I was 12 when van helsing came out and that year when i was in year 6 of primary school we had a whole thing of "bring someone in to talk about their job to the kids"
and someone got David Wenham to come in and it was great
I’m pleased to report that all the awards season nonsense, all the endless praise from clueless rich bastards, all the discourse, hasn’t diminished this movie a bit. It’s even better the second time. Just as funny, just as thrilling, but much sadder. Knowing how it all ends makes the last hour of this movie almost unbearable.
It’s a straight up masterpiece, and certainly my favourite from Bong Joon-ho.
I haven't seen Dunkirk. It was similar to Mad Max Fury Road in that you don't really breathe until it is finished. The random Indian guy seemed like a response to the backlash Christopher Nolan got for racistly leaving out the Indian soldiers at Dunkirk. Though it didn't seem to prevent people calling 1917 a pro-Trump film. I was glad I heard some comments that it was a
depressing ending and so I expected literally everyone to die. Which made the ending was not quite as bittersweet as I expected.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Is Dracula a cis male?
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
It depends on how magic he is. Some vampires are not very magic at all, but some are magic and you can definitely have a magic boner. That's the whole reason magic was invented
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
It depends on how magic he is. Some vampires are not very magic at all, but some are magic and you can definitely have a magic boner. That's the whole reason magic was invented
There's a scene in the Buffy series when Angel and Xander find her downed and in need of CPR; Angel tells Xander he'll have to do it because "I have no breath."
For a moment I was like then how the hell are you talking? but then I decided, you know what, just go with it.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
It depends on how magic he is. Some vampires are not very magic at all, but some are magic and you can definitely have a magic boner. That's the whole reason magic was invented
I mean he attended the scholomance, he's pretty fucking magic.
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Across five years of the brutal Syrian conflict, a young woman named Waad al-Kateab kept her camera rolling — while falling in love, getting married to one of the last doctors in Aleppo, becoming a mother as her city crumbled, and facing the impossible choice of whether to stay or go.
Now, her family’s story of perseverance and survival as told in the documentary For Sama, has earned an Academy Award nomination for Best Documentary Feature.
Directed by al-Kateab and Edward Watts and narrated as a message to al-Kateab’s daughter, Sama, the Oscar-nominated film documents the harrowing realities of the Syrian conflict — hospitals bombed, children killed, Aleppo turned to rubble — from a rare perspective: that of a mom trying to raise her baby daughter in the middle of a war zone.
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
of course he's got blood in his body! he literally drinks it!
Tummy blood isn't the same as dick blood.
*scribbles notes*
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
I always figured that if a vampire has fed recently, the blood still flows through them, although I'd assume magically, what with no heartbeat.
I used to have a book that was set in a regular ol' mundane world post-vampire apocalypse. All the vampires still have to go to work and shit, but at dusk instead of dawn etc.
Anyway, the vampires could have sex, but it required freshly feeding (an artificial blood substitute they drink) and a very warm room to get that blood going. They were also, obviously, real big into biting.
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
It depends on how magic he is. Some vampires are not very magic at all, but some are magic and you can definitely have a magic boner. That's the whole reason magic was invented
I mean he attended the scholomance, he's pretty fucking magic.
Just saw the first Mad Max for the first time. I’ve seen the others, but never got around to this one. It doesn’t fully work, and has several stretches that fall totally flat, but when it clicks, it clicks.
The opening chase fucking rules and is easily the high point. But any time we’re moving fast is thrilling, even if the story isn’t going forward. Like when Goose rides his motorcycle for a while before randomly crashing, only to get in a car and keep going. There’s no narrative function at all, but it’s worthwhile just as an experience. There’s a lot of that, and I loved it.
Also this scene with Roger Ward with no shirt and those pants. Jesus. This movie has a fascinating sexuality that I’d love to try and unpack, but for now I’m just gonna enjoy it.
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van h*cksing the good doggo vampire slayer
Van Helsing, Van Wilder, Van Halen
And they didn't.
So he died.
Lots of people swing on things in that movie, it's true
I think the day is saved by Frankenstein literally ziplining in to the end of the movie
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Though anything over Nosferatu is batting out of my league.
We can do it.
We can all do it.
and someone got David Wenham to come in and it was great
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More sexy Dracula
NSFW
https://imgur.com/a/3PTJG8B
Well THAT'S going to be my coworker's new desktop wallpaper tomorrow.
He just doesn't know it yet.
And they didn't.
So he died.
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I may replace the on my phone with it
I currently use
And they didn't.
So he died.
We forgot to pass on the knowledge of Knox Gelatin. Made your spikes rock hard, rinsed out with a shower.
I’m pleased to report that all the awards season nonsense, all the endless praise from clueless rich bastards, all the discourse, hasn’t diminished this movie a bit. It’s even better the second time. Just as funny, just as thrilling, but much sadder. Knowing how it all ends makes the last hour of this movie almost unbearable.
It’s a straight up masterpiece, and certainly my favourite from Bong Joon-ho.
I think I liked it more than Hereditary? I need the Blu now, cuz I really want to see the extended edition.
My notes:
-- It was good! Not the best murder mystery I've seen but very enjoyable.
-- That cast was stacked with talent.
-- That. Accent.
I haven't seen Dunkirk. It was similar to Mad Max Fury Road in that you don't really breathe until it is finished. The random Indian guy seemed like a response to the backlash Christopher Nolan got for racistly leaving out the Indian soldiers at Dunkirk. Though it didn't seem to prevent people calling 1917 a pro-Trump film. I was glad I heard some comments that it was a
Having no blood in his body is going to cause problems with some kinds of sex for him, if so.
There's a scene in the Buffy series when Angel and Xander find her downed and in need of CPR; Angel tells Xander he'll have to do it because "I have no breath."
For a moment I was like then how the hell are you talking? but then I decided, you know what, just go with it.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I mean he attended the scholomance, he's pretty fucking magic.
of course he's got blood in his body! he literally drinks it!
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Tummy blood isn't the same as dick blood.
And they didn't.
So he died.
Okay, doctor. Dr. Ackula.
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/where-to-stream-the-oscar-nominated-documentary-for-sama/ You can view it in its entirety for free on PBS right now
Steam
*scribbles notes*
I used to have a book that was set in a regular ol' mundane world post-vampire apocalypse. All the vampires still have to go to work and shit, but at dusk instead of dawn etc.
Anyway, the vampires could have sex, but it required freshly feeding (an artificial blood substitute they drink) and a very warm room to get that blood going. They were also, obviously, real big into biting.
More like
wait for it
Schlongomance.
The opening chase fucking rules and is easily the high point. But any time we’re moving fast is thrilling, even if the story isn’t going forward. Like when Goose rides his motorcycle for a while before randomly crashing, only to get in a car and keep going. There’s no narrative function at all, but it’s worthwhile just as an experience. There’s a lot of that, and I loved it.
Also this scene with Roger Ward with no shirt and those pants. Jesus. This movie has a fascinating sexuality that I’d love to try and unpack, but for now I’m just gonna enjoy it.
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