Let’s all just agree that like, next Saturday lunch until Sunday lunch we’re all gonna pretend a big boat got stuck. It’ll be sorta like renewing our wedding vows
I definitely know of some, uh, romance stories that involve someone getting their big boat stuck.
This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.
This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.
This one time I drove a warship through the Seuz and then later on I drove it back down. I vividly recall pulling a double watch because of the three helmsmen, the other two were violently sick, so I was drinking the blackest Egyptian coffee imaginable, so strong I was practically vibrating through space and time.
Anyways that’s my story.
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I've only gone whitewater rafting once, I think it was also a nice easy class 2, and man it was an absolute blast. Been hankering to get back to it again someday ever since.
One of our group ended up falling in the river when we hit one of the few somewhat dicey patches. I was closest to her so I got to pull her in (and by some miracle remembered how to actually do it the way we were shown). Unfortunately, the sudden shift in weight after she was back onboard tilted the boat just enough that it dumped me in immediately after. And boy it's kind of amazing just how quickly you can lose track of where you are, what direction you're facing, etc.
I was never in any real danger but I was definitely more alert after that!
I've only gone whitewater rafting once, I think it was also a nice easy class 2, and man it was an absolute blast. Been hankering to get back to it again someday ever since.
One of our group ended up falling in the river when we hit one of the few somewhat dicey patches. I was closest to her so I got to pull her in (and by some miracle remembered how to actually do it the way we were shown). Unfortunately, the sudden shift in weight after she was back onboard tilted the boat just enough that it dumped me in immediately after. And boy it's kind of amazing just how quickly you can lose track of where you are, what direction you're facing, etc.
I was never in any real danger but I was definitely more alert after that!
I did something remarkably similar. My buddy had this look on his face "What's going on? Why's the boat going away?" But I made the great proper-gripping rescue technique that I don't remember at all anymore, but I hauled my buddy out of the American River near Sacramento.
If you're really interested, I'll tell you the story of trying to find a bathroom at the end of the trip.
as we all know, the boat going away is a very sad thing
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It occurs to me that I don't think I've ever gone whitewater rafting, which seems like something I always expected to have done by this stage of my life. I am now somewhat surprised that I have never actually done it, because it is the kind of thing that would be very in line with the kind of things I do and am into.
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12pm MST this Saturday the big boat gets stuck for 24 hrs
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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THAT BOAT IS DEFINITELY GETTING STUCK
FAT
ASS.
Lubrication can move mountains...
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Anyways that’s my story.
Yeah but if you just move the land away either side, there you go.
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You See a Large Boat. It is Stuck. Exits are South and East. What would you like to do?
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Were you Knurd
Most people in the military go through prolonged periods of knurd, which reflects in their desire to become the opposite at the soonest available opportunity.
It’s making me grumpy how accurate this is
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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That big boat got stuck!!!!!
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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One of our group ended up falling in the river when we hit one of the few somewhat dicey patches. I was closest to her so I got to pull her in (and by some miracle remembered how to actually do it the way we were shown). Unfortunately, the sudden shift in weight after she was back onboard tilted the boat just enough that it dumped me in immediately after. And boy it's kind of amazing just how quickly you can lose track of where you are, what direction you're facing, etc.
I was never in any real danger but I was definitely more alert after that!
I did something remarkably similar. My buddy had this look on his face "What's going on? Why's the boat going away?" But I made the great proper-gripping rescue technique that I don't remember at all anymore, but I hauled my buddy out of the American River near Sacramento.
If you're really interested, I'll tell you the story of trying to find a bathroom at the end of the trip.