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[NFL] Thread: Denver Gets That Tall Pocket Passer They've Been Missing

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    And I'd take a shot in the dark on this one, but I'm pretty sure Doc Holiday despite being a dentist would have been pretty pro vax.

    Are ... dentists commonly anti-vax?

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    So, how long before State Farm drops Rodgers? Because he's currently in promos on their Twitter, even if he isn't in the current rotation of national ads.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I’m guessing their lawyers are combing though the contract language right now and getting all their ducks in a row before dropping the hammer.

    You can’t have an anti-vaxxer (and that’s absolutely what he is no matter how much he tries to wrap it up in “I did my own research” BS) as the face of an insurance company.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I’m guessing their lawyers are combing though the contract language right now and getting all their ducks in a row before dropping the hammer.

    You can’t have an anti-vaxxer (and that’s absolutely what he is no matter how much he tries to wrap it up in “I did my own research” BS) as the face of an insurance company.

    Woke mob cancel culture.

    Nevermind the fucking stupid position he's taken, and the position retaining him puts them in. Gotta blame other people for not ignoring it.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there--masked and vaccinated.

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    And I'd take a shot in the dark on this one, but I'm pretty sure Doc Holiday despite being a dentist would have been pretty pro vax.

    Are ... dentists commonly anti-vax?

    I think this is just a variation on the old joke of dentists are doctors who couldn't make it in medical school.

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    PailryderPailryder Registered User regular
    i'm sorry (not sorry) but there are so many golden ones out there right now
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there--masked and vaccinated.

    They won't do it but if this became their new national ad campaign I would probably check out their rates for switching :P

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Rodgers was dropped as a spokesperson for a local health care provider

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    What needs to happen is that Flo and the Gecko run a joint ad where Jake gets kicked out for not masking.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Rodgers was dropped as a spokesperson for a local health care provider

    And here, we, go! Dominos starting to fall for Aaron.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Rodgers was dropped as a spokesperson for a local health care provider

    And here, we, go! Dominos starting to fall for Aaron.

    Nah, Dominos can’t go for a player from a divisional rival ba dum

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Rodgers was dropped as a spokesperson for a local health care provider

    I mean, not being vaxxed is probably not enough to cut ties, although it is bad optics. But that rant he went on? No way they could keep him.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    And I'd take a shot in the dark on this one, but I'm pretty sure Doc Holiday despite being a dentist would have been pretty pro vax.

    Are ... dentists commonly anti-vax?

    No I'm just bagging on dentists. Fucking dentists with their teeth scraping and "just a pinch." YEAH I GOT JUST A PINCH FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    And I'd take a shot in the dark on this one, but I'm pretty sure Doc Holiday despite being a dentist would have been pretty pro vax.

    Are ... dentists commonly anti-vax?

    No I'm just bagging on dentists. Fucking dentists with their teeth scraping and "just a pinch." YEAH I GOT JUST A PINCH FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

    Gosh, Preach, maybe just stop having shitty teeth and actually brush and floss then.

    (he says with a mouth full of composite and so many crowns that he literally doesn't know how many are in his mouth)

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Week nine maps

    Live in Eugene, Oregon? Then you're probably spared near total Dipshit QB saturation. Everyone else likely to merely hear about it every other minute.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    someone should really try to talk dale hansen into coming out of retirement just for one segment to savage the shit out of rodgers and other sports antivaxxers though

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Lol poor Joe burrow
    Now he's gonna be the meme of the week

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Lol poor Joe burrow
    Now he's gonna be the meme of the week

    Deets?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Look at all the camo! Look at it!

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    MorganV wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Lol poor Joe burrow
    Now he's gonna be the meme of the week

    Deets?

    Pick 6 where the QB has to make a tackle but fail horribly

    Edit here is a clip

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Lol poor Joe burrow
    Now he's gonna be the meme of the week

    Deets?

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    XantomasXantomas Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    someone should really try to talk dale hansen into coming out of retirement just for one segment to savage the shit out of rodgers and other sports antivaxxers though

    I haven't seen a clip yet, but right wingers on twitter got real angry briefly this morning after Terry Bradshaw apparently said something about Rodgers taking cattle dewormer and being a liar live on the Fox sports pre-game.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Shit who needs OBJ when you have DPJ

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    This is the Dallas defense I've been expecting.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    What the fuck is going on with the Bills? Are they just toying with teams, or what?

    Last week, tied at 3 with the Dolphins until the last 20 minutes. This week, it's almost 40 mins in, tied at 6 with the Jags.

    These two teams are trash, and the Bills is supposed to be dominant. But they allow these teams to be in the game for most of it. That's not the sign of a great team.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I think the Bills maybe just aren't the destroyers they'd been billed as. That or just "any given sunday" and all that

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Denver is beating the brakes off Dallas. I didn’t see that coming.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Hmm looks like the Broncos came to play football while the Cowboys were focused on PR for the Military.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Denver is beating the brakes off Dallas. I didn’t see that coming.
    After trading Von Miller too boot?

    AFC West is for the taking this year.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Denver is beating the brakes off Dallas. I didn’t see that coming.
    After trading Von Miller too boot?

    AFC West is for the taking this year.
    Maybe Von Miller stood up a Voodoo Priestesses when he was in New Orleans and the Loa have moved on to curse the Rams.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Shit who needs OBJ when you have DPJ

    His NFL success makes me hate Shea Patterson so much.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Josh Allen is really ruining Josh Allen’s day.

    It’s like Josh Allen can read Josh Allen’s mind.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    The Bills/Jags is fun, for all the worst reasons.

    Josh Allen sacked by Josh Allen.
    Josh Allen intercepted by Josh Allen.
    Josh Allen fumbled and recovered by Josh Allen.

    Poor Jags though. If they manage to finish this out without blowing it (hardly a challenge), it probably allows Urban to finish out the contract with "honor", if not get renewed.

    And Trevor Lawrence doesn't deserve that.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular

    Refs gave the Bills a huge gift with that fumble-turnover that wasn’t.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I have the cowboys kicker in fantasy and somehow he got 0 points even though Dallas got 16. Excellent

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    LACES OUT!!

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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    Fun fact! The Cowboys haven't beaten the Broncos since 1995.

    oh h*ck
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Cam Newton is trending on twitter. Apparently some folks at a Panthers game noticed some banners that looked like Newton was conspicuously missing. Except older pics show it was always there, even in 2016-2017.

    And also because Panthers are bad still. I'm disappointed but not specifically in Darnold. He seems like a perfectly average journeyman QB. Probably too good to be a backup, but he hasn't found a fit where he can blossom and learn. The Jets may have completely ruined him, which would be a shame.

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    PailryderPailryder Registered User regular
    well KC pulled it out...somehow. They have so many threats and yet they keep under performing. Also how Sorensen still has a job as a CB is mind boggling.

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