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[Hiberno-Britannic Politics] Let’s Do The Lockdown Again

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    Question from an ignorant american - if Lewis has the whip removed, does that mean he can be replaced with an actual Tory? Or is this a non-partisan type position or something?

    Bit of both but the short answer is no. The PM and the Leader of the Opposition work to nominate a set of MPs or Lords (who are not current members) who will serve on it for the duration of this parliament, and then Parliament votes to approve this selection. The committee itself then chooses a chairman amongst itself.
    Understandably, it can take quite a while for the PM and the LoO to agree to a shortlist - but there's a lot of UK Parliament stuff that works a bit like this.

    Currently the is one ex-Tory, four Tories, three Labour and one SNP. Everyone is an MP except for one of the Labour ones who is a Lord.
    These members will remain on the Committee for the next five years.

    Wait wait wait. You mean Starmer actually agreed to let Grayling within five hundred miles of this in the first place?
    That's some respect for him lost, if so. If I was anywhere in government, I'd want the computers rigged to shut down as a protective measure if Grayling entered the building.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    So the support for universities has some pretty sinister conditions attached to it

    Universities will be required to close courses leading to "low graduate pay", which is yet to be defined but has long been a cummingsism for "anything not STEM"

    Universities will be prohibited from "subsidising niche student activism" through student unions, again "niche" and "activism" are yet to be defined

    I need to do some numbers on this, because I've long found the Tories' implacable hatred of the university sector odd, given that it's a strong export industry via international students. Less so now, due to the hostile environment and brexit, but I'm not sure how much of a difference that makes.

    The student Union stuff is, I think, interesting because it seems poorly thought through. Most universities are required through their constitutional documents to support student representation and welfare. Altering those documents is not trivial and probably requires primary legislation in many cases. If, in practice, the upshot is that unis are required to withdraw funding and facilities from student unions, the chances are that they're likely to become more explicitly political and radicalised, because then they're less about running a bar and exclusively about fighting the administration on issues of access and representation

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    Question from an ignorant american - if Lewis has the whip removed, does that mean he can be replaced with an actual Tory? Or is this a non-partisan type position or something?

    Bit of both but the short answer is no. The PM and the Leader of the Opposition work to nominate a set of MPs or Lords (who are not current members) who will serve on it for the duration of this parliament, and then Parliament votes to approve this selection. The committee itself then chooses a chairman amongst itself.
    Understandably, it can take quite a while for the PM and the LoO to agree to a shortlist - but there's a lot of UK Parliament stuff that works a bit like this.

    Currently the is one ex-Tory, four Tories, three Labour and one SNP. Everyone is an MP except for one of the Labour ones who is a Lord.
    These members will remain on the Committee for the next five years.

    Wait wait wait. You mean Starmer actually agreed to let Grayling within five hundred miles of this in the first place?
    That's some respect for him lost, if so. If I was anywhere in government, I'd want the computers rigged to shut down as a protective measure if Grayling entered the building.

    He doesn't really have much choice. The Tories have a majority. They ultimately will get a majority on the committee, and Parliament votes to confirm, which is majority Tory. He didn't let it happen. That's not how it works.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I doubt Starmer can veto members. It's more they get a number of seats each according to the makeup of Parliament (note the SNP MP), and put that number of names forward. I doubt there's much that can force someone to withdraw a nomination for one of their MPs.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    japan wrote: »
    So the support for universities has some pretty sinister conditions attached to it

    Universities will be required to close courses leading to "low graduate pay", which is yet to be defined but has long been a cummingsism for "anything not STEM"

    Universities will be prohibited from "subsidising niche student activism" through student unions, again "niche" and "activism" are yet to be defined

    I need to do some numbers on this, because I've long found the Tories' implacable hatred of the university sector odd, given that it's a strong export industry via international students. Less so now, due to the hostile environment and brexit, but I'm not sure how much of a difference that makes.

