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Also disappearing into a cave would be nice but I think it would get really boring after a week, let alone a hundred years
Caves historically don't get very good Internet anyway so that'd be right out for me
No, see, you go down there to get away from everything. You play in the blind, eyeless dark for awhile and then take a nice, long nap without anybody disturbing you for a hundred years or more. Come out refreshed and now nobody knows who you are and you can do whatever.
My only worry would be about languages and customs and clothing changing too much while asleep. I don't know if I could keep some generic clothes with me, as they'd probably rot in the cave, and with no wifi or way to keep a cell phone charged I wouldn't be able to look up current events and all that jazz. I'd have to just walk into a city and hope I don't stick out too much.
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
I'd be up for it, but I'd probably check into it first, see if we're talking Count Van Count vampires of Buffy vampires. Also, why is this random vampire willing to Sire me? Sounds suspicious.
Don't look a gift horse in the vagina, just accept it and go about your day
I mean, the question didn't specify the vampire's gender or if they have the hots for me. This offer coming from a cute goth lady would definitely affect my decisions, though.
I mean, "made of nanomachines" is my go-to first choice of immortality, but I'd be okay with this one.
You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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AuralynxDarkness is a perspectiveWatching the ego workRegistered Userregular
I'd have picked the "but no Goth stuff" answer, but for real, if immortal I'd just be tempted to shut my dang eyes, get up in like 10 years, get some blood, assess the situation, repeat as needed.
Vampirism is a disease with a 100% mortality rate, with the added bonus that now a parasite is piloting the corpse around, pretending it's the same person. It's not murder to end a vampire, it's housekeeping.
Biases built from 25 years of playing Hermetic Mages in World of Darkness games may be surfacing here, of course.
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I only went with the first one because black boots, jeans, gray tank top, long black jacket, black cowboy hat is already my aesthetic so like it's really just a matter of serendipity that I'd be this one most odd the time. Also comfy pajamas in the coffin.
Become a vampire. Stay up all night playing videogames. Use your super human vampire reflexes and speed to dominate online shooters. With your skill and vampire charisma become vampire twitch streamer. Get all the big tittied goth girl fans. Your top donors get to have their blood sucked on stream.
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
Good news is vampires and garlic lovers would probably get along pretty well. Vampires won't want blood from someone full of garlic and also wouldn't be a threat to the garlic supply. Meanwhilee they help cull potential threats to the garlic.
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No, see, you go down there to get away from everything. You play in the blind, eyeless dark for awhile and then take a nice, long nap without anybody disturbing you for a hundred years or more. Come out refreshed and now nobody knows who you are and you can do whatever.
My only worry would be about languages and customs and clothing changing too much while asleep. I don't know if I could keep some generic clothes with me, as they'd probably rot in the cave, and with no wifi or way to keep a cell phone charged I wouldn't be able to look up current events and all that jazz. I'd have to just walk into a city and hope I don't stick out too much.
I mean, the question didn't specify the vampire's gender or if they have the hots for me. This offer coming from a cute goth lady would definitely affect my decisions, though.
I mean, "made of nanomachines" is my go-to first choice of immortality, but I'd be okay with this one.
I'd have picked the "but no Goth stuff" answer, but for real, if immortal I'd just be tempted to shut my dang eyes, get up in like 10 years, get some blood, assess the situation, repeat as needed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vampire_traits_in_folklore_and_fiction
Please do not stereotype us we are a diverse and inclusive culture
Oh yeah, that's also a huge perk. I wouldn't ever have to look at my ugly face in a mirror anymore!
Pass the garlic knots.
Shorty seems like a pretty good guy in my experience
Biases built from 25 years of playing Hermetic Mages in World of Darkness games may be surfacing here, of course.
A: Aaaaagh
B: Wuuuagh
C: try to fight back
Sounds like a good time to me.
Killing vampire hunters on stream will get you so many subs. Plus it's not like I'm doing anything illegal, all my blood sucking is consentual.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Blood bank contacts works.
About a pint every three days. You can go longer if you drink more.
Vampires are the origin of the coronavirus.
No that’s a zombie
You're already pretty smelly
I didn't know Platy lives in London?
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
I read that manga