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A Vampire Appears

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's good that vampires can't look into a mirror, otherwise they'd be horrified at ehat they've become

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Madican wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Also disappearing into a cave would be nice but I think it would get really boring after a week, let alone a hundred years

    Caves historically don't get very good Internet anyway so that'd be right out for me

    No, see, you go down there to get away from everything. You play in the blind, eyeless dark for awhile and then take a nice, long nap without anybody disturbing you for a hundred years or more. Come out refreshed and now nobody knows who you are and you can do whatever.

    My only worry would be about languages and customs and clothing changing too much while asleep. I don't know if I could keep some generic clothes with me, as they'd probably rot in the cave, and with no wifi or way to keep a cell phone charged I wouldn't be able to look up current events and all that jazz. I'd have to just walk into a city and hope I don't stick out too much.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'd be up for it, but I'd probably check into it first, see if we're talking Count Van Count vampires of Buffy vampires. Also, why is this random vampire willing to Sire me? Sounds suspicious.

    Don't look a gift horse in the vagina, just accept it and go about your day

    I mean, the question didn't specify the vampire's gender or if they have the hots for me. This offer coming from a cute goth lady would definitely affect my decisions, though.

    I mean, "made of nanomachines" is my go-to first choice of immortality, but I'd be okay with this one.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I am so very tired, y'all

    I'd have picked the "but no Goth stuff" answer, but for real, if immortal I'd just be tempted to shut my dang eyes, get up in like 10 years, get some blood, assess the situation, repeat as needed.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Platy is first on the list when the farms are operational

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hell yeah
    Oh also just as a useful reminder, the best Wikipedia page ever made is about vampires and here it is:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vampire_traits_in_folklore_and_fiction

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    I thought the question was whether you'd like to be turned into a vampire, not if you'd like to become Rip Van Winkle

    Platy on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Platy wrote: »
    I thought the question was whether you'd like to be turned into a vampire, not if you'd like to become Rip Van Winkle

    Please do not stereotype us we are a diverse and inclusive culture

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Platy wrote: »
    It's good that vampires can't look into a mirror, otherwise they'd be horrified at ehat they've become

    Oh yeah, that's also a huge perk. I wouldn't ever have to look at my ugly face in a mirror anymore!

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  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    Hell yes put that vitae in me

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    You know who you get to hang out with if you get turned into a vampire? The kinds of people who want to get turned into a vampire.

    Pass the garlic knots.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Jedoc wrote: »
    You know who you get to hang out with if you get turned into a vampire? The kinds of people who want to get turned into a vampire.

    Pass the garlic knots.

    Shorty seems like a pretty good guy in my experience

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    This is the official Team Edward thread now

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    yeah but it's supposed to be a secret

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Shorty seems like a pretty not awful vampire in my experience

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    Goes without saying, but fuck the Camarilla

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Time to start hunting vampires
    Vampirism is a disease with a 100% mortality rate, with the added bonus that now a parasite is piloting the corpse around, pretending it's the same person. It's not murder to end a vampire, it's housekeeping.

    Biases built from 25 years of playing Hermetic Mages in World of Darkness games may be surfacing here, of course.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    I only went with the first one because black boots, jeans, gray tank top, long black jacket, black cowboy hat is already my aesthetic so like it's really just a matter of serendipity that I'd be this one most odd the time. Also comfy pajamas in the coffin.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    A werewolf appears

    A: Aaaaagh
    B: Wuuuagh
    C: try to fight back

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    At some point I'd take a winter vacation to a cozy cabin in northern Finland and do all the drugs

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Become a vampire. Stay up all night playing videogames. Use your super human vampire reflexes and speed to dominate online shooters. With your skill and vampire charisma become vampire twitch streamer. Get all the big tittied goth girl fans. Your top donors get to have their blood sucked on stream.

    Sounds like a good time to me.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Advertising your existence seems like it would lead to geting Buffered or Van-Helsinged

    Platy on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Platy wrote: »
    Advertising your existence seems like it would lead to geting Buffered or Van-Helsinged

    Killing vampire hunters on stream will get you so many subs. Plus it's not like I'm doing anything illegal, all my blood sucking is consentual.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It might not be illegal but it's probably against Twitch rules

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Tracksuit vampire, baby

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Would you even need to suck blood or could you strike up an arrangement with someone at a blood bank?

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    How much blood do I have to sucky suck on a daily basis? Also how does blood taste like to a vampire? I hope it doesn't taste like Ensure.

    Peas on
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Do vampires need to practice social distancing, considering the likely origin of the coronavirus?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Madican wrote: »
    Would you even need to suck blood or could you strike up an arrangement with someone at a blood bank?

    Blood bank contacts works.
    Peas wrote: »
    How much blood do I have to sucky suck on a daily basis?

    About a pint every three days. You can go longer if you drink more.
    Madican wrote: »
    Do vampires need to practice social distancing, considering the likely origin of the coronavirus?

    Vampires are the origin of the coronavirus.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Of course, I picked the best option.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    this was a no-brainer

    No that’s a zombie

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    See now being a werewolf I'd be down for. I've always wanted super-smell and I'm already like 80% of the way to being a dog or dog-like creature.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah
    3clipse wrote: »
    See now being a werewolf I'd be down for. I've always wanted super-smell and I'm already like 80% of the way to being a dog or dog-like creature.

    You're already pretty smelly

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hell yeah
    Platy wrote: »
    A werewolf appears

    A: Pina Colada at trader vic's
    B: walking with the queen
    C: AWOOOO

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Uriel wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    A werewolf appears

    A: Pina Colada at trader vic's
    B: walking with the queen
    C: AWOOOO

    I didn't know Platy lives in London?

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Being able to super smell everything in a wide radius seems like a bad time to me

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I can sleep as long as I want you say
    I was planning on going into torpor anyways so this seems like an absolute win

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
    Good news is vampires and garlic lovers would probably get along pretty well. Vampires won't want blood from someone full of garlic and also wouldn't be a threat to the garlic supply. Meanwhilee they help cull potential threats to the garlic.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I'd sooner die than give up Italian
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tracksuit vampire, baby

    I read that manga

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