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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Hey you guys said minimal scarring

    What the fuck

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Hey you guys said minimal scarring

    What the fuck

    If done properly bro

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Hey you guys said minimal scarring

    What the fuck

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Hey you guys said minimal scarring

    What the fuck

    That isn't scarring. That is being ribbed for their pleasure. It is by design.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Is it safe to do a full jelqing session every other day?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I'm more about maximum scarring.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Hey you guys said minimal scarring

    What the fuck

    You now have more canvas for your awesome dick tattoos

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Is it safe to do a full jelqing session every other day?

    Safe for whom

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd definitely at least clear the room to ensure no collateral damage for bystanders

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Protip: make sure you concentrate your jelqing on the most effective area with this simple mnemonic:
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    just wanting to check if anyone is jilqin they jelq

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    The real scarring is how many years you've been chasing comedy from this one conceit.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    No, it's good actually

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    just wanting to check if anyone is jilqin they jelq

    like 38 Special before me, i hold on loosely, but i don't let go :sunglasses:

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Much like our collectively long, filament thin, minimally scarred schlongs we can increase the longevity of the joke by frequent joking about it.

    Jolqing, if you will.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    minimal psychic scarring

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Does jilq rhyme with milk

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    the trick is to simply have a big dick in the first place

    where's callius

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Mang, he's been gone even longer than you.

    Glad to see you didn't die in the *gesticulates vaguely in the direction of the real world*

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    edit: never mind

    Weaver on
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants

    Jelqing sounds better than this surgery, so really you'd be foolish not to jelq

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants

    Jelqing sounds better than this surgery, so really you'd be foolish not to jelq

    This was fascinating and enraging in equal measures.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Heads up, there's a pretty graphic description of a procedure in that article that made me feel a pretty uneasy, and I don't consider myself particularly susceptible to that kind of thing.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    Heads up, there's a pretty graphic description of a procedure in that article that made me feel a pretty uneasy, and I don't consider myself particularly susceptible to that kind of thing.

    The good news is, recovery from penis enlargement disenlargement seems to require a rehab regime that includes jelqing

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    The part where most of them were of average size before is especially sad. I can't even imagine that level of dysmorphia. But I guess given how most cultures, and especially most men, view mental health I guess I am not surprised.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    The part where most of them were of average size before is especially sad. I can't even imagine that level of dysmorphia. But I guess given how most cultures, and especially most men, view mental health I guess I am not surprised.

    Porn and selection bias has a lot to answer for here, but "bigger peens are better!" in general is all over in culture.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I remember reading a sex-positive 90's advice column written by an actual nymphomanic in one of those UK lad mags, I think. It was the most affirming all-penis-sizes-are-good-actually thing I've ever read, from someone who sampled widely (very widely).

    But it still stands out to me as possibly literally the only time I've really encountered that concept so explicitly stated in any media, ever.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Y'know my eldest was saying she might want to visit these forums. Thanks for reminding me that I want to warn her away forever.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    She either learns about jelquing here, or on the playground

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Playground jelqing does not result in minimal scarring

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    you better not let me catch you jelqing

    I'll make you jelq the whole damn pack

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Playground jelqing does not result in minimal scarring

    Look some people want the maximal scarred penises. Don't judge.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    I wasn’t talking about penis scars

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    So now that he's dead all his assets will be broken up and distributed among the people that he's harmed....right?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    every time this thread gets new posts I am morbidly curious

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    If your curiosity remains morbid for more than six hours, contact a physician.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    It’s only minimal morbidity

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    today is wednesday

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    wtf*

    *wednesday, thursday, friday

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