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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    People dont smoke that dirty shit cause it aint good

    God Id suck a cigarettes dick right now

    i have so many ques- well one really

    He is, of course, talking about Nick O'Teen

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I bet Batman smokes like a chimney off panel

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    oh superman

    always hating the irish

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Old fashioned Batman definitely smokes off panel, new model superathlete violence pervert Batman definitely gets in your face about not smoking

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    I started over on Dead Cells and have spent the last couple of days exploring all the biomes. So far I've beaten every boss available to begin with+dlc, and is now progressing up the boss cells.

    Dead Cells is a good game.

    I have not yet figured out how to do, presumably the Giant DLC? The big whole in the starting area filled with lava and those doors on a platform.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    I started over on Dead Cells and have spent the last couple of days exploring all the biomes. So far I've beaten every boss available to begin with+dlc, and is now progressing up the boss cells.

    Dead Cells is a good game.

    I have not yet figured out how to do, presumably the Giant DLC? The big whole in the starting area filled with lava and those doors on a platform.

    You need to have beaten the game at least once to do it, because you need the ability you gain from that to make it through those doors
    Detach your head and get it through the little wooden crack to unlock the first door, then recall it and just jump through. It can take a bit of work, but luckily you don't take damage from landing your head in the lava.

    After that, you need to take the item you get from there to the graveyard, where it will unlock a door at the end of a similar lava pit. From then on, the door will remain unlocked - you don't need to grab the item every time you want to go to the following biome.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    I started over on Dead Cells and have spent the last couple of days exploring all the biomes. So far I've beaten every boss available to begin with+dlc, and is now progressing up the boss cells.

    Dead Cells is a good game.

    I have not yet figured out how to do, presumably the Giant DLC? The big whole in the starting area filled with lava and those doors on a platform.

    You need to have beaten the game at least once to do it, because you need the ability you gain from that to make it through those doors
    Detach your head and get it through the little wooden crack to unlock the first door, then recall it and just jump through. It can take a bit of work, but luckily you don't take damage from landing your head in the lava.

    After that, you need to take the item you get from there to the graveyard, where it will unlock a door at the end of a similar lava pit. From then on, the door will remain unlocked - you don't need to grab the item every time you want to go to the following biome.

    Oh shit I forgot I could do that. It's been a while since I first beat it.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh shit - if you have Game Pass for PC, World Of Horror is out for it today

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    oh man, ninja gaiden 2 sure would be nice to play

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Yeah, in my good run last night I picked up a Legendary Broadsword in the Toxic Sewers with some seriously good traits that meant I was one-shotting pretty much everything up to the Concierge. Just so much damage. I was still wiping out elite enemies in a couple combos up as far as the clock tower. So long as I could position myself to get that critical combo chain, there was basically nothing I couldn't kill with 6k+ combo damage.

    It only went off the rails when I decided to swap to a Legendary Frypan. I mean, I got to beat monsters to death by hitting them repeatedly in the face with an exploding frypan, so no regrets, but there's no doubt it was a tactical step down in terms of lethality and survivability.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Old fashioned Batman definitely smokes off panel, new model superathlete violence pervert Batman definitely gets in your face about not smoking

    he secretly wants you to smoke though because he gets super horny about the idea of slicing your cig in half mid-drag with a batarang

    "if the carcinogens don't put you in the hospital, I sure will" Batman says in a low grumbly voice. He has been camped outside your fire escape for four hours waiting for you so that he could say this, and has rehearsed the line in his head many times.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Yeah, in my good run last night I picked up a Legendary Broadsword in the Toxic Sewers with some seriously good traits that meant I was one-shotting pretty much everything up to the Concierge. Just so much damage. I was still wiping out elite enemies in a couple combos up as far as the clock tower. So long as I could position myself to get that critical combo chain, there was basically nothing I couldn't kill with 6k+ combo damage.

    It only went off the rails when I decided to swap to a Legendary Frypan. I mean, I got to beat monsters to death by hitting them repeatedly in the face with an exploding frypan, so no regrets, but there's no doubt it was a tactical step down in terms of lethality and survivability.

    I just did my first run where I got Left and Right Scythe Claw and whooo boy those are good. They carried me all the way from the very first checkpoint to the end. Didn't even matter they were only like rank 2. All the frenzy mutation is super strong with them because the high attack power.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    This is some good animation of Superman launching Nick o'Teene into the stratosphere if anyone hasn't seen it already

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRMeeuP3F0

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Platy wrote: »
    This is some good animation of Superman launching Nick o'Teene into the stratosphere if anyone hasn't seen it already

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRMeeuP3F0

    Jesus Christ Superman don’t blast those kids with xrays also did you just kill a man

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    You know what's as bad for you as cigarettes?

