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A Vampire Appears

QuidQuid Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
You meet a bonafide vampire and they offer to turn you

Pros: Blood sustains you, immortal, ageless, enhanced strength, speed, and senses, can turn in to bats, weird powers as time goes on, can sleep for years if you want, get to see future cars.

Cons: Blood sustains you, sunlight kills you, silver fucks you up, seeing all your loved ones die, unless you're a terrible person consent is going to be an issue, will never eat Italian food again.

Neutral: Decapitation or a stake through the heart kills you. Can't enter a home uninvited. You're friendly to Bunnicula. Frankly all of these should apply to you already.

Clarifying information:
  • You don't have to kill someone to feed.
  • You can still eat regular food minus garlic.
  • No arithomania, can cross water, and religious symbols have no effect.
  • You can survive off animal blood but it tastes bad.
Hell yeah
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I want it the whole deal. Goth makeup, caskets, secret societies, social intrigue, sex and drugs symbolism, unnecessarily complicated plans to rule the world. Die old and leave a pretty pile of ash.

I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
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You got your own thing going and that's cool, but I'm really only here for the immortality. We can hang out if you want but please respect my space and dress appropriately for the venue.

I can sleep as long as I want you say
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I'M SLEEPING I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR POLL

Ew no blood is gross
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You understand it's, like, inside of other people right? Yeah no getting from the locally sourced all organic pig breeder is also nasty.

I'd miss the sun
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You expect me to stay in when it's a beautiful spring day outside? Screw that you dweeb I'm not giving up the best half of the day.

Time to start hunting vampires
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You drink blood, take advantage of people, and have accrued disgusting amounts of wealth over the centuries. Don't try and pull that #notallvampires shit with me.

I'd sooner die than give up Italian
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*indecipherable chewing noises*

A Vampire Appears 143 votes

Hell yeah
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I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
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I can sleep as long as I want you say
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Ew no blood is gross
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I'd miss the sun
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Time to start hunting vampires
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I'd sooner die than give up Italian
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    it is my number one all time home-run wish to meet a vampire and convince them to Sire me.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    finally a chance to live out my dream of literally consuming the rich for the purpose of sustenance

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    without question

    one million more raves pls

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    I'm actually fine giving up Italian but it's garlic you'll never take from me. I'm pretty sure my blood is toxic to vampires with how much I use the stuff

    Madican on
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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    "This coffin was nailed shut... from the inside!?"

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    @Rorshach Kringle was your thinking "hell I'll never die anyway, might as well be super messy about it"

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    I'd be down for the occasional goth rave but otherwise I'd be an immortal homebody

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'd do the goth thing

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Pros: Hawthorn bushes aren't as common as they used to be

    Would suck to fall off your bicycle and face-plant into a hawthorn tree or shrub

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Gustav wrote: »
    without question

    one million more raves pls

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6VJQZxeWNY

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    Children's rights are human rights.
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Hell yeah
    I would absolutely become immortal. And I think the tortured immortal tope is bullshit

    Gustav on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I heard Dracula has an amazing rooster

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    giving up garlic is the worst part, no question, but I'd manage

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Gustav wrote: »
    I would absolutely become immortal. And I think the tortured immortal tope is bullshit

    Seriously. People I know and love die already. That's no reason I should die.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Platy wrote: »
    I heard Dracula has an amazing rooster

    :winky:

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Gustav wrote: »
    I would absolutely become immortal. And I think the tortured immortal tope is bullshit

    Yeah, as long as I get to live forever and never die, I'd be good. Sure, seeing everyone die would suck, whatever. I'll have plenty of time to get over it. I'll go live in a cave for a few hundred years every time I need to get away and work shit out or whatever. Catch up on some sleep. Come back with a new identity see if there's anything cool that's been invented.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    this was a no-brainer

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    cant i just turn all the people who want to be immortal into immortals too

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    I am so very tired, y'all

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    I'd be up for it, but I'd probably check into it first, see if we're talking Count Van Count vampires of Buffy vampires. Also, why is this random vampire willing to Sire me? Sounds suspicious.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Shorty wrote: »
    giving up garlic is the worst part, no question, but I'd manage

    My ginger and onion consumption would probably see a sharp uptick.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    I'd be up for it, but I'd probably check into it first, see if we're talking Count Van Count vampires of Buffy vampires. Also, why is this random vampire willing to Sire me? Sounds suspicious.

    Don't look a gift horse in the vagina, just accept it and go about your day

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Gustav wrote: »
    cant i just turn all the people who want to be immortal into immortals too

    Yes.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    If you're gonna do it you should really go for it you know what I mean?

    I want like a big cloak with a super tall collar that turns into bat wings, and a black and red suit for talking to mortals.

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    I see literally no downside

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The problem with immortality is, that over a long enough timescale, something like this is bound to happen to you

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    It wouldn't even be just Italian you'd have to be wary of, depending on how poisonous garlic is, since it can be thrown into a ton of dishes without you realizing it

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    i'll just poor a lot of booze in my animal blood thanks

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Death before disgarlic.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Also disappearing into a cave would be nice but I think it would get really boring after a week, let alone a hundred years

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Madican wrote: »
    It wouldn't even be just Italian you'd have to be wary of, depending on how poisonous garlic is, since it can be thrown into a ton of dishes without you realizing it

    I'd steer society over the centuries to come to hate garlic.

    That's what would make me the real monster.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Shorty wrote: »
    @Rorshach Kringle was your thinking "hell I'll never die anyway, might as well be super messy about it"

    i wanna be a dracula

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Quid wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    giving up garlic is the worst part, no question, but I'd manage

    My ginger and onion consumption would probably see a sharp uptick.

    ginger tastes like soap to me but you'd better believe I'd be using a lot more shallot

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    If instead of staking they'd just dump vampires in a lead box to the bottom of the ocean, nobody would want to become a vampire

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    you all can have all the blood you want

    I'll kick off at 83 and eat alllllllllll the garlic I want

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Platy wrote: »
    Also disappearing into a cave would be nice but I think it would get really boring after a week, let alone a hundred years

    Caves historically don't get very good Internet anyway so that'd be right out for me

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Shorty wrote: »
    "Rorshach Kringle" was your thinking "hell I'll never die anyway, might as well be super messy about it"

    i wanna be a dracula

    though in all reality me as a vampire is just donal logue in blade

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Garlic bread is already going to be the death of me.
    And I'm okay with that.

    Being sentenced to eternal life with no garlic bread? No, thank you, friend. Just no.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    also if i go dracula im going full goth no question

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    I'm pretty much there already

    Like yeah I'd miss the sun and garlic and looking at myself in the mirror

    But it's still absolutely one of my life goals

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