler don't destroy it, this will help ensure it doesn't fall 5 feet and explode!
Last one is also the biggest/heaviest. Oh man what could it be...
WAFFLLLLLLEEEESSSSS
I have been scouring Craigslist for this exact model of waffle iron for MONTHS with no luck. Now I can quit! MY KID LOVES WAFFLES AND I LOVE WAFFLES AND WE'RE GONNA EAT SO MANY WAFFLES
HAIL SATAN. This is totally overwhelming. I have no idea who you are and a message from an imp leads me to believe there might be more coming which is insane. You're insane and I love you.
@#pipe I’ll go ahead and spoil this one as I know she wasn’t trying to make it a secret. Plus even if she was the worst that happens is my wife murders me. It was my wife @Ladybug2332 She made a point of definitely getting that waffle maker by the way especially because we have the same one and it kicks so much ass.
Holy shit, @Ladybug2332 thank you so much! This is so generous
Muahahahaha you are most welcome! I love this time of year!
The vertical waffle maker was a must because as @Blackhawk1313 said, we have the same one and it is seriously amazing!
i have a lot of satan-ing plans but have had very little time to execute them. Need to set aside a few hours to do his dark bidding.
Also need to spontaneously generate more money in my bank account, but that's on me for buying a new laptop AND plane tickets to australia in the same fiscal year.
I received another package from the Dark Lord Satan last night. I have pictures but uploading them will need to wait until lunch. They are....very sexy and haunting!
Hey Satanee. As I'm looking through your wishing post and making my devious selections for what I can bestow upon you, it dawns on me that you are in dire need of something that I can readily get my hands on from work. Now it might take me a minute to get it to you, but rest assured, I'm about to make your goddamn Christmas.
Cheers. :surprised:
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
More stuff from my wishlist, sent from Satan!
This is a wireless charging phone mount for my car! My phone's charging port shit itself so the only way it'll charge is wirelessly until I fix it. This means it wont die while I'm out and about!
Sennheiser CX 300s are my platonic ideal of earbuds. I have worn out 3 pairs over the years because I love them so much even though they're relatively cheap. I just had a pair of earbuds die and I was using a crappy pair to replace them and these are a MAJOR upgrade. I'm stoked!
When I was leaving the house this morning I discovered UPS had left a package at my door there either super late or Amazon left it super early. And I know I hadn't ordered anything so... my curiosity got the better of me so I snatched it and opened it up at work.
I figure while you're doing all the baking you need something to do while it's in the oven.
Whatever could that mean? How curious... but when I pulled apart the delicate packaging this is what I found within!
Collection of Mana! Oh, this is awesome! I've always wanted to play Final Fantasy Adventure (I asked for it for Christmas when I was a kid, but my parents couldn't find it in stores) and Trials of Mana (since we never got it in the US back in the day). Well I know what I'm doing for the next little while. Thank you Lasbrook! However I can't shake the feeling this is just a portent of things to come... hhhmmmmmm?
I got an early morning message from our dark lord, the trickster Mephistopheles, ruler of rats, who's icy wings freeze the bowels of Hell itself! Apparently they donated $25 in Etsy money to my accou--hey wait a minute! That doesn't seem devilish at all! Why it's downright decent! Unless there is a dark shoe that has yet to drop...
Thank you @MulysaSempronius! Though I may doubt your commitment to Satan Motion, I am grateful of your kindness all the same!
Oh! There was also a donation made in my name to Heifer International, which provided the gift of thousands of angry honeybees to descend upon communities in need! HAHAHA! That's more like it, you devilish snake!
Wait, I've been informed the bee's are docile and provide nutritious honey and pollination to struggling small farms and families.
I received another package from the Dark Lord Satan last night. I have pictures but uploading them will need to wait until lunch. They are....very sexy and haunting!
Three days and no update on this ‘sexy and haunting’ gift - was it too sexy? Too haunting?!
I received another package from the Dark Lord Satan last night. I have pictures but uploading them will need to wait until lunch. They are....very sexy and haunting!
Three days and no update on this ‘sexy and haunting’ gift - was it too sexy? Too haunting?!
Sorry sorry, I keep meaning to but life's been busy.
I've actually already started reading it, thank you for the haunted erections Satan!
Mysterious giant boxes have appeared menacingly at my domicile! Unfortunately we'll all have to wait in suspense as I can't attend to them right now. Hopefully... tomorrow!
