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A Vampire Appears
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Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
You meet a bonafide vampire and they offer to turn you
Pros: Blood sustains you, immortal, ageless, enhanced strength, speed, and senses, can turn in to bats, weird powers as time goes on, can sleep for years if you want, get to see future cars.
Cons: Blood sustains you, sunlight kills you, silver fucks you up, seeing all your loved ones die, unless you're a terrible person consent is going to be an issue, will never eat Italian food again.
Neutral: Decapitation or a stake through the heart kills you. Can't enter a home uninvited. You're friendly to Bunnicula. Frankly all of these should apply to you already.
Clarifying information:
I want it the whole deal. Goth makeup, caskets, secret societies, social intrigue, sex and drugs symbolism, unnecessarily complicated plans to rule the world. Die old and leave a pretty pile of ash.
You got your own thing going and that's cool, but I'm really only here for the immortality. We can hang out if you want but please respect my space and dress appropriately for the venue.
I'M SLEEPING I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR POLL
You understand it's, like, inside of other people right? Yeah no getting from the locally sourced all organic pig breeder is also nasty.
You expect me to stay in when it's a beautiful spring day outside? Screw that you dweeb I'm not giving up the best half of the day.
You drink blood, take advantage of people, and have accrued disgusting amounts of wealth over the centuries. Don't try and pull that #notallvampires shit with me.
*indecipherable chewing noises*
Pros: Blood sustains you, immortal, ageless, enhanced strength, speed, and senses, can turn in to bats, weird powers as time goes on, can sleep for years if you want, get to see future cars.
Cons: Blood sustains you, sunlight kills you, silver fucks you up, seeing all your loved ones die, unless you're a terrible person consent is going to be an issue, will never eat Italian food again.
Neutral: Decapitation or a stake through the heart kills you. Can't enter a home uninvited. You're friendly to Bunnicula. Frankly all of these should apply to you already.
Clarifying information:
- You don't have to kill someone to feed.
- You can still eat regular food minus garlic.
- No arithomania, can cross water, and religious symbols have no effect.
- You can survive off animal blood but it tastes bad.
Hell yeah
I want it the whole deal. Goth makeup, caskets, secret societies, social intrigue, sex and drugs symbolism, unnecessarily complicated plans to rule the world. Die old and leave a pretty pile of ash.
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
You got your own thing going and that's cool, but I'm really only here for the immortality. We can hang out if you want but please respect my space and dress appropriately for the venue.
I can sleep as long as I want you say
I'M SLEEPING I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR POLL
Ew no blood is gross
You understand it's, like, inside of other people right? Yeah no getting from the locally sourced all organic pig breeder is also nasty.
I'd miss the sun
You expect me to stay in when it's a beautiful spring day outside? Screw that you dweeb I'm not giving up the best half of the day.
Time to start hunting vampires
You drink blood, take advantage of people, and have accrued disgusting amounts of wealth over the centuries. Don't try and pull that #notallvampires shit with me.
I'd sooner die than give up Italian
*indecipherable chewing noises*
A Vampire Appears 143 votes
Hell yeah
25%
37 votes
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
22%
32 votes
I can sleep as long as I want you say
8%
12 votes
Ew no blood is gross
0%
1 vote
I'd miss the sun
4%
7 votes
Time to start hunting vampires
7%
11 votes
I'd sooner die than give up Italian
30%
43 votes
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one million more raves pls
Would suck to fall off your bicycle and face-plant into a hawthorn tree or shrub
?
Seriously. People I know and love die already. That's no reason I should die.
:winky:
Yeah, as long as I get to live forever and never die, I'd be good. Sure, seeing everyone die would suck, whatever. I'll have plenty of time to get over it. I'll go live in a cave for a few hundred years every time I need to get away and work shit out or whatever. Catch up on some sleep. Come back with a new identity see if there's anything cool that's been invented.
My ginger and onion consumption would probably see a sharp uptick.
Don't look a gift horse in the vagina, just accept it and go about your day
Yes.
I want like a big cloak with a super tall collar that turns into bat wings, and a black and red suit for talking to mortals.
I'd steer society over the centuries to come to hate garlic.
That's what would make me the real monster.
i wanna be a dracula
ginger tastes like soap to me but you'd better believe I'd be using a lot more shallot
I'll kick off at 83 and eat alllllllllll the garlic I want
Caves historically don't get very good Internet anyway so that'd be right out for me
though in all reality me as a vampire is just donal logue in blade
And I'm okay with that.
Being sentenced to eternal life with no garlic bread? No, thank you, friend. Just no.
Like yeah I'd miss the sun and garlic and looking at myself in the mirror
But it's still absolutely one of my life goals