So I suppose this is the right place to mention that the single-player roleplaying game, Thousand Year Old Vampire is currently 33% off?
Well, the digital version, anyway. It's an amazing book to hold in your hands, though!
This is a great game and I will also recommend it, especially in these times of miserable isolation.
The physical version is indeed very cool, although in some ways I think a digital version will do just as well, if not better. At least partially because I think I would ultimately rather play it with a digital word processor rather than writing things out by hand, just by the nature of how much you're constantly scratching out and replacing.
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
I will become vampire.
I am a short, sleek, shadow. I live in the middle of Canada. I prowl around the cow herds, drinking their blood, leaving only small wounds, distributing my draining among them so as not to be all that noticeable.
Though I have tried to keep myself hidden, legends have spread.
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
I figure animal blood that tastes bad is no different from eating your vegetables.
Except that after you're done eating your vegetables you can also have unlimited ice cream.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
I would turn my wife, tell my sire to fuck off, and put in the few decades of work it'd take to fully live that Addams Family life and never look back.
I mean, just like any meat you should wash it first
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
Seriously though I am going to my local British grocer and buying enough blood pudding to tide me over until I can execute my perfectly conceived heist on Jeff Bezos' blood.
That dudes fluids will sustain me and his fucking pocket change will buy my inscrutable mansion.
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Depends on how popular your stream is. I mean how long could a suspension be if filming children in a public bathroom only gets you like 2 weeks.
Well, the digital version, anyway. It's an amazing book to hold in your hands, though!
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But being a hot goth lady for eternity and being able to eat fools I don't like?
Done and done
Yeah but its less cool to just chomp em
This is a great game and I will also recommend it, especially in these times of miserable isolation.
The physical version is indeed very cool, although in some ways I think a digital version will do just as well, if not better. At least partially because I think I would ultimately rather play it with a digital word processor rather than writing things out by hand, just by the nature of how much you're constantly scratching out and replacing.
Frankly it'd be a duty to turn them
ya get dog dick with that, tho
That's knot a problem for some people
GO TO JAI- oh you're already there
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Bats
Rats
or, uh...
Cats
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I like to seep in as a fog and quietly coalesce in a chair
Hats
Just a storm of all kinds of hats twirling out into the night sky
How about "more vampires" so anyone hunting you freaks out.
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i take out my six shooter and i start blastin
i wanna turn into a giant fuckin' mantis like argento dracula
I am a short, sleek, shadow. I live in the middle of Canada. I prowl around the cow herds, drinking their blood, leaving only small wounds, distributing my draining among them so as not to be all that noticeable.
Though I have tried to keep myself hidden, legends have spread.
The Little Louse on the Prairie they call me.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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It has an odd meh taste or at times a coppery tinge to it
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Switch: SW-5185-4991-5118
PSN: AbEntropy
Yeah, nasty!
Except that after you're done eating your vegetables you can also have unlimited ice cream.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Imo if you're not drinking virgin blood you're not really drinking blood.
Oh man does that mean when we become vampires we can feed off gamers and incels?
This is just getting better.
I am not putting my fucking MOUTH on a fucking GAMER.
They would definitely not be free range
VtM/VtR had rules and bloodlines about vampires who acquired or were cursed to only feed upon plaqued or the ill victims.
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That dudes fluids will sustain me and his fucking pocket change will buy my inscrutable mansion.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.