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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Why can't I just get to sleep

    I suggest it's probably Macbeth's fault

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I have awoken to find England cleaned up the last four SA wickets for precisely one run.

    After Wolves came back from two behind yesterday to beat Saints at home this is turning into a very fine sporting weekend.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why can't I just get to sleep

    I suggest it's probably Macbeth's fault

    I never can get that Tomorrow speech out of my head.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    My company is trying to get us to install this app on our personal devices and I want to laugh at them so hard

    https://www.nudgerewards.com/

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    My company is trying to get us to install this app on our personal devices and I want to laugh at them so hard

    https://www.nudgerewards.com/

    I have read several pages of that site and still don't understand what the app does

    I get the general sense it's in some sense a one way messaging app

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    cB557 wrote: »
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    I thought it was going to be a made up name to refer to the general concept of an unpronounceable foreign backwater.

    polish spelling makes parodying it impossible

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    japan wrote: »
    My company is trying to get us to install this app on our personal devices and I want to laugh at them so hard

    https://www.nudgerewards.com/

    I have read several pages of that site and still don't understand what the app does

    I get the general sense it's in some sense a one way messaging app

    yeah me neither but the general idea I think like you said is a one way messaging app "to keep us connected to head office" there is apparently some kind of points system (the website straight up says "gamification") but from what I gather its only used as a leaderboard with employees there is no actual reward system attached.

    EDIT: They are using it to try and push rewards membership signups

    bloodyroarxx on
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    There's 2 misses in the entire video, which is impressive even if it's rehearsed spawns seeing as Doom has accurate hit reg and they're playing without crosshair (assuming no blutac shenanigans).

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    It's one way but also a circle
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    Coinage on
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    what's with the vaguely starwars font

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    what's with the vaguely starwars font

    It should have been Papyrus.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    ronya wrote: »
    what's with the vaguely starwars font

    Pray they do not alter the deal any further.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Lol I barely have outlook installed on my company bought phone

    PSN: Honkalot
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,

    there was staff feedback

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Finding out that the Three Houses dlc is stand-alone means I’ll probably get it. There’s too much shared path content for me to be willing to replay the game with another house.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    A friend of mine has found a bug on an online betting website

    He's made £25k this morning but the website is refusing, obviously, to cash out. So he's going to a high street branch where they should literally give it him in cash.

    It's exciting stuff

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine has found a bug on an online betting website

    He's made £25k this morning but the website is refusing, obviously, to cash out. So he's going to a high street branch where they should literally give it him in cash.

    It's exciting stuff

    spoiler alert: they will not

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    It's one way but also a circle
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    circle with a bunch of lines coming out of it? That’s a butthole

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    It's one way but also a circle
    Tn95SCMl.png

    circle with a bunch of lines coming out of it? That’s a butthole

    *

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I’d lean towards we should jail all execs for online betting and casinos (safe to assume they all have at least 10 years of prison worth in their baggage) and create some extremely strict laws before opening it up again. Also we should cut internet access to the island of Malta.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    @Bogart

    This is the English Test Match Team that I became a Cricket fan for.
    Wood to Elgar, OUT, rips through him! 89mph/143kph, sends the off stump cartwheeling! Fullish and straight, Elgar plays across it and gets a tiny outside edge, diverting it straight onto the off stump and sending it flying out the ground. Wood roars in celebration, England have their first breakthrough

    Trace on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine has found a bug on an online betting website

    He's made £25k this morning but the website is refusing, obviously, to cash out. So he's going to a high street branch where they should literally give it him in cash.

    It's exciting stuff

    spoiler alert: they will not

    Yes, but will he end up in some kind of stand off that involves the police being called?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I’d lean towards we should jail all execs for online betting and casinos (safe to assume they all have at least 10 years of prison worth in their baggage) and create some extremely strict laws before opening it up again. Also we should cut internet access to the island of Malta.
    "The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know they’ve reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?”
    “Really?” said Arthur. “No, I didn’t. For what offence?”
    Trillian frowned.
    “What do you mean, offence?”
    “I see."

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Apparently I need to watch Dorohedoro

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine has found a bug on an online betting website

    He's made £25k this morning but the website is refusing, obviously, to cash out. So he's going to a high street branch where they should literally give it him in cash.

    It's exciting stuff

    spoiler alert: they will not

    Yes, but will he end up in some kind of stand off that involves the police being called?

    In store has a limit of 1k in cash per day. He's going to try and go to 25 shops today. I doubt it's actually a 1k per store limite though

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular

    I'll be honest, I didn't realise "muscular fork lady" was an anime niche

    Yet somehow, I'm not surprised?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    get to be a handyman today and change out the funk motor in the master bath as it has died

    thing looks like it was installed thirty years before the house was built. it had a hard life i guess

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    get to be a handyman today and change out the funk motor in the master bath as it has died

    thing looks like it was installed thirty years before the house was built. it had a hard life i guess

    this is the only result I get for funk motor

    https://youtu.be/upCp08_94lQ

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Today in "questions I thought I'd never ask":

    I wonder where I can buy a decent kettlebell.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Is she the new Blue Raja?

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Today in "questions I thought I'd never ask":

    I wonder where I can buy a decent kettlebell.

    Any sporting goods store nearby is probably your best bet. Buying these online is tricky because of the weight, so shipping is expensive.

    The great thing about kettlebells is that “decent” doesn’t mean expensive. It’s a weight with a handle. Simple is great.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    get to be a handyman today and change out the funk motor in the master bath as it has died

    thing looks like it was installed thirty years before the house was built. it had a hard life i guess

    this is the only result I get for funk motor

    https://youtu.be/upCp08_94lQ

    that is it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    funk motor refers to the bathroom exhaust fan

    when we were kids we used to sing a song

    turn on the funk motor
    turn the funk motor on
    cause the bathroom stinks
    and it hurts my nose

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    fun fact, mr melody is a richmond area native

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Chanus, I don’t believe a single thing you’re saying right now. Top to bottom, soup to nuts—I think you’s a liar.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Chanus, I don’t believe a single thing you’re saying right now. Top to bottom, soup to nuts—I think you’s a liar.

    it is all true!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    funk motor got heavy rotation on Power 93 in the early 90s because it was a hometown hit

    and kids like making up bathroom humor

    it all checks out

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Six wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Today in "questions I thought I'd never ask":

    I wonder where I can buy a decent kettlebell.

    Any sporting goods store nearby is probably your best bet. Buying these online is tricky because of the weight, so shipping is expensive.

    The great thing about kettlebells is that “decent” doesn’t mean expensive. It’s a weight with a handle. Simple is great.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX0MB7pJtKs

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Six wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Today in "questions I thought I'd never ask":

    I wonder where I can buy a decent kettlebell.

    Any sporting goods store nearby is probably your best bet. Buying these online is tricky because of the weight, so shipping is expensive.

    The great thing about kettlebells is that “decent” doesn’t mean expensive. It’s a weight with a handle. Simple is great.

    The one time amazon prime is useful

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