A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
About 900 Internet users in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia, lost service for 36 hours when beavers chewed through an underground fiber cable in what network operator Telus called a "very bizarre and uniquely Canadian turn of events."
"Our team located a nearby dam, and it appears the beavers dug underground alongside the creek to reach our cable, which is buried about three feet underground and protected by a 4.5-inch thick conduit. The beavers first chewed through the conduit before chewing through the cable in multiple locations," the statement from Telus said, according to a CBC article posted Sunday.
Reminds me of the story of that NH town that was taken over by libertarians. No one could agree on what to do about the bears and even when someone tried doing something about it their efforts were sabotaged by their neighbors.
Lol libertarians.
It's so incredibly stupid. What even enabled us weak naked apes to do anything was working together, and the more of us work together, the stronger the group generally is.
But please, libertarians dehumanize yourself and face to bear
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Great, some arsehole's wandered off with my grenade
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
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A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
Note that there's an implication that this was a sex toy, and some articles are calling it a sex toy, but that's not really supported by the evidence. The actual grenade-style sex toys I found were more "inspired by" the grenade shape, and are actually designed to be used. What they found is just a rubber grenade replica, condoms, and lube. The grenade replica is no more a sex toy than a cucumber is.
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
Note that there's an implication that this was a sex toy, and some articles are calling it a sex toy, but that's not really supported by the evidence. The actual grenade-style sex toys I found were more "inspired by" the grenade shape, and are actually designed to be used. What they found is just a rubber grenade replica, condoms, and lube. The grenade replica is no more a sex toy than a cucumber is.
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
Note that there's an implication that this was a sex toy, and some articles are calling it a sex toy, but that's not really supported by the evidence. The actual grenade-style sex toys I found were more "inspired by" the grenade shape, and are actually designed to be used. What they found is just a rubber grenade replica, condoms, and lube. The grenade replica is no more a sex toy than a cucumber is.
A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.
A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
Note that there's an implication that this was a sex toy, and some articles are calling it a sex toy, but that's not really supported by the evidence. The actual grenade-style sex toys I found were more "inspired by" the grenade shape, and are actually designed to be used. What they found is just a rubber grenade replica, condoms, and lube. The grenade replica is no more a sex toy than a cucumber is.
Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
Counter argument:
It's for cleaning battery terminals you sick freak.
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Nitsua said they've done it multiple times. Bears repeating.
It's worth a read if you have the time and haven't already. If you don't have the time, tl;dr DON'T FEED THE BEARS.
You can't tell me what to do!!
Tl;dr Libertarians
They're pretty ursinine.
car erratically driving around townsquare.
gone right? (not for the driver at least)
he's stopped by pedestrian in a certain way.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/26/man-jumps-feet-first-into-moving-car-to-stop-dangerous-driver-in-albania
"Bro, what are you doing?!"
"Don't worry, I saw this in a Jackie Chan movie!" *dropkicks through window*
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Tweets that contain two videos, about a man who was paralyzed below the shoulders (bad news)
but recovered faster than anyone expected (gone right)
with the incentive from his friend that once he finished PT he could kick him in the balls (ow my balls)
This guy just blew his secret identity and now some Albanian superteam is missing their acrobatic hero.
Like seriously that's an insane kick, if he actually connected with the driver on it, the driver probably still dizzy from it, if even conscious yet.
I sent that to my friend, a PT, who said "We call that a patient specific goal. "
It's so incredibly stupid. What even enabled us weak naked apes to do anything was working together, and the more of us work together, the stronger the group generally is.
But please, libertarians dehumanize yourself and face to bear
Great, some arsehole's wandered off with my grenade
Given the diameter of what it was impersonating, that's not something for beginners.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Given that grenades don't have a flared base it's not something for anyone without some modification. Unless you enjoy awkward ER stories I guess.
that's...that's my fetish?
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/28/europe/sex-toy-grenade-germany-scli-intl/index.html
This article has a photo of the object in question.
Note that there's an implication that this was a sex toy, and some articles are calling it a sex toy, but that's not really supported by the evidence. The actual grenade-style sex toys I found were more "inspired by" the grenade shape, and are actually designed to be used. What they found is just a rubber grenade replica, condoms, and lube. The grenade replica is no more a sex toy than a cucumber is.
Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
PAIGE NO
Counter argument:
On a related note they're also into ER visits and reconstructive surgery.
Look, don't kink shame.
No, that was the ship.
Hey my paper airplanes aren't trash they're recycling thank you very much
I'ma gonna do that once the pandemic is over
This feels like it was a deleted scene from Hot Fuzz.