Help Tef unpack all his stuff

Blake T

If you bought it, it would be sold.

Boom. Lawyered.

Jedoc

I feel like this is a long con where Tef builds the washing machine into an internationally-recognized art piece and then heists it the day before the auction.

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Tef

Jedoc wrote: »

I feel like this is a long con where Tef builds the washing machine into an internationally-recognized art piece and then heists it the day before the auction.

My
Name

Is Lupin

Xaquin

hi Lupin

Captain Inertia

Lupin the thiiiiiirrrrrrdddddd

https://youtu.be/lGgZt6QG6KM

Tef

Hi!

Or should I say

Bonjour

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Blake T

If you get all the pictures, print them up and hold them all together to the light you get a map to someone who wants to buy a washing machine.

Vixx

@tynic this is absolutely incredible, omg thank you so much!!!

Anzekay

Tef wrote: »

*drum roll*

Hi everyone! Stage 1(c) is now complete, please enjoy this piece of majesty created by @tynic . Not only has she made this fucking awesome art for the project, but she did it pro bono.

I am just working out the next phase, but if anyone is an out of work creative writer, or has a friends/family who are, please get in contact with me here on the forums

hi yes this is me

Blake T

Washing machine thread.

There has been an update!

Stay tuned.

Blake T

https://youtu.be/skIMSDJHlvA

Jedoc

This seems like an odd sales strategy, if I'm being honest.

Captain Inertia

Hmmmmmmmmj

Blake T

She lives again!

Or dryer has seized up and I doing an Emergency Dry in the garage.

Captain Inertia

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths spun in the drum of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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Tef

Orca wrote: »

Blake have you ever considered that maybe you don't want to sell your washing machine

that in fact you and that washing machine are fated to be together

it was meant to be

perhaps it is time to accept the fact that it's time to start a washing machine family

maybe you don't need to sell that washing machine, but to buy a new one so it will never be lonely

Well, they are naturally a herd species

Wrizzik

They are a herd species but surprisingly competitive. My money is on the old machine sabotaging its replacement.

Anzekay

I just sold my washing machine, proving that I am vastly better at selling washing machines than Blake.

MechMantis

Could you give some advice to Blake as so to help him sell his washing machine?

Our advice hasn't helped him yet and as a self proclaimed expert in the field...

Anzekay

Well, I gave it a clean, took some photos, found the exact model, and then made an ad on gumtree.

Then I waited til someone sent me a message, answered some questions, had them come to take a look at it and then helped them put it in their ute and got paid.

PaperLuigi44

These photos you mention, how much were they rotated?

MechMantis

So wait just to confirm you actually went someplace and spent time composing a written description of the washing machine, or "wrote", an advertisement for the sale of this washing machine, that is to say an "ad", on a public marketplace designed to be utilized on the World Wide Web, or a "web-site" in other words?

Blake have you tried using this most newfangled technology in your quest to sell your washing machine?

Blake T

I think it’s abundantly clear at this stage that I could very well be excellent at selling washing machines. I have simply chosen not to.

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MechMantis

Ah, yes, the grapes you cannot reach are OBVIOUSLY sour, Blake.

Anzekay

Yes the reason we now have proof that I am far better than Blake at selling washing machines is that I have in fact recently sold a washing machine, but on the other hand Blake has not.

Tef

As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

Houk

MechMantis wrote: »

Ah, yes, the grapes you cannot reach are OBVIOUSLY sour, Blake.

you know, I had no idea what the origin of sour grapes actually was until I bothered to look it up at this very moment

I guess I shouldn't be surprised it originated with Aesop's Fables, that's where all them smart-alecky metaphors seem to come from

MechMantis

Tef wrote: »

As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

What if you sold it for solid gold and not money? Would that make you any good in Australia?

Not that it would affect our friend Blake who, to date, has sold no washing machines for anything.

Tef

MechMantis wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

What if you sold it for solid gold and not money? Would that make you any good in Australia?

Not that it would affect our friend Blake who, to date, has sold no washing machines for anything.

You know, surprisingly, it’s never come up before!

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Expendable

I think given how much the washing machine has become part of the family it's a bit like asking Blake to sell their own children now.

3cl1ps3

I mean, Blake might be open to that idea as well, it hasn't yet come up!

Blake, you selling any children? Maybe a combo deal with the machine, sort of a buy one get one?

MNC Dover

The Secret Santa thread brought me here. What a roller coaster ride this thread was.

So @Blake T, did you sell it yet?

Tef

Yeah, Blake. Did you?

Desserted

I thought the washing machine was just apart of their family now.

Chall

What if the washing machine was a metaphor, and the real washing machine was inside us the whole time?

Dear God, someone help, there's a washing machine inside me!