Imo if you're not drinking virgin blood you're not really drinking blood.
Oh man does that mean when we become vampires we can feed off gamers and incels?
This is just getting better.
I watched Bit last year at a festival, and the vampire hunters in that movie were all MRAs and redpillers.
When the ladies go to attack their base, the dorks get out their flamethrowers and stakes and shit. And the vampires just lob a grenade through the window and are like "Why do they always think we can't use weapons?"
Anyway, the moral of the story is if Diana Hopper wanted to murder me and drink my blood I would absolutely let her.
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HeadCreepsNOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING!Registered Userregular
Well during the first showing of Bram Stoker's Dracula I saw in a very full cinema. A woman sitting about 3 rows to my left said during the race up the mountain. I would do anything for a night with Dracula. so I don't doubt people like that exist
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
I like the stories where vampires own and operate blood banks and have MOST of the blood actually go to the causes they claim, but just like skim some off the top to get by
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
that's how I'd operate once I culled humanity of the overly wealthy
I like the stories where vampires own and operate blood banks and have MOST of the blood actually go to the causes they claim, but just like skim some off the top to get by
It's a neat solution to the issue when you want them in a role other than monster, yes. I mean it's like milking cows - they just keep making more.
The problem of course is that in reality people don't donate enough blood to begin with. The inability of vampires to seduce people into giving blood because they're nocturnal is a bit of a sticking point I think.
Ugh, can't believe having friends is making me consider not becoming a vampire, but I like hanging out with them at work, which requires being around in the day
Can I wear long sleeves and carry an umbrella like Cassidy in Preacher?
Can I be a reverse vampire
Shriveled and weak when starved of sunlight. All garlic, all the time. Absolutely impervious to silver.
... wait I think this is just me right now. Or a fussy potplant.
Becoming a vampire seems like it would impede my ultimate plan of becoming a spooky scary skeleton.
The house across the street from me used to be a party house
Their backyard was a sea of cans. It's an odd sound to hear people wade though it
One morning walking home from work. One of the people who lived there was sitting in the driveway in shorts and a old white shirt sitting a plastic lawn chair. Asked me in a slightly drunk voice how did i feel that my skeleton was hitching a free ride inside my body
In our current VtM campaign, two thirds of the party were immediately put into torpor by a single werewolf. I barely managed to get them to safety with my zero ranks in Drive.
Definitely A and B, repeatedly, for about twenty minutes.
If vampires are real then one is obliged to become devoutly religious because apparently there is a whole fucking supernatural catalogue of bullshit that is also real up to and including a creator deity who sanctions all these preposterous shenanigans and so I choose not to contemplate vampires
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Can I be a reverse vampire
Shriveled and weak when starved of sunlight. All garlic, all the time. Absolutely impervious to silver.
... wait I think this is just me right now. Or a fussy potplant.
I still feel the movie Vampires gave a really neat way to show vampire hunters [it kind of carried onto the Hunter rpg books] the practical use of gear knowing you don't really stand a chance against the monsters and how they might be slighty unhinged
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Now come on, you know that silver bullets is for werewolves
What you need is a sturdy sharpened wooden stake
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I watched Bit last year at a festival, and the vampire hunters in that movie were all MRAs and redpillers.
Anyway, the moral of the story is if Diana Hopper wanted to murder me and drink my blood I would absolutely let her.
It's got good writing
I would play that game in the original tweet too but it looks like banging Dracula costs premium currency!
immortality seems boring, and blood is gross.
But like, the fuck's the point of that if I can never cook with garlic or get drunk in a park at noon again?
Blood is cool, and immortality lends itself to endless procrastination, it's my greatest fantasy
wait
werewolves rule, werewolves also drool, vampires... ghoul?
It's a neat solution to the issue when you want them in a role other than monster, yes. I mean it's like milking cows - they just keep making more.
The problem of course is that in reality people don't donate enough blood to begin with. The inability of vampires to seduce people into giving blood because they're nocturnal is a bit of a sticking point I think.
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I'd become a highlander I a heartbeat though
THE FUCKING SUN
Can I wear long sleeves and carry an umbrella like Cassidy in Preacher?
My childhood fantasy has always been to get super powers from the sun instead of horrible sunburns and cancer
Shriveled and weak when starved of sunlight. All garlic, all the time. Absolutely impervious to silver.
... wait I think this is just me right now. Or a fussy potplant.
The house across the street from me used to be a party house
Their backyard was a sea of cans. It's an odd sound to hear people wade though it
One morning walking home from work. One of the people who lived there was sitting in the driveway in shorts and a old white shirt sitting a plastic lawn chair. Asked me in a slightly drunk voice how did i feel that my skeleton was hitching a free ride inside my body
In our current VtM campaign, two thirds of the party were immediately put into torpor by a single werewolf. I barely managed to get them to safety with my zero ranks in Drive.
Definitely A and B, repeatedly, for about twenty minutes.
Indeed! Welcome to the primordial roulette wheel that is TERROR OF THE GODS
How's he surviving all that direct sunlight?
Light defuses in the vacuum of space