The other side of the jizz mailing is of course that they gotta get the jizz somehow in order to mail it
The barn my mom worked at had a (very loosely) horse shaped wooden device called The Green Lady for this purpose
I just assumed everyone kept a Tom Green type on staff
"Nice joke, Pooro. Everyone definitely remembers Freddy Got Fingered, and knows that Tom Green was in it, and knows there's a scene where he cranks a horse off. Everyone possesses these vital pieces of relevant-to-the-times information, and it's good of you to capitalize on this shared knowledge." Oh, jeez, thanks, you're too kind.
The other side of the jizz mailing is of course that they gotta get the jizz somehow in order to mail it
The barn my mom worked at had a (very loosely) horse shaped wooden device called The Green Lady for this purpose
I just assumed everyone kept a Tom Green type on staff
"Nice joke, Pooro. Everyone definitely remembers Freddy Got Fingered, and knows that Tom Green was in it, and knows there's a scene where he cranks a horse off. Everyone possesses these vital pieces of relevant-to-the-times information, and it's good of you to capitalize on this shared knowledge." Oh, jeez, thanks, you're too kind.
If he's jerking off a horse why's it called Freddy got Fingered? Is Freddy the horses name?
The origin of his name has several different versions. According to the most common, Bertie intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s; that is, a failed attempt at spelling phonetically), which so amused Bertie that he adopted the spelling.[3] Subsequent writers have used a variety of spellings that reflect the intended revised pronunciation, "Potatoes".[1] In The Jockey Club's online database equineline.com, the name is spelled as Pot8O's.[4] The General Stud Book uses Potoooooooo.[5]
facetious on
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Yeah. When you are a livestock farmer there is just gunna be semen in the freezer. Just how it is.
Remember when Jon Arbuckle drank dog semen
...no? What the fuck is going on in Garfield these days?!
We're talking 90s Garf here
I was expecting some fan edit of a vague comic. Something like those ones that edit out all of the animal talk to show how deranged Jon has become. Maybe something ambiguous that you could see and giggle about how OBVIOUSLY it has to be dog semen. This... This was printed as is? No one at any point stopped to wonder why they were having Jon chug dog semen?
How did he not notice the texture difference?! What the fuck is in his normal coffee that a bunch of dog jizz doesn't even register?! Is that why Garfield and Odie have such a contentious relationship?! Garfield got replaced?!
Apparently Staind still tours. They just did a show at the casino I work at. I'm very curious if the other guys are on the same wavelength as him and if anyone had to have a conversation with him about how maybe he shouldn't bring up politics during the show and also nobody wants to hear your limp pithy county songs.
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The barn my mom worked at had a (very loosely) horse shaped wooden device called The Green Lady for this purpose
No see the premise is that the horse semen is fake
I just assumed everyone kept a Tom Green type on staff
"Nice joke, Pooro. Everyone definitely remembers Freddy Got Fingered, and knows that Tom Green was in it, and knows there's a scene where he cranks a horse off. Everyone possesses these vital pieces of relevant-to-the-times information, and it's good of you to capitalize on this shared knowledge." Oh, jeez, thanks, you're too kind.
If he's jerking off a horse why's it called Freddy got Fingered? Is Freddy the horses name?
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freddy got fingered is a movie ive seen over a hundred times without choice
What part of a robot uses horse semen?
More parts than you want to know about.
"Dammit! Not again!"
was this like a Clockwork Orange situation, or
To be clear, talking about something like this
Sometimes you add a fake horse head onto it or similar, but really that's more for the people than the stallion, they'll fuck anything
Because you’ll be getting into this cannon so we can shoot you into the sea.
small house and my brother would play the same movie on repeat all day while practicing guitar tabs for like Stained and various contemporaries.
Other movies I have seen over a hundred times? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Haggard- Bam Margera's feature film directorial debut.
It's never unexpected
getting a lot of valuable Gus Insight here
But I am renowned for being stupid in the aughts.
god, finally
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
The cartoon he makes at the end of animated Tom Green with weird gnarled zebra hooves is burned into my brain.
40 million deutschmark!?!
Oh man I was never much of a Staind fan. Must feel weird he's become a weird conservative country artist.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I'm sorry what
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I was expecting some fan edit of a vague comic. Something like those ones that edit out all of the animal talk to show how deranged Jon has become. Maybe something ambiguous that you could see and giggle about how OBVIOUSLY it has to be dog semen. This... This was printed as is? No one at any point stopped to wonder why they were having Jon chug dog semen?
How did he not notice the texture difference?! What the fuck is in his normal coffee that a bunch of dog jizz doesn't even register?! Is that why Garfield and Odie have such a contentious relationship?! Garfield got replaced?!
How does autocorrect get “hunger” from harissa
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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harissa is real good
put that in some scrambled eggs, chefkiss
A truly stunning turn of events.
Apparently Staind still tours. They just did a show at the casino I work at. I'm very curious if the other guys are on the same wavelength as him and if anyone had to have a conversation with him about how maybe he shouldn't bring up politics during the show and also nobody wants to hear your limp pithy county songs.