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Space Boat Got Stuck

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Okay so it’s decided?

    12pm MST this Saturday the big boat gets stuck for 24 hrs

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Let’s all just agree that like, next Saturday lunch until Sunday lunch we’re all gonna pretend a big boat got stuck. It’ll be sorta like renewing our wedding vows

    I definitely know of some, uh, romance stories that involve someone getting their big boat stuck.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Okay so it’s decided?

    12pm MST this Saturday the big boat gets stuck for 24 hrs

    Copy that, Control

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Well hot diggity dog, that’s good enough for me

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Okay so it’s decided?

    12pm MST this Saturday the big boat gets stuck for 24 hrs

    Are we manifesting? We're manifesting.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Okay so it’s decided?

    12pm MST this Saturday the big boat gets stuck for 24 hrs

    Are we manifesting? We're manifesting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9qQ1kC8xWg

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    WOAH

    THAT BOAT IS DEFINITELY GETTING STUCK

  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    The USS Fat Ass living up to its name.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    how can such a big boat fit into such a tight canal??

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I like big boats and I cannot lie

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    TNTrooper wrote: »
    The USS Fat Ass living up to its name.
    USS

    FAT

    ASS.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    how can such a big boat fit into such a tight canal??

    Lubrication can move mountains...

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.

    Anyways that’s my story.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Before someone questions me about driving ships.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    how can such a big boat fit into such a tight canal??

    Lubrication can move mountains...
    We're moving a big boat, though.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Lucedes wrote: »
    how can such a big boat fit into such a tight canal??

    Lubrication can move mountains...
    We're moving a big boat, though.

    Yeah but if you just move the land away either side, there you go.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    TNTrooper wrote: »
    The USS Fat Ass living up to its name.
    USS

    FAT

    ASS.

    You cannot Use FAT ASS

    You See a Large Boat. It is Stuck. Exits are South and East. What would you like to do?

    _

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Open mailbox

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    TNTrooper wrote: »
    The USS Fat Ass living up to its name.
    USS

    FAT

    ASS.

    You cannot Use FAT ASS

    You See a Large Boat. It is Stuck. Exits are South and East. What would you like to do?

    _

    A lot of people forget that BoatStuck started on a forum

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    the shipping charts in boatstuck aren't as hard to understand but they are kinda dry.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Is there a genre of manifesting where a boat gets stuck in a canal and then another boat comes apon it and rams it from behind?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.

    Anyways that’s my story.

    Were you Knurd

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.

    Anyways that’s my story.

    Were you Knurd

    Most people in the military go through prolonged periods of knurd, which reflects in their desire to become the opposite at the soonest available opportunity.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Is there a genre of manifesting where a boat gets stuck in a canal and then another boat comes apon it and rams it from behind?

    Whitewater rafting

    It’s making me grumpy how accurate this is

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Y'all rude summoning me like this pre-stuckboat manifestation

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    remember when it was stuck though?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Ayo LMAOOOO @everyone

    That big boat got stuck!!!!!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Ayo LMAOOOO @everyone

    That big boat got stuck!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWj1zZlRjQ

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    Have they ever tried ramming a bigger boat into one of these stuck boats and see if that helps loosen it up?

    They should do that. For science.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Y'all rude summoning me like this pre-stuckboat manifestation

    We're trying to manifest outcomes! We're trying really hard to manifest!

  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    Lol

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I've only gone whitewater rafting once, I think it was also a nice easy class 2, and man it was an absolute blast. Been hankering to get back to it again someday ever since.

    One of our group ended up falling in the river when we hit one of the few somewhat dicey patches. I was closest to her so I got to pull her in (and by some miracle remembered how to actually do it the way we were shown). Unfortunately, the sudden shift in weight after she was back onboard tilted the boat just enough that it dumped me in immediately after. And boy it's kind of amazing just how quickly you can lose track of where you are, what direction you're facing, etc.

    I was never in any real danger but I was definitely more alert after that!

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I've only gone whitewater rafting once, I think it was also a nice easy class 2, and man it was an absolute blast. Been hankering to get back to it again someday ever since.

    One of our group ended up falling in the river when we hit one of the few somewhat dicey patches. I was closest to her so I got to pull her in (and by some miracle remembered how to actually do it the way we were shown). Unfortunately, the sudden shift in weight after she was back onboard tilted the boat just enough that it dumped me in immediately after. And boy it's kind of amazing just how quickly you can lose track of where you are, what direction you're facing, etc.

    I was never in any real danger but I was definitely more alert after that!

    I did something remarkably similar. My buddy had this look on his face "What's going on? Why's the boat going away?" But I made the great proper-gripping rescue technique that I don't remember at all anymore, but I hauled my buddy out of the American River near Sacramento.

    If you're really interested, I'll tell you the story of trying to find a bathroom at the end of the trip.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    as we all know, the boat going away is a very sad thing

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    It occurs to me that I don't think I've ever gone whitewater rafting, which seems like something I always expected to have done by this stage of my life. I am now somewhat surprised that I have never actually done it, because it is the kind of thing that would be very in line with the kind of things I do and am into.

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