    The student Union stuff is, I think, interesting because it seems poorly thought through. Most universities are required through their constitutional documents to support student representation and welfare. Altering those documents is not trivial and probably requires primary legislation in many cases. If, in practice, the upshot is that unis are required to withdraw funding and facilities from student unions, the chances are that they're likely to become more explicitly political and radicalised, because then they're less about running a bar and exclusively about fighting the administration on issues of access and representation

    This sounds a lot like the things the right wing are trying to push through in Australia - gutting funding for any degrees that aren’t tech focused.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Anything he touches turns to disaster. He is congenitally incapable of seeing a problem without making it very considerably worse.

    Someone asked John Bercow to do an interview about Grayling and he was only too happy to oblige. "Deny me a peerage, will you?", he pointedly did not add.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    So the support for universities has some pretty sinister conditions attached to it

    Universities will be required to close courses leading to "low graduate pay", which is yet to be defined but has long been a cummingsism for "anything not STEM"

    Universities will be prohibited from "subsidising niche student activism" through student unions, again "niche" and "activism" are yet to be defined

    I need to do some numbers on this, because I've long found the Tories' implacable hatred of the university sector odd, given that it's a strong export industry via international students. Less so now, due to the hostile environment and brexit, but I'm not sure how much of a difference that makes.

    The student Union stuff is, I think, interesting because it seems poorly thought through. Most universities are required through their constitutional documents to support student representation and welfare. Altering those documents is not trivial and probably requires primary legislation in many cases. If, in practice, the upshot is that unis are required to withdraw funding and facilities from student unions, the chances are that they're likely to become more explicitly political and radicalised, because then they're less about running a bar and exclusively about fighting the administration on issues of access and representation

    This sounds a lot like the things the right wing are trying to push through in Australia - gutting funding for any degrees that aren’t tech focused.

    the FASHINTERN seems to be working together nicely..

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Anything he touches turns to disaster. He is congenitally incapable of seeing a problem without making it very considerably worse.

    Someone asked John Bercow to do an interview about Grayling and he was only too happy to oblige. "Deny me a peerage, will you?", he pointedly did not add.

    Motivated by spite or not, he isn't wrong.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    So the support for universities has some pretty sinister conditions attached to it

    Universities will be required to close courses leading to "low graduate pay", which is yet to be defined but has long been a cummingsism for "anything not STEM"

    Universities will be prohibited from "subsidising niche student activism" through student unions, again "niche" and "activism" are yet to be defined

    I need to do some numbers on this, because I've long found the Tories' implacable hatred of the university sector odd, given that it's a strong export industry via international students. Less so now, due to the hostile environment and brexit, but I'm not sure how much of a difference that makes.

    The student Union stuff is, I think, interesting because it seems poorly thought through. Most universities are required through their constitutional documents to support student representation and welfare. Altering those documents is not trivial and probably requires primary legislation in many cases. If, in practice, the upshot is that unis are required to withdraw funding and facilities from student unions, the chances are that they're likely to become more explicitly political and radicalised, because then they're less about running a bar and exclusively about fighting the administration on issues of access and representation

    This sounds a lot like the things the right wing are trying to push through in Australia - gutting funding for any degrees that aren’t tech focused.

    the FASHINTERN seems to be working together nicely..

    It’d be quite interesting if it weren’t so terrifying and stupid.

    fuck gendered marketing
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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Bogart wrote: »
    I doubt Starmer can veto members. It's more they get a number of seats each according to the makeup of Parliament (note the SNP MP), and put that number of names forward. I doubt there's much that can force someone to withdraw a nomination for one of their MPs.

    He could, as I understand it - but it's one of those scorched earth options. The membership is for them both to decide on as a combined decision that seems reasonable to everyone, but this is an important committee that you don't want to play games with. And with the establishment of this commitee being the suposed requirement for the Russia report to be released, you're probably going to accept the odd idiot as long as there's also a few real Tory suggestions on there.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Anything he touches turns to disaster. He is congenitally incapable of seeing a problem without making it very considerably worse.

    Someone asked John Bercow to do an interview about Grayling and he was only too happy to oblige. "Deny me a peerage, will you?", he pointedly did not add.

    It's definitely worth a watch, mostly for the line "Nice chap though he is, his track record shows anything he touches turns to disaster, he is congenitally incapable of seeing a problem without making it very considerably worse."