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I have been RUINED WITH GIFTS
Lookit the size of this box. I know this isn't Imgur but banana is a good scale
What's inside this bad boy but a BUNCH OF SACKS
Let's go smallest to largest, you guys I'm literally shaking I love getting surprises
It's a ridiculously spacious micro SD card! This was on my wishlist to load movies and tv shows into the tablet when we go to our cabin. This is super appreciated!
What's next
It's my very favorite little brother and smash bros main in his very own video game! I can't wait to play this!
There's still more!
It's a vertical stand for my PS4! My PS4 lives on a windowsill so my cats and toddler don't destroy it, this will help ensure it doesn't fall 5 feet and explode!
Last one is also the biggest/heaviest. Oh man what could it be...
WAFFLLLLLLEEEESSSSS
I have been scouring Craigslist for this exact model of waffle iron for MONTHS with no luck. Now I can quit! MY KID LOVES WAFFLES AND I LOVE WAFFLES AND WE'RE GONNA EAT SO MANY WAFFLES
HAIL SATAN. This is totally overwhelming. I have no idea who you are and a message from an imp leads me to believe there might be more coming which is insane. You're insane and I love you.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
If I'm judging that scale picture correctly, someone gifted you a house!?
@#pipe I’ll go ahead and spoil this one as I know she wasn’t trying to make it a secret. Plus even if she was the worst that happens is my wife murders me. It was my wife @Ladybug2332 She made a point of definitely getting that waffle maker by the way especially because we have the same one and it kicks so much ass.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
what a world!
Muahahahaha you are most welcome! I love this time of year!
The vertical waffle maker was a must because as @Blackhawk1313 said, we have the same one and it is seriously amazing!
I know right???!?!! It is amazing and makes perfect waffles!
I finally opened up my mailbox and found a package that had probably been sitting there for a while!
and in it
SOCKS
Steam // Secret Satan
Also need to spontaneously generate more money in my bank account, but that's on me for buying a new laptop AND plane tickets to australia in the same fiscal year.
The only fried chicken we had was my son's frozen popcorn chicken so we made do
Perfectly delicious!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Now I want a vertical waffle maker
Just a quick FYI that if you've sent me anything by regular post, I lost my mailbox key on Monday and won't have it replaced until tomorrow, haha.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Cheers. :surprised:
More stuff from my wishlist, sent from Satan!
This is a wireless charging phone mount for my car! My phone's charging port shit itself so the only way it'll charge is wirelessly until I fix it. This means it wont die while I'm out and about!
Sennheiser CX 300s are my platonic ideal of earbuds. I have worn out 3 pairs over the years because I love them so much even though they're relatively cheap. I just had a pair of earbuds die and I was using a crappy pair to replace them and these are a MAJOR upgrade. I'm stoked!
Thank you @Ladybug2332 ! You're too generous!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
wish list
Steam wishlist
Etsy wishlist
When I was leaving the house this morning I discovered UPS had left a package at my door there either super late or Amazon left it super early. And I know I hadn't ordered anything so... my curiosity got the better of me so I snatched it and opened it up at work.
Whatever could that mean? How curious... but when I pulled apart the delicate packaging this is what I found within!
Collection of Mana! Oh, this is awesome! I've always wanted to play Final Fantasy Adventure (I asked for it for Christmas when I was a kid, but my parents couldn't find it in stores) and Trials of Mana (since we never got it in the US back in the day). Well I know what I'm doing for the next little while. Thank you Lasbrook! However I can't shake the feeling this is just a portent of things to come... hhhmmmmmm?
I have admittedly only actually completed it a couple times. But have gotten to the final zone/boss several times both solo and playing with a friend.
Thank you @MulysaSempronius! Though I may doubt your commitment to Satan Motion, I am grateful of your kindness all the same!
Wait, I've been informed the bee's are docile and provide nutritious honey and pollination to struggling small farms and families.
SAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!
Three days and no update on this ‘sexy and haunting’ gift - was it too sexy? Too haunting?!
Sorry sorry, I keep meaning to but life's been busy.
I've actually already started reading it, thank you for the haunted erections Satan!
Mysterious giant boxes have appeared menacingly at my domicile! Unfortunately we'll all have to wait in suspense as I can't attend to them right now. Hopefully... tomorrow!