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The Best X-Man [chat]
Bogart
Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
We all know the X-Men are pretty nifty, but which is the best one? Who stands head and shoulders above the rest of the group that is hated and feared by humanity? The answer ... is Kitty Pryde. But you can vote for someone else if you really have to, I guess.
Shadowcat! Kitty Pryde! Now going by Kate, with tattooed knuckles, a bottle of whiskey in one hand, a sweet red coat, a pirate ship and a pet dragon. Obviously the coolest by miles and miles, she once called Professor Xavier a jerk, accurately. Now kissing ladies as well.
Angel! Vampire with a soul, fighting the good fight in LA. Basically a eunuch, though.
Cyclops! Everyone says he's boring but when was the last time you had sex with Emma Frost? Well, OK, he's still pretty vanilla, I guess.
Iceman! Good at volleyball, constantly shiny, gay. I picked the Val Kilmer pic as a joke but honestly if they'd been making an X-Men film in the eighties this is exactly who they would have cast.
Professor Xavier! Sinister and untrustworthy, like all bald men, Xavier runs a school shaped toilet badly, using them as an outlet for his own suppressed desires.
Wolverine! Tried to find a picture of one looking daft, but in every picture they look like scrappy little maniacs, so kudos to the wolverine.
Nightcrawler! Actually Nightcrawler is a totally reasonable vote. Blue fuzzy elf with a sword. Awesome.
Shadowcat! Kitty Pryde! Now going by Kate, with tattooed knuckles, a bottle of whiskey in one hand, a sweet red coat, a pirate ship and a pet dragon. Obviously the coolest by miles and miles, she once called Professor Xavier a jerk, accurately. Now kissing ladies as well.
Angel! Vampire with a soul, fighting the good fight in LA. Basically a eunuch, though.
Cyclops! Everyone says he's boring but when was the last time you had sex with Emma Frost? Well, OK, he's still pretty vanilla, I guess.
Iceman! Good at volleyball, constantly shiny, gay. I picked the Val Kilmer pic as a joke but honestly if they'd been making an X-Men film in the eighties this is exactly who they would have cast.
Professor Xavier! Sinister and untrustworthy, like all bald men, Xavier runs a school shaped toilet badly, using them as an outlet for his own suppressed desires.
Wolverine! Tried to find a picture of one looking daft, but in every picture they look like scrappy little maniacs, so kudos to the wolverine.
Nightcrawler! Actually Nightcrawler is a totally reasonable vote. Blue fuzzy elf with a sword. Awesome.
The Best X-Man [chat] 111 votes
Shadowcat. The best.
21%
24 votes
Angel. Has an ex he constantly moans about, unlikely to go to the beach.
1%
2 votes
Cyclops. Always on at you to train. Reliable but dull.
14%
16 votes
Iceman. Pretty cool. Geddit? Cool, as in cold, because he's Icem
7%
8 votes
Professor Xavier. Shiny head. Constantly reading your thoughts even though he says he's not.
9%
10 votes
Wolverine. Angry Canadian who bites and scratches. Not suitable as a pet.
13%
15 votes
Nightcrawler. Awesome German swordfighter who will call you liebchen.
32%
36 votes
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Is probably because Jean Grey sucks, but
Not because he's the best X-Man but because you used a picture of an actual wolverine and they're stupidly cool animals.
Also I saw one in my parents backyard (in the middle of a 300k city) because wolverines just don't give any fucks about anything because they're wolverines.
obvious joke answer is magneto
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we don't talk about that one guy from that one grant morrison run
edit: also beast we don't talk about him either
PhantomX?
does he not count as xmen I guess
Fight me M8s.
(Wasn't the whole Xorn fiasco from a Morrison run? edit: Because I'm talking about Xorn)
I'm talking, worse than Spidey and his clone shit.
X-Men have soo many comics and lore and, it's just to exhausting now.
The other side of the Mutant conflict are known as Magneto's Funky Bunch
The name doesn't come up in the comics much, though
here is a vid of aforementioned build
Z-Men just as good
In fact better
Is two more than X
Xorn was a brilliant character and probably the single best reveal of any X-Men comic ever. What they did immediately after Morrison's run with Xorn and Magneto was a fiasco.
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And it looks like they are just copying the cartoon version
well at least based on the art shown and Thanos is missing an Infinity Gem
Its possible
also lets talk about Juggernaut Doom
Honk
I just heard it on the news idk
Logan and The Joker are studiously avoiding popping up on any streaming services.
Also, I'm sure Amazon Prime had some stuff I wanted to watch but having ended up with a free trial of Prime from a gift card that I had to spend I'm finding it very slim pickings.
I tried a few episodes of Star Trek The Lower Decks but it seems unsure what it is and so it's neither funny or interesting but maybe I'll skip to a later episode and see if it sorts itself out.
Logan will be on Disney next month when the Star section opens up with the R rated stuff in it.
BotW but colors slider to 1000.
I should find this unfortunate but instead it's like I may have found my true calling in life.