    Tastyfish on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Even if Starmer could Veto Graylings nomination, what would be the point? If all Cummings wants is to get an empty suit on there they have literally hundreds of backbench Tory MP's who are presumably willing to be a rubber stamp in exchange for some prestige. You can't veto them all and regardless of which sockpuppet gets put in there it's still going to have Cummings hand up its arse. Sometimes you have to pick your battles.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    It'd be a nice change of pace to have someone new who can surprise us with new and imaginative screwups.
    Grayling can only perform as expected by doing something like giving 2 billion of taxpayer money for new office printers for the entire department ("Ooh, 'dot matrix', sounds advanced!").
    If we can't have nice things, is it too much to ask for some originality for the bad things?

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bumbling Toff tells the British public it'll all be over by Christmas

    Bloody hell, history really is a circle isn't it?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Well, at least there has been anything like pig fucki-

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-fox-hunting-sexual-illegal-ban-a9624846.html
    Boris Johnson urged fox hunters to break the law and keep killing animals despite the practice being banned, in an article written while he was a Conservative MP.

    In the 2005 piece Mr Johnson said he "loved" hunting with dogs, in part because of the "semi-sexual relation with the horse" and the "military-style pleasure" of moving as a unit.

    The future prime minister argued that the imposition of the ban was "not about cruelty" but "a Marxian attack" by the Labour government on the upper class.

    "It is a brutal and pointless liquidation of a way of life. They ban it just because they can; and the people I really despair of are those idiots who say that they ‘don’t care much one way or another’," he wrote in a piece for the Spectator magazine, which he edited at the time.

    "About five or six years ago I went to see Blair, and asked him why he was banning hunting. ‘Oh, I’m not one of those who would go hunting on a Saturday, nor would I go out protesting,’ he said. Is it not therefore doubly revolting that he has imposed this tyrannical measure, and voted for it himself?"

    Arguing that hunters should break the law to continue the killings, Mr Johnson said it was unlikely that the ban would be properly enforced.

    "I loved my day with the hunt, and hope they have the courage and organisation to keep going for ever," he said.

    "They are going out with the hounds this Saturday, and if the hounds pick up a fox, so be it. How will the poor cops prove mens rea?

    "And will they not have to produce a fox in evidence? I hope that the hunt holds up the ban to the ridicule it deserves, that they defy the police and the magistrates and the government, until a new government can rescue an old tradition and restore it for the sake of freedom and freedom alone."
    "It is like skiing, in that you are personally tracing, at speed, the contour of the landscape, and then there is the added interest of the weird semi-sexual relation with the horse, in which you have the illusion of understanding and control. There is the military-style pleasure of wheeling and charging as one, the emulative fun of a pseudo-campaign."

    Couscous on
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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    In the 2005 piece Mr Johnson said he "loved" hunting with dogs, in part because of the "semi-sexual relation with the horse" and the "military-style pleasure" of moving as a unit.

    So... the Prime Minister has, at best, sexual fantasies about horses. At worst... *wretches*.

    Nope. Nopenopenope. I'm out. *runs away*

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    evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    come on fellas, that was 15 years ago!
    People change!

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Also it didn't sink him 15 years ago, so I don't see how it's going to make waves now

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    I was just talking about Caligula earlier... another semi-apt comparison for Johnson!

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I assume all horse people have some kind of psychosexual element to it to be honest

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I really really cannot be arsed with another round of "hey look at all this moronic drivel Johnson produced during his decades long career as a "journalist" specialising in moronic drivel for morons". Honestly, we'll be here giving his semi coherent scratchings attention they manifestly do not deserve until our sanity dribbles out our ears.

    He's a brain-dead toff armed with delusions of grandeur and a thesaurus form the early 1900's. We get it.

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    altidaltid Registered User regular
    One of the many issues I have with johnson's drivel is that it was abhorrent back then as well, yet somehow people continued to give him a platform.

    I am very glad that Blair managed to shove the fox hunting ban down the tories throats when he could. Moreso that every attempt to repeal the ban gets met with a wave of public revulsion. I'd also quite like to see grouse shooting banned as an environmentally harmful bloodsport for the well to do, but with tories in power that's not happening.

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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    I thought we'd switched to reporting on excess deaths as far as Coronavirus numbers go, but I guess not?