    Carbonated sugared beverages.

    That's right. The black ichor. The green poteen. The orange crush. Radiator Coolant. Bepis. They go by many names. But one's thing for sure; the one thing they all carry, besides the taste that everyone enjoys, is DEATH!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    You know what's as bad for you as cigarettes?

    Carbonated sugared beverages.

    That's right. The black ichor. The green poteen. The orange crush. Radiator Coolant. Bepis. They go by many names. But one's thing for sure; the one thing they all carry, besides the taste that everyone enjoys, is DEATH!

    ......Bepis?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elaro wrote: »
    You know what's as bad for you as cigarettes?

    Carbonated sugared beverages.

    That's right. The black ichor. The green poteen. The orange crush. Radiator Coolant. Bepis. They go by many names. But one's thing for sure; the one thing they all carry, besides the taste that everyone enjoys, is DEATH!

    Mike Bloomberg is paying you $6,000 a month for this?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Elaro wrote: »
    You know what's as bad for you as cigarettes?

    Carbonated sugared beverages.

    That's right. The black ichor. The green poteen. The orange crush. Radiator Coolant. Bepis. They go by many names. But one's thing for sure; the one thing they all carry, besides the taste that everyone enjoys, is DEATH!

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    you've never enjoyed the crimsp, refrenshing flavorn of a Bepis-colda?

    Brolo on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jesus Christ Rolo what has bepis done to your posts

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ahh delglicious bepis soft drank, what bettre to enjoy

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's another Berenstain/Berenstein thing, some people remember the drink's name as Pepsi

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    It's another Berenstain/Berenstein thing, some people remember the drink's name as Pepsi

    No, you're thinking of the beer that is inexplicably marketed as premium outside the US

    I ate an engineer
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I don't think I survived that plane crash.

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    The fuck's a Pepsi

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    You know what's as bad for you as cigarettes?

    Carbonated sugared beverages.

    That's right. The black ichor. The green poteen. The orange crush. Radiator Coolant. Bepis. They go by many names. But one's thing for sure; the one thing they all carry, besides the taste that everyone enjoys, is DEATH!

    Mike Bloomberg is paying you $6,000 a month for this?

    God, I wish.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    The fuck's a Pepsi

    Sounds like a weird nickname for genitals

    There's no plan, there's no race to be run
    The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I prefer CR Rola, the only Rola worth a good goddamn

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    People, did the mods not just add "Bepis" to the spamfilter?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Blood and Wine, more like Bright and Colourful amirite.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm a Coake man myself.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    A fast-paced Point-and-Click adventure AND an indie platfomer in one! Join adventurer Ben and wannabe indie darling Dan in a race against time to stop all the Apocalypses happening at the same time.
    Feb 21 - Lair of the Clockwork God (point and click, adventure, action)

    Taur is an action-strategy sci-fi game. Control the Prime Cannon and unlock all of its powerful weapons and abilities. Build turrets, droids, aircraft and more as you fight to protect the homeworld of the Tauron droids against a relentless invasion. Will your Taur stand against the Imperion warmachine?
    Feb 20 - Taur (RTS, tower defense, strategy)

    Take part in a Russian space program. Design spacecrafts and send them off to explore the vast expanses of space. Experience the real scale of the Solar system and the size of its celestial bodies.
    Feb 20 - How do you like it Elon Musk (up yours Elon Musk, fuck you Elon Musk, eat shit Elon Musk)

    Play as Lumote a squishy bioluminescent creature on a quest to overthrow the Mastermote. Possess, jump and think your way through this beautiful 3D puzzle platformer with vivid visuals and quirky characters.
    Feb 20 - Lumote (action, puzzle, pretty)

    Brolo on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm a Coake man myself.

    Conc 4 lyfe

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I played a bit of Quantum League.

    The shooting is pretty basic, but I guess if it wasn't it'd be too much with the time stuff going on.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »

    oh my god the mail delivery bird is also a cassowary

    give me thiiiiis

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    KeyWe is precious

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Fallen London has, after years and years, made good on their pledge to finish the Ambitions which are the major storylines you can commit your character to.

    To progress in this storyline I now need a rare success (probability not listed) on a randomly drawn card from a very large pool of cards. I get six chances to draw that card in an hour. It is hard to like this.

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