    Seems to be an international effort to double down on the "lots of people who died whilst having had Covid died to something else, it's just coincidence and the numbers are really lower!", but we're signing up for that too.
    There's not going to be any more reports on deaths until they can fix the current bug (of Public Health England using a positive test and a death to record a Covid death).

    Tastyfish on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Took me forever to realise he meant these as bad things

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    (Martin Daubrey is a brexit party politician which is why I’m not doing him the favor of embedding. Well, that and the daily mail link)

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    yup, another example of what I've seen a fair bit lately:

    *weeping, wailing, pearl-clutching over list of ... inoffensive or actually rather laudable achievements and/or goals?*
    "THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT!"

    ("Yes, and?")

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    tynic wrote: »
    Took me forever to realise he meant these as bad things

    zdfbmh5rg5f0.jpeg

    (Martin Daubrey is a brexit party politician which is why I’m not doing him the favor of embedding. Well, that and the daily mail link)

    I was reading along to the pic before going back and reading your context text and realised I was nodding along as like "yes, good, and..." but because it was posted in this thread, knew it must have meant to be an attack somehow... I guess I'm disappointed I wasn't surprised?

    [Edit]Yeah! Commander Zoom has the right of it![/Edit]

    LaOs on
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The public are morons fuck the public mood you gammon wanker

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    It's also funny seeing the momentum lot getting mad at him at twitter.

    Did you know Starmer has destroyed the Labour party and it's actually his fault that Corbyn lost the GE?

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    . o ( No, Jezza and you lot did that all yourselves, you bag of knobs )

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    The Shamima Begum thing is so unbelievably dumb. I'm not sure when it comes down to it there are that many people with love and forgiveness in their hearts for her but isn't really the point. The point is she's, by any intelligent reading of international or British law, a British citizen. This isn't the 1700s and transportation is no longer a thing, you can't just send your criminals elsewhere and you can't arbitrarily deprive them of a state.

    It's also blindingly obvious for anyone who isn't a moron why it's a bad thing to allow the Home Secretary to be able to invent law and devise cruel and unusual punishments on the hoof, regardless of how much of a dick the person they're doing it to is. Where does that end? Is it just people of colour who get the drawbridge pulled up on them if they commit a crime overseas? What crimes qualify for this punishment? What if you just have a funny foreign name like me? If I am charged with a crime will I be sent to the country my grandfather was born in? When are you "British" enough to deserve a fair trial in the UK? How many generations does it take to get the stink of the foreigner off you?

    I wouldn't really have lost sleep if Begum had got herself killed in the desert just like I don't lose sleep when the police end up shooting someone committing a spree stabbing, frankly, they made their choices. I am however getting frustrated about continually arising need to remind certain political stripes that we settled the matter of whether laws and processes apply to people wot we don't like a very long time ago.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Those are my thoughts on the subject too casual.

    And it is really sad how much the concept of the rule of law has been degraded in the past few decades.

    fuck gendered marketing
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I'm going more and more Grumpy Old Man on people who take pride in refusing to ask questions. I'm going to get a cane and start shaking it.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    "ISIS Bride" as a turn of phrase is such a fucking dog-whistle too

    You mean

    Grooming and child abuse victim

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Whoops.jpg



    BBC news is well ... BBC news

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Freelance trade expert:



    I had not actually been following this but this is extremely bad news for a huge number of businesses here...

    for more details (and why this is not really a surprise) see

    surrealitycheck on
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    EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    He's only going to make it worse!

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Euphoriac wrote: »
    He's only going to make it worse!

    Kind of his speciality!

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Re: Amazon thing

    Well fucking duh. Did anyone not see that coming?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    There was a headline a few days ago along the lines of "EU red tape promises to hold up goods export from post-brexit Britain" and I really want to know exactly who found this to be a shocking surprise and then never, ever meet them.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i think in this case it is prompted by amazon having formally made an announcement: in principle it was hypothetically possible that they could have volunteered to figure out a way round the paperwork requirements themselves... so this is just them saying "actually no it's going to work the way you imagine and it's going to be shit". i was not, however, aware that the swiss border suffers similarly from an amazon pov - i had assumed it had been around long enough fudge would have been worked out, but apparently not.

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